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Metal Storm - Announcing New Terms Of Use, Paid Membership Plans


Dear readers, today marks a great change for Metal Storm as an institution and as a community. For over 20 years now, we have been a leading voice in the metal underground, providing invaluable resources for music fans through our database, forums, publications, and more. Up until now, we have managed to do this without asking anything in return, powering through year after year purely for the love of the craft. Metal Storm has always operated on a volunteer basis, never motivated by profit, and we had hoped that this would always be the case. Unfortunately, as we have seen over the last year, times change.

Stringing along a site like this isn't cheap, especially with tightening privacy and security restrictions (the EU and the state of California are monstrous with this, seriously), and so we have decided that the best way to turn a profit with this thing would be to introduce a paid membership system. Modeling ourselves after some of the major news publications out there, we'll be offering readers a select number of free views each month, after which it will be necessary to sign up for a premium user account to access more content. Premium plans start at $6.66 a month (payable through PayPal, Venmo, OFX, Apple Pay, Google Pay, YooMoney, wire transfer, check, cheque, and/or exchange of rare Bathory merch) and we plan to introduce higher tiers of membership in the future as our network stabilizes. This is undiscovered country for us, so we appreciate your understanding while we adjust membership rates and perks associated with different tiers as necessary. For now, we'll be starting everybody at the base rate just to make things fair, but look forward to those Metal Warrior, Metal Elitist, and Metal God membership plans. As an additional feature right off the bat, we will be selling custom titles in several colors for 0.0000666 BTC. Available colors are green and red. Premium users will by default show up in gold.

This is not the path that we envisioned Metal Storm taking, but the important thing is to remain sanguine in the face of change and generous with your resources. We know that this will be worth the expenditure and you will love what Metal Storm is brewing for the future. For those readers who are skeptical about Metal Storm's new direction, or who are perhaps unable to keep up with our evolving requirements for membership, we ask you to consider that this is merely the price of several cups of coffee a month. Which is more important to you: your debilitating caffeine addiction or a daily barrage of ShoutBox arguments over which South American black metal bands are and are not Nazis?

-- The Metal Storm Staff

Source: metalstorm.net
Posted: 01.04.2021 by ScreamingSteelUS


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01.04.2021 - 00:10
corrupt
With a lowercase c
Admin
Best investment I made in a long time.
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01.04.2021 - 00:11
Batlord666
Are you trying to "turn a profit" or just... cover expenses to host the site? I've been using this site for news for about 13 years, but I'm not exactly looking forward to paying to just see what new album was announced. I don't use the forums, I don't use the database (Metal Archives is much more useful - absolutely no offense, this site's is pretty good). I like the reviews and the news. How limited am I going to be in seeing those if I don't want to subscribe?

Or... is this an early April Fool's and I fell for it?
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01.04.2021 - 00:16
Chidder
Written by Batlord666 on 01.04.2021 at 00:11

Or... is this an early April Fool's and I fell for it?


In Poland is 23:00, but from what I know in Estonia April Fool's day started... right now
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01.04.2021 - 00:16
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by Batlord666 on 01.04.2021 at 00:11

Are you trying to "turn a profit" or just... cover expenses to host the site? I've been using this site for news for about 13 years, but I'm not exactly looking forward to paying to just see what new album was announced. I don't use the forums, I don't use the database (Metal Archives is much more useful - absolutely no offense, this site's is pretty good). I like the reviews and the news. How limited am I going to be in seeing those if I don't want to subscribe?

Or... is this an early April Fool's and I fell for it?

Hello, the line between turning a profit and covering hosting expenses depends on how many users subscribe to the new membership. I'm not too deep in the financials, but the site hasn't turned a profit in a long time, and we had to cover a lot of hosting expenses from our own pockets. Increased funding will also lead to better hosting which might fix the database/formatting issues we have.
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01.04.2021 - 00:18
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
I'm fucking tired of donating a pint of blood each time the server conks out to cover the repair job. Nerd Herd ain't cheap y'all.
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get the fuck off my lawn.

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01.04.2021 - 00:18
Batlord666
Written by Chidder on 01.04.2021 at 00:16

Written by Batlord666 on 01.04.2021 at 00:11

Or... is this an early April Fool's and I fell for it?


In Poland is 23:00, but from what I know in Estonia April Fool's day started... right now

Boy I hope so! That'll be a good one if it is!
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01.04.2021 - 00:21
Rafael Cevidanes
Account deleted
Well, I understand it. But I cannot commit to it. Things are really harsh, financially saying, here in Brazil. Either I pay my coffee or get no coffee at all, if any, because that's not my nutrition and I'm on the rotting base of people here selling their lunch to have dinner.
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01.04.2021 - 00:24
Roman Doez
Hallucigenia
If that implies the site won't crash anymore I'm gonna create 70 accounts and get all of them a Metal God title
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01.04.2021 - 00:25
Batlord666
You 100% got me. Bravo. Although I will say, here in North America, it's still 3/31, so I really had no idea! But good one! You made me laugh pretty hard.
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01.04.2021 - 00:25
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
I assume only paid members will be able to rate albums? Can't have those heathens corrupting the ratings.
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"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
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01.04.2021 - 00:28
ChapuLviz
Tropical Goat
Contributor
Where I live, April's Fool is nine hours away.
PS: it's also my mom's birthday, send greetings :v
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01.04.2021 - 00:28
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by M C Vice on 01.04.2021 at 00:25

I assume only paid members will be able to rate albums? Can't have those heathens corrupting the ratings.

We're going to consider this
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01.04.2021 - 00:28
LordFezzington
Lost To Apathy
Written by M C Vice on 01.04.2021 at 00:25

I assume only paid members will be able to rate albums? Can't have those heathens corrupting the ratings.

Ratings 2-9 should remain free I reckon. Just need to pay for those sweet sweet 1s and 10s to skew the ratings of all your favourite and most hated albums...
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01.04.2021 - 00:29
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by ChapuLviz on 01.04.2021 at 00:28

Where I live, April's Fool is nine hours away.
PS: it's also my mom's birthday, send greetings :v

Happy birthday, hope she stays in good health for a long time
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01.04.2021 - 00:29
Roman Doez
Hallucigenia
Ok that Statistician title I got is the biggest flex of my life
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01.04.2021 - 00:29
Chidder
"Which is more important to you: your debilitating caffeine addiction..." - Thank God I don't drink caffeine. But If someone will force me to choose between a cup of tea and MetalStorm, then, well... I'm sorry fellow metalstormers - You are all going down!
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01.04.2021 - 00:30
nikarg
Staff
Written by ChapuLviz on 01.04.2021 at 00:28

Where I live, April's Fool is nine hours away.
PS: it's also my mom's birthday, send greetings :v

Best wishes, mate!
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01.04.2021 - 00:31
Daniell
_爱情_
Elite
As they say, shut up and take my money!
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01.04.2021 - 00:31
nikarg
Staff
Written by Roman Doez on 01.04.2021 at 00:29

Ok that Statistician title I got is the biggest flex of my life

You pay, we deliver.
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01.04.2021 - 00:34
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
Written by LordFezzington on 01.04.2021 at 00:28

Written by M C Vice on 01.04.2021 at 00:25

I assume only paid members will be able to rate albums? Can't have those heathens corrupting the ratings.

Ratings 2-9 should remain free I reckon. Just need to pay for those sweet sweet 1s and 10s to skew the ratings of all your favourite and most hated albums...


This. And increase their monthly fee for every .5 their mean score is over or under 7, imo. Sandbagging and inflation fees alone would cover server upkeep and maybe even restock the beer fridge with something other than pouring tap water into long-ago-consumed Growlers hoping for just a whiff of hops when knocking back a sip.
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01.04.2021 - 00:36
darkvortex
Well done, not bad joke. I thought it was Real but i remember that tomorrow is the first of April
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01.04.2021 - 00:44
LordFezzington
Lost To Apathy
Written by Yaniv on 01.04.2021 at 00:36

Necessary, but we might lose Bad English for this.

Is there a membership level that makes his posts intelligible? Cos I'm in for that.
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01.04.2021 - 00:57
IBlackened
6,66? I'm brazilian. Euros or dollars, that's like half my salary. Sorry guys, I'll miss the shoutbox.

Edit: I got a custom title. Hell yeah!
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01.04.2021 - 00:58
Abattoir
Staff
At least I can do is to sacrifice my Pornhub Premium Membership for this... long live Metal Storm.
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01.04.2021 - 01:03
no one
Even more blatant than the bad English one last year
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01.04.2021 - 01:03
corrupt
With a lowercase c
Admin
Written by IBlackened on 01.04.2021 at 00:57

6,66? I'm brazilian. Euros or dollars, that's like half my salary. Sorry guys, I'll miss the shoutbox.

Edit: I got a custom title. Hell yeah!

6.66 weren't so much after all?
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01.04.2021 - 01:14
nikarg
Staff
Written by LordFezzington on 01.04.2021 at 00:44

Is there a membership level that makes his posts intelligible? Cos I'm in for that.

Yes, it's the Metal God membership plan. I convert his posts to proper English and get 20% of what you pay, while the rest is donated to Metal Storm. If you want a sample of my work, click here.

We will have many fun options like this one in the future. Radu will be reviewing white noise. Musclassia will go on a deserted island for a month with a phone loaded with nothing more than the entire Slayer discography and then he will write about his experience. Our editor will burn all his Sabaton albums on Instagram live. Abattoir will follow Cardi B touring around the world when touring becomes available again and he will tell you all about it in his podcast. Starvynth will go on a Crowbar binge, strapped in a chair on live streaming. BitterCOld will replace beer with milk for a month. Whatever you want, you name it. As long as you have the cash, we will even strip for you and Ivor will take photos and exhibit them in the Tate Modern.

The opportunities are endless. Become a member now.
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01.04.2021 - 01:15
Khold Baroness
I think is a prank of April fool's day...But if it's not the case when they start? I have money to invest in the site. Give me a number ...
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01.04.2021 - 01:24
Dark Forever
Ruído Sonoro
Can I pay with copies of Metallica - Lulu?
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01.04.2021 - 01:27
corrupt
With a lowercase c
Admin
Written by Dark Forever on 01.04.2021 at 01:24

Can I pay with copies of Metallica - Lulu?

Well, how many do you have?
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