Joke Bands
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Posted by Xaphiris, 29.10.2006 - 13:05
If you know any joke metal bands, list them for the enjoyment of all
I guess a few examples wouldn't hurt: Impaled Northern Moonforest, Nanowar, Blackseed Boys
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21.07.2011 - 18:23 Probably the best joke band I've heard, I was laughing really hard the first time I saw this, the video is hilarious. (forgive me if it's already been mentioned I didn't want to look through 8 pages)
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22.07.2011 - 08:21 Written by Mattybu on 21.07.2011 at 18:23 That makes me sad.
---- Darkness is part of your nature...embrace it and emancipate your evil wickedness! Infernal soldiers demonized, Fucked up angels sodomized, Face of the earth dechristianized The universe...SATANIZED!
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Mattybu |
23.07.2011 - 03:53 Written by Plague on 22.07.2011 at 08:21 As far as I'm concerned it's quality black metal
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23.07.2011 - 05:45 Cuca Beludo
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Absolutely Anal Cunt! +5000 Songs in only ONE song, and all with funny names... like: Hitler was cool, Living Colour is my favorite black metal band, internet is gay. Anyway, all the songs names says EVERYTHING is gat
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DM613 Posts: 3 |
25.07.2011 - 10:28
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Oaken Hipster |
04.06.2012 - 18:35
8-Bit Mayhem, they make chiptune covers of legendary black metal songs.
---- In that case, man is only air as well.
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04.06.2012 - 18:38 Written by JohnWayneGacy666 on 05.05.2010 at 03:39 Herbstleyd is a crushing Black Metal album.
---- In that case, man is only air as well.
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vgmaster9 Posts: 103 |
14.06.2012 - 22:40
I'd highly reccomend checking out Psychostick and Austrian Death Machine.
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Boxcar Willy yr a kook |
19.06.2012 - 03:21 Written by [user id=101272] on 05.06.2012 at 00:03 Why would you say that?
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19.06.2012 - 05:49 Lit.
Account deleted Written by Boxcar Willy on 19.06.2012 at 03:21 I mean, look at those lyrics. Kind of hard to take them seriously.
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Boxcar Willy yr a kook |
19.06.2012 - 05:50 Written by [user id=101272] on 19.06.2012 at 05:49 Like Troy said in their album thread, it's kind of their thing, it's cheesy as hell, but it's their thing
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X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff |
19.06.2012 - 11:59 Written by [user id=101272] on 19.06.2012 at 05:49 In that case more than 2/3of power, black, deatm grindcore or just more than 2/3 metal would be joke bands not to be taken seriously basd on lyrics alone.
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19.06.2012 - 12:55 Written by Mattybu on 21.07.2011 at 18:23 It's The Call Of The Wintermoon for a new generation. Is the guy with the blue bit on his shirt Dani Filth?
---- "Another day, another Doug." "I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples." " 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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19.06.2012 - 14:10 Written by Boxcar Willy on 19.06.2012 at 03:21 While I don't think Ghost is a joke band, I can see where he's coming from. If you mix the music from one of the chase scenes in Scooby Doo with lyrics like "S-A-T-A-N, invoke the King of Hell!" you're bound to set off some "dafuq?" alerts. Although, that is just their gimmick, which doesn't make them a joke band.
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff |
20.06.2012 - 04:59 Written by Mattybu on 20.06.2012 at 02:41 Not gimmicky? That's a bit of a stretch...
---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff |
20.06.2012 - 09:26
Exactly... It's a fimmicky band but certainly not a joke band.
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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20.06.2012 - 10:49 Written by X-Ray Rod on 20.06.2012 at 09:26 Rod, let me love you.
---- 7.0 means the album is good
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Spirit Molecule spirit molecule |
20.06.2012 - 11:27
Haha I don't know about fimmicky. I still don't get what's the big deal about Ghost. If they were 4 normal dudes who everyone new and dressed like every other band onstage, I don't think they would have gotten so big. I mean there are tons of other bands playing the same music, but much better.
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20.06.2012 - 20:26 Lit.
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Mattybu |
20.06.2012 - 20:46 Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.06.2012 at 04:59 Here's what I understand a gimmick as. Something with little substance that is different, but will only provide entertainment for a limited time. I don't see that with Ghost, it's not cheese, it all makes sense, and if they were to have a 20 year+ career doing exactly what they do, I wouldn't get tired of it, well I don't think I would. That's just the way I see it though; nevertheless I do not see Ghost as a gimmicky band in any way.
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21.06.2012 - 03:36 DeadHeadPunk
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Well Stormtroopers of Death was at first just a joke really, Cannabis Corpse and Psychostick also come to mind.
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Boxcar Willy yr a kook |
21.06.2012 - 03:45
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21.06.2012 - 04:38 Void Eater
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My favorite joke band is Somber Eyes, trollface.jpg. But seriously, joke bands are pretty much never funny, and since I don't give a crap about lyrics in general, joke bands pretty much worthless unless they have good music. Like Lawnmower Deth, and Immortal.
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Boxcar Willy yr a kook |
21.06.2012 - 04:50 Written by [user id=111774] on 21.06.2012 at 04:38 I seriously just came here to post about people posting Somber Eyes here >:{ Also, Lawnmower Death is awesome :3
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff |
21.06.2012 - 05:18 Written by Mattybu on 20.06.2012 at 20:46 Here's what the dictionary understands a gimmick as. gim·mick [gim-ik] noun 1. an ingenious or novel device, scheme, or stratagem, especially one designed to attract attention or increase appeal. Seems like a pretty accurate description. Not that I'm bashing them - some of my favorite bands are gimmicky. After all, you're talking about gimmicks to a guy whose favorite genres are black and death metal... pretty much about as gimmicky as it gets, with the possible exception of power metal.
---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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Mattybu |
21.06.2012 - 05:47 Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.06.2012 at 05:18 God damn dictionary foiling me again!!! The only part of that definition I agree with is "ingenious" lol In Ghost's case anyways. I think it's kind of up to interpretation whether their whole deal is a "scheme" or not. I don't think so, I understand why you would though. In any case, I love me some Ghost xD
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X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff |
21.06.2012 - 20:46 Written by Spirit Molecule on 20.06.2012 at 11:27 It just... damn, they are brilliant live dude. BRILLIANT. Because they are extremely charismatic. Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 That's it, Here's my third quote. It's yours though... I don't want to repeat female users but I'll use it so far. As for an answer to your quote I shall say: I would never under any circunstances stop you from loving me, you silly girl! You are after all pretty awesome. Written by Boxcar Willy on 21.06.2012 at 03:45 I'm going to dismiss the fact that my dad crossed the big lake to visit me and it has been 2 years since........ Fuck it, I gotta fly to Serbia.
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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