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The most handsome guy in metal (that you'll never have)



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Posted by BloodTears, 05.04.2011 - 23:38
The thread "The most beautiful girl in metal (besides your girlfriend) gave me an idea. What about us? The ladies' choice.

What are the cutest guys in metal?

Is it the hair? The facial hair? The geeky look? The leather pants?

Personally, I like long hair, I think it's sexy.
04.12.2011 - 16:00
Slayer666
Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.12.2011 at 15:27


This was an error (I swear I don't have lipstick)
This was an error

I swear you looked better with a haircut like this.
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04.12.2011 - 16:05
X-Ray Rod
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Written by Slayer666 on 04.12.2011 at 16:00
I swear you looked better with a haircut like this.

Not a surprise. A lot of people tell me that I looked more handsome with short hair but at the same time most of them told me that the long hair gave me more swag. Imo I can do both without problem.

There's no denying that the black hair was an error though.
You are right though, I looked quite hot. It feels safe to know that I can go back to that anytime but right now I enjoy my long curly hair.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.12.2011 - 16:27
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.12.2011 at 15:27


Hahahahah yeah I get it, in my case I dunno.... I just like my brown hair as it is now, back then it was cooler in terms of colors since the sun made it a bid red at some parts. But now it's just brown.

This was an error (I swear I don't have lipstick)
This was an error

I dig the haircut though, if i go back to short hair I would probably go back to that. I like my hair as it is now, I can just go ponytail and I like it.
DAMN those pics are old... Like 4-5-years old.

Damn you is baby-faced.
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04.12.2011 - 16:28
X-Ray Rod
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Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 16:27
Damn you is baby-faced.

Is it necessary to remind you that those pics are 4-5 years old? You woman-face.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.12.2011 - 16:29
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.12.2011 at 16:28

Is it necessary to remind you that those pics are 4-5 years old?

I know, but still...
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04.12.2011 - 16:30
X-Ray Rod
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Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 16:29

Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.12.2011 at 16:28

Is it necessary to remind you that those pics are 4-5 years old?

I know, but still...

Did my baby-face turn you on?
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.12.2011 - 16:31
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.12.2011 at 16:30


Did my baby-face turn you on?

You bet. Those smooth cheeks when I fap my wang across your face... what a feeling.
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04.12.2011 - 16:33
X-Ray Rod
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Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 16:31
You bet. Those smooth cheeks when I fap my wang across your face... what a feeling.

Oh yeah babe.








If this was a conversation IRL it would have been impossible for me to hold the pokerface hahahahahahahahah
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.12.2011 - 16:36
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.12.2011 at 16:33


If this was a conversation IRL it would have been impossible for me to hold the pokerface hahahahahahahahah

If this was real life I would have shot my load about 15 minutes ago.
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04.12.2011 - 17:02
X-Ray Rod
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Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 16:36

Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.12.2011 at 16:33


If this was a conversation IRL it would have been impossible for me to hold the pokerface hahahahahahahahah

If this was real life I would have shot my load about 15 minutes ago.

Oh my, that was hot.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.12.2011 - 18:41
BitterCOld
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Let's try to stay on topic, all. more pissing match tangents will just see me start deleting posts left and right.
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04.12.2011 - 19:44
Mindheist
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To have girls drooling over guys is one thing but to see guys fighting over it too is a little creepy.

Come on boys, give the girls some privacy and stay out of this girly discussion.
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05.12.2011 - 20:11
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
So, as I hope the trolling has ended I'm taking the liberty to post some more guys

Ville Valo is my eternal love I haven't considered HIM metal since their first album, but since they are featured on MS



Also, Johan Hegg is on my list of hot men (yes, he IS hot, he's ''man man man man man man manly man man man hot'') I'm drooling on AA concerts



Simen Heastnes then again I always fancied.... The hair, the hair!



And the guys in the hot girls thread actually threw in something that I completely agree, so I'm stealing it and delivering it to this topic:

Written by Fat & Sassy! on 05.12.2011 at 07:06

Creativity is hot, no matter who you are.

That is true, and one of the men I find hot because of his creativity and being somehow different, is Tilo Wolff



And I'm sorry, this one is not metal at all, but I've been into Depeche Mode lately and OMG Dave Gahan is hittin 50 and is still soooooooooo hawt
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08.12.2011 - 23:44
Milena
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Decided that I shall grace this thread with an awesome post or two every other day, just so the guys could feel jelly.
Right now I can't link pics though, so this will be just an announcement.
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09.12.2011 - 01:25
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Just gonna go ahead and win the thread.

Joe Duplantier of Gojira


David Gray of Akercocke


Phil Anselmo (particularly when he had this do)


Severus... I mean Trent Reznor (when he was young obviously)


Young Quorthon


And competing with Chris Cornell, Brandon Boyd from Incubus
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09.12.2011 - 01:57
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09.12.2011 - 02:08
fabregassed
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Written by [user id=4365] on 09.12.2011 at 01:25

Just gonna go ahead and win the thread.

You already won when Mr Doctor put your picture up.

Wait.....What?
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09.12.2011 - 02:09
fabregassed
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Written by [user id=111774] on 09.12.2011 at 01:57

NSFW Lars Ulrich, amirite? NSFW

Please tell me that was photoshop.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Lol @ kirk. Is that Steve Harris?
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09.12.2011 - 02:10
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Written by [user id=115335] on 09.12.2011 at 02:08

You already won when Mr Doctor put your picture up.

Wait.....What?

I'm trying to even the playing field as best I can you know ;]
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09.12.2011 - 02:58
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Written by [user id=115335] on 09.12.2011 at 02:09

Written by [user id=111774] on 09.12.2011 at 01:57

NSFW Lars Ulrich, amirite? NSFW

Please tell me that was photoshop.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Lol @ kirk. Is that Steve Harris?

It was probably magnified a bit, if ya know what I mean. *nudge nudge*
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09.12.2011 - 07:41
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Mindheist on 04.12.2011 at 19:44

To have girls drooling over guys is one thing but to see guys fighting over it too is a little creepy.

Come on boys, give the girls some privacy and stay out of this girly discussion.

Yet you probably don't think it's creepy when females post about "hot women" in the "attractive women in metal" thread, am I right? Though most of the guys "drooling" over other guys in this thread isn't genuine. I'm glad BitterCold is here to keep the thread in check.

@JOE: Methinks you have made a strong case for winning this thread. Joe Duplantier and David Gray (the guy from Akercocke, NOT that guy who did quite well in the UK pop charts a few years ago!) do look very nice, I have to admit. *goes red*

Young Quorthorn? Is that not Sebastian Bach? lol
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09.12.2011 - 11:41
Spirit Molecule
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Written by [user id=4365] on 09.12.2011 at 01:25

Just gonna go ahead and win the thread.

Joe Duplantier of Gojira

+1 You sir, just moved one up in my books
Don't really give a shit if he's the hottest, but he's the raddest dude in metal.
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09.12.2011 - 12:16
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 09.12.2011 at 11:41

Written by [user id=4365] on 09.12.2011 at 01:25

Just gonna go ahead and win the thread.

Joe Duplantier of Gojira

+1 You sir, just moved one up in my books
Don't really give a shit if he's the hottest, but he's the raddest dude in metal.

He's very mesmerising to watch live. He has an almost messianic quality...
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09.12.2011 - 12:27
Slayer666
Written by [user id=4365] on 09.12.2011 at 01:25


Young Quorthon


Wrong thread, Joe, this is The most handsome guy in met........
Oh, dear.
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09.12.2011 - 12:55
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Written by [user id=4365] on 09.12.2011 at 12:16

Written by Spirit Molecule on 09.12.2011 at 11:41

Written by [user id=4365] on 09.12.2011 at 01:25

Just gonna go ahead and win the thread.

Joe Duplantier of Gojira

+1 You sir, just moved one up in my books
Don't really give a shit if he's the hottest, but he's the raddest dude in metal.

He's very mesmerising to watch live. He has an almost messianic quality...

Haha, I haven't really seen them live apart from the DVD and videos, but he definitely can hold your attention. My drummer said he is one of the coolest guys he's ever met, very down to earth and loves talking with a fan. He actually invited my drummer to chill with them, sat down with his ipod and listened to my bands EP, actually woke up mario so that my drummer could talk to him.
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09.12.2011 - 17:18
Mindheist
No Longer Human
Written by Angelic Storm on 09.12.2011 at 07:41

Written by Mindheist on 04.12.2011 at 19:44

To have girls drooling over guys is one thing but to see guys fighting over it too is a little creepy.

Come on boys, give the girls some privacy and stay out of this girly discussion.

Yet you probably don't think it's creepy when females post about "hot women" in the "attractive women in metal" thread, am I right? Though most of the guys "drooling" over other guys in this thread isn't genuine.

You got a point there. But to be honest, I never understood why is it okay for girls to do it either. So, yes I find it creepy too.
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09.12.2011 - 17:24
Marcel Hubregtse
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Written by [user id=115335] on 09.12.2011 at 02:09

Written by [user id=111774] on 09.12.2011 at 01:57

NSFW Lars Ulrich, amirite? NSFW

Please tell me that was photoshop.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Lol @ kirk. Is that Steve Harris?

it is a genuinely real picture. And yes that's Steve Harris
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09.12.2011 - 17:32
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Mindheist on 09.12.2011 at 17:18

You got a point there. But to be honest, I never understood why is it okay for girls to do it either. So, yes I find it creepy too.

I think it's really just an example of how it's really still males who dictate what's acceptable in general society. The more things change... A lot of straight guys find the idea of two women together as "hot", (whereas they find the idea of two men together as gross lol) therefore it's seen as far more acceptable in our society for women to express an admiration for beauty in their own sex, than it is for males to admire the beauty in their own sex. Guys are taught to suppress that, whereas women are not. We are far freer to show signs of affection for our own sex than men are.
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09.12.2011 - 20:57
Mindheist
No Longer Human
Written by Angelic Storm on 09.12.2011 at 17:32

I think it's really just an example of how it's really still males who dictate what's acceptable in general society. The more things change... A lot of straight guys find the idea of two women together as "hot", (whereas they find the idea of two men together as gross lol) therefore it's seen as far more acceptable in our society for women to express an admiration for beauty in their own sex, than it is for males to admire the beauty in their own sex. Guys are taught to suppress that, whereas women are not. We are far freer to show signs of affection for our own sex than men are.

I would have to disagree with you on this one. Males are no longer in charge of dictating what's acceptable and what is not in society, you are. Females tell us what is sexy and we impulsively try our very best to bring your fantasy into life. Those of us who choose to let their true instincts come to surface get immediately labeled as "macho" or "butch" whereas it's what who we really are. And that's why men are becoming less and less manly and women more and more "virile".

You're partially right though. It's less "outrageous" to see two girls cuddling and kissing than two guys in general society. I for one still think it's gross and not at all "hot" but it's more acceptable. I guess it's because women are supposed to be sensitive, soft and slick unlike guys.

About you being freer than us "to show signs of affection for your own sex", I don't think that's true. I can't speak for everyone but to me, I'm really glad I didn't. Yes, there are many things still seen as unorthodox and taboo but in the end of the day we are all free to do whatever we want. It's us who choose not to do it because we simply don't want to. I bet if I asked you who would you pick between a sensitive yet manly guy and a very sensitive womanish guy, I think you would go for the first one.
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09.12.2011 - 21:05
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Written by Angelic Storm on 09.12.2011 at 17:32


I think it's really just an example of how it's really still males who dictate what's acceptable in general society. The more things change... A lot of straight guys find the idea of two women together as "hot", (whereas they find the idea of two men together as gross lol) therefore it's seen as far more acceptable in our society for women to express an admiration for beauty in their own sex, than it is for males to admire the beauty in their own sex. Guys are taught to suppress that, whereas women are not. We are far freer to show signs of affection for our own sex than men are.

You're also forgetting that women are generally better to look at naked, regardless of gender or sexuality.
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