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04.10.2012 - 01:35
EmperorGonzo
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 03.10.2012 at 22:43

Written by Guest on 02.10.2012 at 03:41
"That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing," I said. "I bet you want my cock in you."



"Dave," my wife said, "do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"


Aaaaaaaaaaaaah duuuuude! Nice!

Tell it to people, watch their brains shut down for a moment ha.
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04.10.2012 - 10:04
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Written by Guest on 04.10.2012 at 01:35

Written by X-Ray Rod on 03.10.2012 at 22:43

Written by Guest on 02.10.2012 at 03:41
"That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing," I said. "I bet you want my cock in you."



"Dave," my wife said, "do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"


Aaaaaaaaaaaaah duuuuude! Nice!

Tell it to people, watch their brains shut down for a moment ha.


Nasty! For a minute you think that you read it wrong
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If you never wake up from a dream does it become reality?

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Don't click here
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04.10.2012 - 16:57
Fredd
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I understood it right away. Is there something wrong with me?
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04.10.2012 - 19:55
EmperorGonzo
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Written by Guest on 04.10.2012 at 16:57

I understood it right away. Is there something wrong with me?

Just a metal head. I understood it right away but everyone that doesn't have the same mindset as I they do pause for a minute.
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04.10.2012 - 19:56
EmperorGonzo
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05.10.2012 - 01:11
Void Eater
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05.10.2012 - 06:30
Edmund Fogg
Written by Guest on 05.10.2012 at 01:11




There we go
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You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM
The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom
God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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05.10.2012 - 11:56
The Turbanator
Written by Guest on 03.10.2012 at 22:41




Hahahah excellent.
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In the name of forests; In the name of stars; In the name of all the seas; In the name of storms... Proud sons of ancient nation; Proud sons of sacred song in the wind; Proud sons behind a mirror of ice who told... Fathers of the icy age!!
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05.10.2012 - 12:11
The Turbanator
NSFW

No idea if it should go in the Creepy thread or here, but I did laughed my lungs out at this :

http://www.efukt.com/2144_Unwanted_Threesome.html
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In the name of forests; In the name of stars; In the name of all the seas; In the name of storms... Proud sons of ancient nation; Proud sons of sacred song in the wind; Proud sons behind a mirror of ice who told... Fathers of the icy age!!
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05.10.2012 - 13:58
Edmund Fogg
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You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM
The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom
God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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05.10.2012 - 15:03
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
And Obama would have "Vote for me, the parasite"...but well - Romney is nothing to cheer about either...
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My rest seems now calm and deep
Finally I got my dead man sleep


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06.10.2012 - 17:05
theFIST
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Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39
Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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07.10.2012 - 02:32
enumaelis
Just watched this video after many years and still so funny. Epic dancing steps
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07.10.2012 - 15:23
theFIST
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Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39
Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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08.10.2012 - 00:19
BreadGod
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08.10.2012 - 00:26
Warman
Erotic Stains
That was brilliant! I'm just the same as that fat dude and I'd probably put on something similar, maybe even the same song.
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09.10.2012 - 21:24
Void Eater
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09.10.2012 - 21:45
FOOCK Nam
Written by Guest on 09.10.2012 at 21:24



Oh god the youtube one comment is sick
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10.10.2012 - 20:48
Branzig
Pray Pray Pray That Gay Away!
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In Grind We Crust
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10.10.2012 - 22:08
EmperorGonzo
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Written by Branzig on 10.10.2012 at 20:48

Pray Pray Pray That Gay Away!

When people say that or I hear that term I always think of this.
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11.10.2012 - 19:37
0rpheus
Sheet music



Audio

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I would prefer not to.
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11.10.2012 - 19:45
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Written by 0rpheus on 11.10.2012 at 19:37




third cord is pure fucking LOL.
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11.10.2012 - 22:41
Ernis
狼獾
Written by 0rpheus on 11.10.2012 at 19:37

Sheet music

Prelude du fornication


This grammar error is too much for me to bear... you can use "du" only before a masculine noun. "Prélude de la fornication" would be the correct title.
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12.10.2012 - 02:39
0rpheus
Written by Ernis on 11.10.2012 at 22:41

This grammar error is too much for me to bear... you can use "du" only before a masculine noun. "Prélude de la fornication" would be the correct title.

I'm not the one who's created this but who cares about the title anyway!
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I would prefer not to.
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13.10.2012 - 04:42
Evil Chip
Insane gamer.

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16.10.2012 - 00:17
wormdrink414
elite
Makes me really want to see this live:
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16.10.2012 - 08:41
Branzig
Written by wormdrink414 on 16.10.2012 at 00:17

Makes me really want to see this live:


If they run and you get the chance, do it. It is hilarious haha.
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17.10.2012 - 01:58
Edmund Fogg
Dear Jonh
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You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM
The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom
God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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17.10.2012 - 22:46
Branzig
^ I like how he leans back...like he is trying to exaggerate his awesome boner haha
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In Grind We Crust
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18.10.2012 - 01:45
Void Eater
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