04:15 - Fearmeister Australia is called the land down under because everyone just masturbates all the time. This is because due to the remoteness and lack of people, that is the only recreational occupation they have
04:11 - deadone Guib, I'm happy I could enlighten you!
03:46 - Guib @Deadone: Holy fuck... that one was not expected lol.
03:43 - deadone It means "Since I shagged that nasty hooker in that alley it burns when I pee." This happens a lot in Sweden where strict social rules mean people need to relieve their stress by having sex with STD ridden hookers in alleys.
Scottish metallers Falloch have announced that they have finalised the line up for their next album. The band welcomes Tony Dunn as the new vocalist and guitarist, which means that the new line up is now completed and ready to work on the band's second full length release, after their critically acclaimed debut Where Distant Spirits Remain in 2011.
The band stated: "We're very pleased to announce that we have finalised our line up for the next album. Taking over the vocals and second guitar position will be Tony Dunn. We are currently finishing off the writing for the second album and are planning to record it over the summer. Our first show with Tony will be at Stereo in Glasgow on Friday the 26th of April. We will be playing a couple more live shows before we start recording, more info about those will follow soon."
Good news flowing from Scotland: "We're also nearing completion of our new album. A few tracking sessions left and then mixing and mastering in February!" (Official fb page, 14.01.2014). Finally something is happening here.