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MS Awards 2013 - Staff Picks And Band Feedback


Written by: D.T. Metal
Published: 12.03.2014


The dust has settled, the 2013 Metal Storm Award winners have been determined and you probably wonder which album we thought were the cream of the crop in their respective category. Right?

Ahhh, the mighty Staff Picks! As most of you already know, we do not vote during the Awards, we just nominate and leave all the fun to you fine folks; well, most of the fun that is. Come on, did you really think we didn't want to argue amongst us who should receive the moniker "Staff Pick" out of our nominees?

While some categories had slam dunk winners, others didn't. One of the many examples of our bickering would be during the pick in the Avantgarde category, where the comments ranged from:

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This poll is very homosexual
to
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That is just homophobic. Let this poll be who it is
which led to
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Not really, just callin it out. No need for it to hide in the closet, it's just unhealthy
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I bet its' partner is that folk poll. Just as gay
finally ended with
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I couldn't care less who wins this category. But would vote, if I voted here, for Vulture Industries just to see XXX throw a hissy fit (Name omitted to protect the innocent)

Good times And equal good times were that our Awards banner made it to Nr. 6 in the Drama Of The Year category. If we had known that this is what it takes, we would have done it sooner.

Nevertheless, we (somewhat) agreed, and here are the 2013 picks from your MS Staff, Elites and (for the first time) our Official Contributors:


2013 Metal Storm Staff Picks



Alternative Metal
Karnivool - Asymmetry

Avantgarde / Experimental Metal
Vulture Industries - The Tower

Black Metal
Carpe Noctem - In Terra Profugus

Death Metal
Tribulation - The Formulas Of Death

Djent / Math Metal
Uneven Structure - 8

Doom Metal
Evoke Thy Lords - Drunken Tales

Extreme Doom Metal
Funeralium - Deceived Idealism

Folk / Pagan / Viking Metal
Saor - Roots

Gothic / Symphonic Metal
The Eden House - Half-Life

Grindcore
Antigama - Meteor

Hard Rock
Clutch - Earth Rocker

Hardcore / Metalcore / Deathcore
Castevet - Obsian

Heavy / Melodic Metal
In Solitude - Sister

Industrial / Cyber / Electronic Metal
Shining (NOR) - One One One

Melodeath / Extreme Power / Gothenburg Metal
In Vain - Ænigma

Melodic Black Metal / Metalgaze
Vallendusk - Black Clouds Gathering

Post-Metal
Obscure Sphinx - Void Mother

Power Metal
Stratovarius - Nemesis

Progressive Metal
Leprous - Coal

Sludge / Stoner Metal
Weedpecker - Weedpecker

Thrash Metal
Death Angel - The Dream Calls For Blood

Debut
Carpe Noctem - In Terra Profugus

Clandestine Cut Of The Year
Pin-Up Went Down - B-Sides



Thank you all for voting and we hope you had as much fun as we did and maybe you discovered some new bands or reconnected with your old favorites. We also want to thank the bands for putting out some great music and letting their fans know about the Metal Storm Awards through their social media outlets.


In lieu of quoting all of their feedbacks or "vote for us" posts, we decided to list just a couple which stood out:

In Vain - brownie points
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Ænigma has been nominated in The Best Melodeath/Extreme Power/Gothenburg Metal Album category in the Metal Storm Awards 2013. Metal Storm is one of the world's largest metal webzines, and each year they run annual awards in February. Please help us out and cast a vote for Ænigma.


Empyrios - are dissing the genre
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Attention everyone, "ZION" has been chosen among the best top 10 Djent / Math Metal albums of 2013 on Metal Storm? Although this whole "djent" thing is getting rather stinky lately, we're in good company of heavyweights like TesseracT, Vildhjarta & Uneven Structure so it's indeed super cool. Toss your vote for us and spread the news? thanks!!


Obscure Sphinx - on being humble
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3rd place in The Best Post-Metal Album @ Metal Storm Awards 2013! Right after amazing albums by The Ocean and Cult Of Luna! We're honoured, thank you all for voting!


And last but not least - two of the best responses we read on the internet:

Vulture Industries - guitar give-away
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The Tower has been nominated best Avantgarde/experimental album of 2013 on the Metal Storm awards. All voters will be sent a free signature air guitar!

We are also happy to see our friends in Leprous nominated for best progressive album. Make sure to also pass them a vote!


SubRosa - awesome
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SubRosa has been nominated for the "Best Sludge/Stoner Metal Album of the Year" by Metal Storm.
Metal Storm has a sweet little spot in our heart because Senior Editor Susan Thieme interviewed us in the lady's bathroom of the Highline Bar in Seattle last year.



And with this - the 2013 Metal Storm Awards are a wrap. But to tide you over until next year, we have something special in store to commemorate the 10 glorious years of the Award's existence - Stay tuned!






Written on 12.03.2014 by Former boss lady. Now just a professional concertgoer... dangerously armed with a camera!


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13.03.2014 - 14:42
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Auntie Sahar on 13.03.2014 at 14:41

"Name omitted to protect the innocent"

I haven't been called "innocent" for a while... not sure I could get used to that again
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13.03.2014 - 15:07
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Guest on 13.03.2014 at 14:42
I haven't been called "innocent" for a while...

I'll always call you that, babe. <3

Written by Auntie Sahar on 13.03.2014 at 14:41

Written by Guest on 13.03.2014 at 14:32

Written by Auntie Sahar on 12.03.2014 at 23:33

As a certain someone previously noted, Metatron can fly, so air isn't much of a problem for him

I didn't realise my name had taken on Voldemort-like proportions

"Name omitted to protect the innocent"


Wasn't that aimed at you originally?
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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13.03.2014 - 15:19
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 13.03.2014 at 15:07

I'll always call you that, babe. <3

Perhaps when compared to you and your dirty, depraved antics I could be considered innocent
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13.03.2014 - 17:04
Sand

Written by Auntie Sahar on 12.03.2014 at 23:47

Written by Darkside Momo on 12.03.2014 at 23:43

bah! flying? what help will it be? (If need be, I'll call Ziltoid The Omniscient and Captain Spectacular to my side)

A fair duo of allies on your part, but they'll be nothing in the face of my psychotic sand deity!

You need me?
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13.03.2014 - 18:06
Fredd
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Pleasant.
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13.03.2014 - 18:11
Unhealer
Eclecticist
Liked these results a lot more than the ones chosen by the users!
Just curious, how do you all meet to decide this?
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13.03.2014 - 18:22
D.T. Metal

Written by Unhealer on 13.03.2014 at 18:11

Just curious, how do you all meet to decide this?

Easy - us females Staffers do this and the men follow us blindly
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13.03.2014 - 18:26
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTITS!
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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13.03.2014 - 18:34
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Yes, pretty much. DT and I bring whips and things get done!
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.


My Instagram
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13.03.2014 - 18:42
Unhealer
Eclecticist
Oh, I see. I guess I'll be contributing a lot from now on so in the future I might get some of that
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13.03.2014 - 21:21
R Lewis

Clutch winning over Alter Bridge??
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13.03.2014 - 21:43
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Written by R Lewis on 13.03.2014 at 21:21

Clutch winning over Alter Bridge??


Come on, you fanboy!
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.


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13.03.2014 - 22:04
R Lewis

Written by BloodTears on 13.03.2014 at 21:43

Come on, you fanboy!

U no call me fanboy, I'm 18, I'm a big big child, I've seen the world and know muzik better than y'all idiots!
I'm so br00tal I use the grater as toilet paper.
Alter Bridge ftw.


(xdxd)
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14.03.2014 - 01:09
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
Written by Sand on 13.03.2014 at 17:04

Written by Auntie Sahar on 12.03.2014 at 23:47

Written by Darkside Momo on 12.03.2014 at 23:43

bah! flying? what help will it be? (If need be, I'll call Ziltoid The Omniscient and Captain Spectacular to my side)

A fair duo of allies on your part, but they'll be nothing in the face of my psychotic sand deity!

You need me?

You're a deity?
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14.03.2014 - 01:24
Rulatore

Written by D.T. Metal on 13.03.2014 at 18:22

Written by Unhealer on 13.03.2014 at 18:11

Just curious, how do you all meet to decide this?

Easy - us females Staffers do this and the men follow us blindly

Written by BloodTears on 13.03.2014 at 18:34

Yes, pretty much. DT and I bring whips and things get done!

That's interesting. Are you accepting new people to these meetings ? Where can I get an invite ?
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14.03.2014 - 02:12
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
Written by BloodTears on 13.03.2014 at 18:34

Yes, pretty much. DT and I bring whips and things get done!

Your succubi mammaries shall not tempt me!
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.

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14.03.2014 - 11:00
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Ahaha And all of a sudden, everyone wants to be Staff

And Che, we can make a few deals, I'll pay you.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.


My Instagram
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14.03.2014 - 13:24
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Written by BloodTears on 14.03.2014 at 11:00

Ahaha And all of a sudden, everyone wants to be Staff


I think bouncy tits will do that to a man.
How many female staffers anyway? Just, you, Susan and DT yeah?
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14.03.2014 - 14:38
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Spirit Molecule on 14.03.2014 at 13:24

Written by BloodTears on 14.03.2014 at 11:00

Ahaha And all of a sudden, everyone wants to be Staff


I think bouncy tits will do that to a man.
How many female staffers anyway? Just, you, Susan and DT yeah?


And Milena although she hasn't been around for a while.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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14.03.2014 - 14:40
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
Written by BloodTears on 14.03.2014 at 11:00

And Che, we can make a few deals, I'll pay you.

Make the currency gummy bears, and consider it done
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.

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14.03.2014 - 15:28
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Written by X-Ray Rod on 14.03.2014 at 14:38

Written by Spirit Molecule on 14.03.2014 at 13:24

Written by BloodTears on 14.03.2014 at 11:00

Ahaha And all of a sudden, everyone wants to be Staff


I think bouncy tits will do that to a man.
How many female staffers anyway? Just, you, Susan and DT yeah?


And Milena although she hasn't been around for a while.


Isn't she was upset of "Milena Moan" thing happened last year?

After that, I haven't seen her in a while(even in Prog forums too ).
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14.03.2014 - 15:34
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Written by X-Ray Rod on 14.03.2014 at 14:38

And Milena although she hasn't been around for a while.


Ohhh right! Totally forgot, she's been off for a while now.

I always feltthat Milena was like 13-14 years old, so I wouldn't be very comfortable being part of the staffers bouncy tits sessions
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14.03.2014 - 15:36
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Spirit Molecule on 14.03.2014 at 15:34
I always feltthat Milena was like 13-14 years old, so I wouldn't be very comfortable being part of the staffers bouncy tits sessions

She's my age so.... So... I'm not going to say anything out of respect.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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14.03.2014 - 15:42
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Written by X-Ray Rod on 14.03.2014 at 15:36

She's my age so.... So... I'm not going to say anything out of respect.


Hahaha
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14.03.2014 - 16:27
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Written by Spirit Molecule on 14.03.2014 at 13:24

Written by BloodTears on 14.03.2014 at 11:00

Ahaha And all of a sudden, everyone wants to be Staff


I think bouncy tits will do that to a man.
How many female staffers anyway? Just, you, Susan and DT yeah?


I think four, plus Milena. Not bad, I say.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.


My Instagram
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14.03.2014 - 20:53
Darkside Momo
Retired
Written by BloodTears on 14.03.2014 at 16:27

Written by Spirit Molecule on 14.03.2014 at 13:24

How many female staffers anyway? Just, you, Susan and DT yeah?


I think four, plus Milena. Not bad, I say.

That's four, Milena included.
Way back Angelique and Bararey were really active too
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"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you"

"I've lost too many years now
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15.03.2014 - 12:54
Lethrokai

Wow, Vulture Industries actually gave recommendation to another band too! Talk about great guys!
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Sometimes you just need to roll the dice and look away.
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16.03.2014 - 17:58
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Written by Darkside Momo on 14.03.2014 at 20:53

That's four, Milena included.
Way back Angelique and Bararey were really active too


Ohhhh right Bararey was from Dubai or somewhere in the ME. Both of them haven't been on here for a long time I guess.
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19.03.2014 - 01:49
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Bararey was from Kuwait. And she was awesome.
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20.03.2014 - 09:20
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Subrosa - awesome
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Metal Storm has a sweet little spot in our heart because Senior Editor Susan Thieme interviewed us in the lady's bathroom of the Highline Bar in Seattle last year.

Was this a prearranged interview, or did Susan trap them in the stall until they answered some questions?
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