Vegan Black Metal Chef

Bad ass. I'm going to go cook now and feel super grim and kvlt about it

Haha that was great, kept thinking bout a rare steak tho ... <3 mushrooms are awesome

I'm glad to see that someone finally made a BM cooking show that actually has really good production.

This is hilarious!!!!! hahahahahaaaa

When I first saw this, I was loling so hard! Especially cause it's vegan Gotta try that dish sometimes. And I showed this clip to some of my non-metal friends, and they were all wathcing the whole thing and laughing:D This sh*t is .... wiat for it.... legendary!

It looks quite delicious I must say... It needs one ingredient though: Meat.

^^No, it doesn't. Meat is too mainstream

Anyhoo, for all VBMC fans, he has part 3 out already and also a website veganblackmetalchef.com where you can find out where to buy those awesome knives n stuff;D

He's my favourite vegan I love this guy, cause he's vegan because of the animal welfare and makes good BM music with awesome and educational lyrics My dream man I'm a VBMC fangirl I suppose

Haha I almost laughed my head off, this is hilarious . Thank you Qube for submitting it .

Btw, is it just me, or the music isn't really that bad? .

Written by AnGina-- on 15.08.2011 at 01:39

^^No, it doesn't. Meat is too mainstream

Not really. This vegan movement went to the point that saying that meat is mainstream.... is even more mainstream

Written by X-Ray Rod on 21.08.2011 at 15:45

Not really. This vegan movement went to the point that saying that meat is mainstream.... is even more mainstream

Touché! Well, but basically, VBMC kinda differs from the usual vegan, as the vegans also believe plants and fruits are to be respected and thankful for, and he's all ''crush that potatoes, crush them real good, show them no mercy!''
Yea, I dig this guy, I learned you can buy a lot of useful sh*t in farmer's marker

Written by AnGina-- on 22.08.2011 at 09:21

, and he's all ''crush that potatoes, crush them real good, show them no mercy!''

That's actually why I love that fella, no mercy for my potatoes!

I didn't expect that lol

Funny, good music and all with a good purpose in mind. Good job!

Here you can actually buy frozen pizza with that much salt........

No kitchen is complete without a mace.

I wanna see this guy team up with Epic Meal Time. i do believe it would be bad ass

If there's anyone who will inspire me to cook more, it's this guy

Written by Urizen367 on 29.04.2012 at 19:44

I wanna see this guy team up with Epic Meal Time. i do believe it would be bad ass

Seeing as this guy's vegan and EMT's theme is disgusting overdose on meat, I can't imagine how that'd work out....

Written by [user id=27368] on 29.04.2012 at 20:30

If there's anyone who will inspire me to cook more, it's this guy

Written by Urizen367 on 29.04.2012 at 19:44

I wanna see this guy team up with Epic Meal Time. i do believe it would be bad ass

Seeing as this guy's vegan and EMT's theme is disgusting overdose on meat, I can't imagine how that'd work out....

they've done no-meat episodes...granted they're loaded with candy, but still. i think it'd be interesting

Written by Urizen367 on 29.04.2012 at 23:11

they've done no-meat episodes...granted they're loaded with candy, but still. i think it'd be interesting

I think I'd thoroughly enjoy the combo of candy and black metal

Written by [user id=27368] on 30.04.2012 at 03:32
I think I'd thoroughly enjoy the combo of candy and black metal

Candy and black metal are the true loves in my life. And sex. But candy and black metal don't get mad at me when I don't give them enough attention, so they win.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 30.04.2012 at 05:45

Written by [user id=27368] on 30.04.2012 at 03:32
I think I'd thoroughly enjoy the combo of candy and black metal

Candy and black metal are the true loves in my life. And sex. But candy and black metal don't get mad at me when I don't give them enough attention, so they win.

I imagine this is how cook Troy.

By the way, have you ever worn corpse paint?

A year later, I find that he has 9 episodes.

This man is a genius! He should release a Vegan Black Metal album right now! Ha ha. Better than more 'serious black metal' stuff out there...

Fuck yeah, this guy's awesome. I showed this to my bro in law and he cracked up. *cough* He's a metal nub. *cough*

CRUSH THE POTATOES WITH A MACE!!!!!! AND SHOW THEM NO MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The music is kinda good too lolll

Hahahaha, it made my day ! THANKS for having shared this video ! ^^

Beastly!

Written by AnGina-- on 15.08.2011 at 01:39

^^No, it doesn't. Meat is too mainstream

Anyhoo, for all VBMC fans, he has part 3 out already and also a website veganblackmetalchef.com where you can find out where to buy those awesome knives n stuff;D

He's my favourite vegan I love this guy, cause he's vegan because of the animal welfare and makes good BM music with awesome and educational lyrics My dream man I'm a VBMC fangirl I suppose

Yeah being vegan would only be odd if the show was the Gluten free death metal chef or something

Written by Amy on 15.01.2015 at 07:59

Yeah being vegan would only be odd if the show was the Gluten free death metal chef or something

I can see the whole Gluten free death metal chef going on, considering death metallish agression would go really well with the hatred *cough*hypochondriacs*cough* people have nowadays towards gluten. I feel sorry for that little fella.

this is more than lovely ! hahahah