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Posted by Xaphiris, 29.10.2006 - 13:05
I guess there has to be a topic for these bands, eventhough some of them aren't really THAT metal.
If you know any joke metal bands, list them for the enjoyment of all
I guess a few examples wouldn't hurt: Impaled Northern Moonforest, Nanowar, Blackseed Boys
21.07.2011 - 18:23
Mattybu


Probably the best joke band I've heard, I was laughing really hard the first time I saw this, the video is hilarious. (forgive me if it's already been mentioned I didn't want to look through 8 pages)
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22.07.2011 - 08:21
Plague
Written by Mattybu on 21.07.2011 at 18:23



Probably the best joke band I've heard, I was laughing really hard the first time I saw this, the video is hilarious. (forgive me if it's already been mentioned I didn't want to look through 8 pages)



That makes me sad.
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Infernal soldiers demonized,
Fucked up angels sodomized,
Face of the earth dechristianized
The universe...SATANIZED!
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23.07.2011 - 03:53
Mattybu
Written by Plague on 22.07.2011 at 08:21

Written by Mattybu on 21.07.2011 at 18:23



Probably the best joke band I've heard, I was laughing really hard the first time I saw this, the video is hilarious. (forgive me if it's already been mentioned I didn't want to look through 8 pages)



That makes me sad.


As far as I'm concerned it's quality black metal
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23.07.2011 - 05:45
Cuca Beludo
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Absolutely Anal Cunt!
+5000 Songs in only ONE song, and all with funny names... like: Hitler was cool, Living Colour is my favorite black metal band, internet is gay. Anyway, all the songs names says EVERYTHING is gat
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25.07.2011 - 10:28
DM613
As for balleycasting, I'm not absolutely absorbed in arena music for the masses or affability into becks. I'm added absorbed in balleycasting a clandestine beck for myself if I'm on the alley. It's a lot easier than carriage a ton of CDs about or overloading my laptop with MP3s. I don't anticipate absorb will absolutely be an affair if it's a clandestine beck, but I could be amiss.
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04.06.2012 - 18:35
Oaken
Hipster
8-Bit Mayhem, they make chiptune covers of legendary black metal songs.
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In that case, man is only air as well.
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04.06.2012 - 18:38
Oaken
Hipster
Written by JohnWayneGacy666 on 05.05.2010 at 03:39

Nargaroth


Herbstleyd is a crushing Black Metal album.
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In that case, man is only air as well.
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05.06.2012 - 00:03
Lit.
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Would Ghost count?
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14.06.2012 - 22:40
vgmaster9
I'd highly reccomend checking out Psychostick and Austrian Death Machine.
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19.06.2012 - 03:21
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by [user id=101272] on 05.06.2012 at 00:03

Would Ghost count?

Why would you say that?
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19.06.2012 - 05:49
Lit.
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 19.06.2012 at 03:21

Written by [user id=101272] on 05.06.2012 at 00:03

Would Ghost count?

Why would you say that?

I mean, look at those lyrics. Kind of hard to take them seriously.
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19.06.2012 - 05:50
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by [user id=101272] on 19.06.2012 at 05:49

Written by Boxcar Willy on 19.06.2012 at 03:21

Written by [user id=101272] on 05.06.2012 at 00:03

Would Ghost count?

Why would you say that?

I mean, look at those lyrics. Kind of hard to take them seriously.

Like Troy said in their album thread, it's kind of their thing, it's cheesy as hell, but it's their thing
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19.06.2012 - 11:59
X-Ray Rod
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Written by [user id=101272] on 19.06.2012 at 05:49

Written by Boxcar Willy on 19.06.2012 at 03:21

Written by [user id=101272] on 05.06.2012 at 00:03

Would Ghost count?

Why would you say that?

I mean, look at those lyrics. Kind of hard to take them seriously.


In that case more than 2/3of power, black, deatm grindcore or just more than 2/3 metal would be joke bands not to be taken seriously basd on lyrics alone.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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19.06.2012 - 12:55
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Written by Mattybu on 21.07.2011 at 18:23



Probably the best joke band I've heard, I was laughing really hard the first time I saw this, the video is hilarious. (forgive me if it's already been mentioned I didn't want to look through 8 pages)

It's The Call Of The Wintermoon for a new generation.
Is the guy with the blue bit on his shirt Dani Filth?
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19.06.2012 - 14:10
Slayer666
Written by Boxcar Willy on 19.06.2012 at 03:21

Why would you say that?


While I don't think Ghost is a joke band, I can see where he's coming from.
If you mix the music from one of the chase scenes in Scooby Doo with lyrics like "S-A-T-A-N, invoke the King of Hell!" you're bound to set off some "dafuq?" alerts.

Although, that is just their gimmick, which doesn't make them a joke band.
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20.06.2012 - 02:41
Mattybu
Ghost is neither gimmicky or a joke band.

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20.06.2012 - 04:59
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Mattybu on 20.06.2012 at 02:41
Ghost is neither gimmicky or a joke band.

Not gimmicky? That's a bit of a stretch...
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20.06.2012 - 09:26
X-Ray Rod
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Exactly... It's a fimmicky band but certainly not a joke band.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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20.06.2012 - 10:49
Milena
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 20.06.2012 at 09:26

fimmicky

Rod, let me love you.
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20.06.2012 - 11:27
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Haha I don't know about fimmicky.
I still don't get what's the big deal about Ghost. If they were 4 normal dudes who everyone new and dressed like every other band onstage, I don't think they would have gotten so big.
I mean there are tons of other bands playing the same music, but much better.
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20.06.2012 - 20:26
Lit.
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Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49

Written by X-Ray Rod on 20.06.2012 at 09:26

fimmicky

Rod, let me love you.

I imagine you two meeting in real life would be something like this:
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20.06.2012 - 20:46
Mattybu
Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.06.2012 at 04:59

Written by Mattybu on 20.06.2012 at 02:41
Ghost is neither gimmicky or a joke band.

Not gimmicky? That's a bit of a stretch...


Here's what I understand a gimmick as. Something with little substance that is different, but will only provide entertainment for a limited time. I don't see that with Ghost, it's not cheese, it all makes sense, and if they were to have a 20 year+ career doing exactly what they do, I wouldn't get tired of it, well I don't think I would.

That's just the way I see it though; nevertheless I do not see Ghost as a gimmicky band in any way.
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21.06.2012 - 03:36
DeadHeadPunk
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Well Stormtroopers of Death was at first just a joke really, Cannabis Corpse and Psychostick also come to mind.
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21.06.2012 - 03:45
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49

Written by X-Ray Rod on 20.06.2012 at 09:26

fimmicky

Rod, let me love you.

Dear God Rod, get to Serbia NAO!
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21.06.2012 - 04:38
Void Eater
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My favorite joke band is Somber Eyes, trollface.jpg.

But seriously, joke bands are pretty much never funny, and since I don't give a crap about lyrics in general, joke bands pretty much worthless unless they have good music. Like Lawnmower Deth, and Immortal.

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21.06.2012 - 04:50
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by [user id=111774] on 21.06.2012 at 04:38

My favorite joke band is Somber Eyes, trollface.jpg.


I seriously just came here to post about people posting Somber Eyes here >:{


Also, Lawnmower Death is awesome :3
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21.06.2012 - 05:18
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Mattybu on 20.06.2012 at 20:46
Here's what I understand a gimmick as.

Here's what the dictionary understands a gimmick as.

gim·mick [gim-ik]
noun
1. an ingenious or novel device, scheme, or stratagem, especially one designed to attract attention or increase appeal.

Seems like a pretty accurate description. Not that I'm bashing them - some of my favorite bands are gimmicky. After all, you're talking about gimmicks to a guy whose favorite genres are black and death metal... pretty much about as gimmicky as it gets, with the possible exception of power metal.
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21.06.2012 - 05:47
Mattybu
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.06.2012 at 05:18

Written by Mattybu on 20.06.2012 at 20:46
Here's what I understand a gimmick as.

Here's what the dictionary understands a gimmick as.

gim·mick [gim-ik]
noun
1. an ingenious or novel device, scheme, or stratagem, especially one designed to attract attention or increase appeal.

Seems like a pretty accurate description. Not that I'm bashing them - some of my favorite bands are gimmicky. After all, you're talking about gimmicks to a guy whose favorite genres are black and death metal... pretty much about as gimmicky as it gets, with the possible exception of power metal.


God damn dictionary foiling me again!!! The only part of that definition I agree with is "ingenious" lol In Ghost's case anyways. I think it's kind of up to interpretation whether their whole deal is a "scheme" or not. I don't think so, I understand why you would though. In any case, I love me some Ghost xD
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21.06.2012 - 20:46
X-Ray Rod
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 20.06.2012 at 11:27

Haha I don't know about fimmicky.
I still don't get what's the big deal about Ghost. If they were 4 normal dudes who everyone new and dressed like every other band onstage, I don't think they would have gotten so big.
I mean there are tons of other bands playing the same music, but much better.

It just... damn, they are brilliant live dude. BRILLIANT. Because they are extremely charismatic.

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49

Written by X-Ray Rod on 20.06.2012 at 09:26

fimmicky

Rod, let me love you.


That's it, Here's my third quote. It's yours though... I don't want to repeat female users but I'll use it so far.
As for an answer to your quote I shall say: I would never under any circunstances stop you from loving me, you silly girl! You are after all pretty awesome.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 21.06.2012 at 03:45

Dear God Rod, get to Serbia NAO!


I'm going to dismiss the fact that my dad crossed the big lake to visit me and it has been 2 years since........ Fuck it, I gotta fly to Serbia.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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23.06.2012 - 15:17
Lit.
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Mr Doctor brings all the gals to MS.
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