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Posted by Xaphiris, 29.10.2006 - 13:05
I guess there has to be a topic for these bands, eventhough some of them aren't really THAT metal.
If you know any joke metal bands, list them for the enjoyment of all
I guess a few examples wouldn't hurt: Impaled Northern Moonforest, Nanowar, Blackseed Boys
05.05.2010 - 03:39
Opeth and Nagararoth Are joke bands
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05.05.2010 - 16:52
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
I just noticed an album called "Sign Of The Homer" by Spanish project Jevo...this might be worth checking



edit: ok, it is just instrumentals, so only "funny" song names included...
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05.05.2010 - 18:55
Edmund Fogg
Written by JohnWayneGacy666 on 05.05.2010 at 03:39

Opeth and Nagararoth Are joke bands

I don't know about Nagararoth but I would like to know why you would classify Opeth as a joke band.
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06.05.2010 - 00:10
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Nargaroth (do you mean them, or it is not a spelling mistake?) is "classical" black metal band...not more or less "joke" how Immortal or any other trve kvlt black metal
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06.05.2010 - 01:14
Edmund Fogg
Ok thanks so basically if i follow JonhWayne's train of thoughts...Every band I dislike should be considered a joke band...well that sure is the way to go haha.
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06.05.2010 - 10:17
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Well he has Opeth in favorite bands list...to make it a bit more confusing
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07.05.2010 - 13:39
Edmund Fogg
Great....Now my brain will explode
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09.05.2010 - 19:50
Edmund Fogg
Another great joke band would be Cock'd Gunns
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02.06.2010 - 08:13
Ph0eNiX
Fire from Above
If it hasn't been said already.... Crotchduster!!! This is the most utterly nuts/brilliant thing I've heard when it comes to the whole deal of "humor in music".
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02.06.2010 - 14:30
Lord_Regnier
Manowar. The Spinal tap of metal.
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02.06.2010 - 22:12
Marcel Hubregtse
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Written by Lord_Regnier on 02.06.2010 at 14:30

Manowar. The Spinal tap of metal.


That, sir, is an insult to Spinal Tap
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04.06.2010 - 14:42
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 02.06.2010 at 22:12

Written by Lord_Regnier on 02.06.2010 at 14:30

Manowar. The Spinal tap of metal.


That, sir, is an insult to Spinal Tap


+1

Does Macabre count? They did greatly influence grindcore, but they did seem like kind of a joke. Still, murder metal's great.
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04.06.2010 - 17:27
Kennoth
I seriously think you guys should stop including bands that are 'serious', AKA, that they're not deliberately a joke.
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07.06.2010 - 09:44
Dreamwar_86
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Massacration and Nanowar of steel
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07.06.2010 - 13:01
yumishami
Gorgoroth ,i think they try to scare 8 years old kids but they even fail in that,if you are depressed and need a good laugh just check out one of gorgoroh's live shows ,be sure to focus on gaahl's face and see how serious(in a very stupid way)it is and you find yourself lying on floor laughing loud!
immortal's videos are joke too,i dont know if thier real intention is to make something funny or not ,but who cares just check them to see real jokes
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07.06.2010 - 15:11
Kennoth
Written by yumishami on 07.06.2010 at 13:01

Gorgoroth ,i think they try to scare 8 years old kids but they even fail in that,if you are depressed and need a good laugh just check out one of gorgoroh's live shows ,be sure to focus on ghaal's face and see how serious(in a very stupid way)it is and you find yourself lying on floor laughing loud!
immortal's videos are joke too,i dont know if thier real intention is to make something funny or not ,but who care just check them to see real jokes


Immortal's videos are hilarious. And the sad part is, that it probably wasn't part of the design.
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31.05.2011 - 02:02
Tetravirulence
Written by yumishami on 07.06.2010 at 13:01

Gorgoroth ,i think they try to scare 8 years old kids but they even fail in that,if you are depressed and need a good laugh just check out one of gorgoroh's live shows ,be sure to focus on gaahl's face and see how serious(in a very stupid way)it is and you find yourself lying on floor laughing loud!
immortal's videos are joke too,i dont know if thier real intention is to make something funny or not ,but who cares just check them to see real jokes

LOL also check out PORTAL live for a good laugh but the music is quite intense and atmospheric tho
Slipknot?? one of the members has joker face-mask even so they may b considered as joke band
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05.06.2011 - 12:01
18Hangar18
Morbid Grogan, black metal
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05.06.2011 - 12:29
X-Ray Rod
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Written by Kennoth on 07.06.2010 at 15:11

Immortal's videos are hilarious. And the sad part is, that it probably wasn't part of the design.


I don't really know about that. They really don't take themselves seriously. I remembered that I read an interview where Abbath was asked about his opinions on the photoshopped pics of them on the internet and he said he found them hilarious
Dude's got a good sense of humor probably the design wasn't meant to be like that like you say... But I think Abbath would agree that the video is just funny.
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05.06.2011 - 13:12
Slayer666
Written by Kennoth on 07.06.2010 at 15:11

Written by yumishami on 07.06.2010 at 13:01

Gorgoroth ,i think they try to scare 8 years old kids but they even fail in that,if you are depressed and need a good laugh just check out one of gorgoroh's live shows ,be sure to focus on ghaal's face and see how serious(in a very stupid way)it is and you find yourself lying on floor laughing loud!
immortal's videos are joke too,i dont know if thier real intention is to make something funny or not ,but who care just check them to see real jokes


Immortal's videos are hilarious. And the sad part is, that it probably wasn't part of the design.


I don't know about that, I could swear I've read somewhere that they are goofy on purpose. It would make a lot of sense, too, because Abbath doesn't take the whole Grim Kvlt Blek Methul thing seriously at all.
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05.06.2011 - 13:42
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Written by Slayer666 on 05.06.2011 at 13:12

Written by Kennoth on 07.06.2010 at 15:11

Written by yumishami on 07.06.2010 at 13:01

Gorgoroth ,i think they try to scare 8 years old kids but they even fail in that,if you are depressed and need a good laugh just check out one of gorgoroh's live shows ,be sure to focus on ghaal's face and see how serious(in a very stupid way)it is and you find yourself lying on floor laughing loud!
immortal's videos are joke too,i dont know if thier real intention is to make something funny or not ,but who care just check them to see real jokes


Immortal's videos are hilarious. And the sad part is, that it probably wasn't part of the design.


I don't know about that, I could swear I've read somewhere that they are goofy on purpose. It would make a lot of sense, too, because Abbath doesn't take the whole Grim Kvlt Blek Methul thing seriously at all.

yeah he is so seriously that on his video guitar lessons said that he is Obbath from Immortal....
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06.06.2011 - 01:05
Kennoth
Written by Slayer666 on 05.06.2011 at 13:12

Written by Kennoth on 07.06.2010 at 15:11

Written by yumishami on 07.06.2010 at 13:01

Gorgoroth ,i think they try to scare 8 years old kids but they even fail in that,if you are depressed and need a good laugh just check out one of gorgoroh's live shows ,be sure to focus on ghaal's face and see how serious(in a very stupid way)it is and you find yourself lying on floor laughing loud!
immortal's videos are joke too,i dont know if thier real intention is to make something funny or not ,but who care just check them to see real jokes


Immortal's videos are hilarious. And the sad part is, that it probably wasn't part of the design.


I don't know about that, I could swear I've read somewhere that they are goofy on purpose. It would make a lot of sense, too, because Abbath doesn't take the whole Grim Kvlt Blek Methul thing seriously at all.


Heh, dunno, it's possible. I know that Abbath is a goofball though.
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06.06.2011 - 01:10
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
You guys should check out Morbid Angel. They're a pretty good joke band.
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06.06.2011 - 01:11
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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Written by Dangerboner on 06.06.2011 at 01:10

You guys should check out Morbid Angel. They're a pretty good joke band.


Hhahahah I knew you were going to post soon. I'm loving this... I really am. This is the biggest "lol u mad" I've seen in metal. This is almost as good as if they really released a good album.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
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06.06.2011 - 03:08
JD
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Sepultura with D.Green the biggest joke ever.
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06.06.2011 - 16:17
JÄY
Metal slave
Im sure its been said...but dethklok is great....their second album is quite an improvement over the first
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11.07.2011 - 18:25
Beastofmetal456
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Cannabis Corpse.
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11.07.2011 - 18:29
JD
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Coffin Fuck.
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11.07.2011 - 18:33
Tranquillizer
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There is a band called Food Metal, guess twice what is their main inspiration.
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12.07.2011 - 15:41
FinnishSammich
Bloodhound Gang. I know, they aren't metal but still a joke band.
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