Worst Albums in the History of Music

Worst Albums in the History of Music

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A list by
Troy Killjoy
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Consider this an encyclopedia of music's worst entries.
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Metallica - Lulu
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Metallica - Lulu
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MechanisT
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03.11.2011 - 23:16
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Just for the effort alone.
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............ xD
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

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03.11.2011 - 23:18
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I'm inclined to agree with most of this list.

But the exclusion of "lulu" is blasphemous.
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Probably the most extensive list the world has ever laid eyes upon. Study it hard ladies and gentlemen, there's a lot to be learned.
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03.11.2011 - 23:23
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You forgot Lulu...
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03.11.2011 - 23:24
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The number 37 is the worst by far.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

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Rod, let me love you.

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I like the fact that we're actually part of the history. In forty years, we shall tell tales to our grandchildren how WE WERE THERE when the worst album in rock/metal history come out.

And we will be heroes in their eyes. *tear*
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Written by Windrider on 03.11.2011 at 23:23
You forgot Lulu...

No just look at number 78 on the list.
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I'd switch 98 with 99.
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Written by malaikat on 03.11.2011 at 23:41
And we will be heroes in their eyes. *tear*

Actually they'll probably just pity us. By then we'll all be in the loony bin for having lived through the tyranny of Loutallica.
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Written by malaikat on 03.11.2011 at 23:41

we shall tell tales to our grandchildren how WE WERE THERE when mankind pulled out THE abomination from satan's anal sphincter.

Fixed. No need to thank me.
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Written by Daniell on 03.11.2011 at 23:43
I'd switch 98 with 99.

If I do that you know I'd have to move 90 up like 3 more spots.
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.11.2011 at 23:44

Written by Daniell on 03.11.2011 at 23:43
I'd switch 98 with 99.

If I do that you know I'd have to move 90 up like 3 more spots.

Yes, but 37 is correct, so it's allright to do the switch.
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Written by Daniell on 03.11.2011 at 23:47
Yes, but 37 is correct, so it's allright to do the switch.

Done.
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.11.2011 at 23:51

Written by Daniell on 03.11.2011 at 23:47
Yes, but 37 is correct, so it's allright to do the switch.

Done.

I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing because of the sillyness
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.11.2011 at 23:51

Written by Daniell on 03.11.2011 at 23:47
Yes, but 37 is correct, so it's allright to do the switch.

Done.

Now the whole list looks about right!
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Wow. We need to rename this place Redditstorm and get it over with!
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U so clever brah.
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Void Eater won't be happy with this I am telling you. This is soooooo blasp.
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 04.11.2011 at 06:45
Void Eater won't be happy with this I am telling you. This is soooooo blasp.

I don't know what blasp means but I'll take it as either a compliment to me or my list or as an insult to Void.

In either case, thanks.
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 04.11.2011 at 06:56

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 04.11.2011 at 06:45
Void Eater won't be happy with this I am telling you. This is soooooo blasp.

I don't know what blasp means but I'll take it as either a compliment to me or my list or as an insult to Void.

In either case, thanks.

Before my post Void posted "You clever brah" is seemingly comes out of that he was actually hurt but didn't reacted to that "cause he actually loved that album(leaving some of the songs which was tediously pathetic). List is really no doubt about it but indirectly was striking Void into this matter.
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Speaking of Lulu, Lou Reed and LOUdicrous albums, I recently discovered that he had actually managed to somehow make an even worse album.
A few facts (From Wikipedia)
1. The album entirely consists of guitar feedback played at different speeds.
2. Many fans of Reed's more straightforward rock efforts returned their copies of Metal Machine Music to record stores, believing that the droning grind which allots for the album's entirety was actually the result of defective vinyl.

Don't believe me?
*Listen at own risk*
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04.11.2011 - 16:09
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I swear I had this exact same idea for a list, you thoughtrobber!
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04.11.2011 - 16:53
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Written by Timmeh on 04.11.2011 at 09:28

Metal Machine Music

Actually that's quite an important album in many respects, and rather forward thinking in terms of noise music, one of the earliest examples of it in fact. It's not thought of in the way it used to be anymore, i.e. a joke.

Here's some Merzbow:

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You'll all be so sorry for giving a Thumbs Up for this list in 10 years, when it turns out Lulu was a piece of work by a misunderstood genius way ahead of his time... Mark my words.
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Nobody marks the words of trolls.
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Ahahahahaha!
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 04.11.2011 at 18:16

Nobody marks the words of trolls.

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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 04.11.2011 at 07:02

Before my post Void posted "You clever brah" is seemingly comes out of that he was actually hurt but didn't reacted to that "cause he actually loved that album(leaving some of the songs which was tediously pathetic). List is really no doubt about it but indirectly was striking Void into this matter.

No, I was merely stating that Troy is a clever fellow. No hidden subtext to be found in my use of overrused internet memes.
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