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Posted by Valentin B, 30.05.2009 - 19:15
Self-explanatory title...

DO NOT POST JOKE VIDEOS WHO ARE INTENTIONALLY RIDICULOUS

for me it's a tie between:

Cathedral- Hopkins(The Witchfinder General)

if they used the full intro it would have been even CHEESIER(if that is possible), but at least there's some hot women in this video... praise the 80s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Qdj7pt7Iw


Dio- Holy Diver

i saw this one on VH1, couldn't believe my eyes, said "this is crap" and then i re-discovered it(without watching the video) and thought it was awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj7UBgVVew8
01.06.2009 - 15:45
ForeverDarkWoods
Written by Uller on 01.06.2009 at 03:32

One of the cheesies videos ever, and this are no joke, Because GWAR is like that all the time!!!

Gwar is a joke all the time, you mean.
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01.06.2009 - 16:48
Haddonfield
Chucky's Bride
This is one of the cheesiest videos of all time, Immortal running from hill to hill with invisible amps and jacks.



Then I noticed this gwar video wasn't yet posted



And this one is cheesy but in an artistic way

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02.06.2009 - 00:40
Uller
Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 01.06.2009 at 15:45

Written by Uller on 01.06.2009 at 03:32

One of the cheesies videos ever, and this are no joke, Because GWAR is like that all the time!!!

Gwar is a joke all the time, you mean.

Yes, it could be, but thats the funny and cheesie about them. Is like their costumes are from de Power Rangers series
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05.06.2009 - 05:14
Winterfog
The song is actually quite good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4yRIf9XLrU
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05.06.2009 - 05:27
Uller
Written by Winterfog on 05.06.2009 at 05:14

The song is actually quite good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4yRIf9XLrU

OMG!! 2:06 the invsisible guitar Lots of ROFLCOPTERS
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29.06.2009 - 13:30
Haddonfield
Chucky's Bride
Just came across this, mythical in its own special way, wooded area,no juice on the guitars, a picnic and then some wrestling. enjoy:

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29.06.2009 - 20:19
TheOwl
Enjoy some good old 1980's cheeseness!!! btw I love this band!! totally unknown poser hard rock from Spain
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03.07.2009 - 16:52
ironfiststew
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Written by TheOwl on 29.06.2009 at 20:19

Enjoy some good old 1980's cheeseness!!! btw I love this band!! totally unknown poser hard rock from Spain




OH MY GOD LOL. wtf is he doing on the bed?! i don't even know what to say:)
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03.07.2009 - 16:56
ironfiststew
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I actually like this song but the video makes me cringe on so many levels. everything from dave's cheesy black robe to the random girl licking that other girl's shoulder (was she trying to look seductive?? or just stupid?) from dave doing some kind of weird dance from 1:45 to 1:51.. ugh. love morbid angel but i always have to question their judgment, and this is proof:

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03.08.2009 - 01:53
wormdrink414
Elite
Written by Haddonfield on 29.06.2009 at 13:30

Just came across this, mythical in its own special way, wooded area,no juice on the guitars, a picnic and then some wrestling. enjoy:




I love this video. The violinist popping out of the little shed is classic Korpiklaani. I do wonder what he was doing in there though...
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03.08.2009 - 01:58
Haddonfield
Chucky's Bride
Written by wormdrink414 on 03.08.2009 at 01:53

I love this video. The violinist popping out of the little shed is classic Korpiklaani. I do wonder what he was doing in there though...


Probably drinking from a wooden pint. He's the alcoholic of the bunch, hides to have a swig.

EDIT: I just rewatched the video, how the fuck does the violinist end up on a balcony in some mountain chalet?
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03.08.2009 - 02:08
Haddonfield
Chucky's Bride
Written by [user id=41594] on 03.07.2009 at 16:56

I actually like this song but the video makes me cringe on so many levels. everything from dave's cheesy black robe to the random girl licking that other girl's shoulder (was she trying to look seductive?? or just stupid?) from dave doing some kind of weird dance from 1:45 to 1:51.. ugh. love morbid angel but i always have to question their judgment, and this is proof:


I must agree that is one shit video, kinda takes some of the quality away from the song.
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03.08.2009 - 10:07
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Nightwish - Nemo


crappy "wanna-be-gothic" atmosphere...worst NW's song ever and probably worst video as well (though hardly any of their videos is really good)
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05.08.2009 - 22:19
Ernis
狼獾
I think the cheesiest videos I can think of at the moment are the corny new videos of Dimmu Borgir (the latest one) and the video for "Hold The Heathen Hammer High" by Tyr.....Bad taste, simple as that....
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05.08.2009 - 22:35
thesabbathfan
Wintersun's Beyond the Dark Sun video has to be the cheesiest attempt at being "deep" I've ever seen. I still love the song, but goddamn that video is retarded.
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12.08.2009 - 22:32
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Cheesiest video? i just found it!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0D3Cpy6UB4&feature=fvst
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12.08.2009 - 22:45
Kap'N Korrupt
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I wouldn't say that In Flames video is cheesy...wrong word for it...I would call it strange...there's also too much pink in that video for a band like that
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12.08.2009 - 22:53
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Nothing cheesy about the InFlames video at all, like Kap said.
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12.08.2009 - 23:00
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by [user id=2084] on 12.08.2009 at 22:45

I wouldn't say that In Flames video is cheesy...wrong word for it...I would call it strange...there's also too much pink in that video for a band like that

oh come on, even i who love pretty much everything they did except the song The Chosen Pessimist and their really early stuff find it cringe-worthy.. yeah if not cheesy then it's definitely WTF
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12.08.2009 - 23:28
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:00

Written by [user id=2084] on 12.08.2009 at 22:45

I wouldn't say that In Flames video is cheesy...wrong word for it...I would call it strange...there's also too much pink in that video for a band like that

oh come on, even i who love pretty much everything they did except the song The Chosen Pessimist and their really early stuff find it cringe-worthy.. yeah if not cheesy then it's definitely WTF


You mean it's too artistic for a Manowar-boy like you?
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12.08.2009 - 23:31
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.08.2009 at 23:28

Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:00

Written by [user id=2084] on 12.08.2009 at 22:45

I wouldn't say that In Flames video is cheesy...wrong word for it...I would call it strange...there's also too much pink in that video for a band like that

oh come on, even i who love pretty much everything they did except the song The Chosen Pessimist and their really early stuff find it cringe-worthy.. yeah if not cheesy then it's definitely WTF


You mean it's too artistic for a Manowar-boy like you?

yeah, i prefer my videos to be as manly and FUKKING METAL as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4
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12.08.2009 - 23:33
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:31


yeah, i prefer my videos to be as manly and FUKKING METAL as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4


Now that is one truly cheesy video
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12.08.2009 - 23:35
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.08.2009 at 23:33

Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:31


yeah, i prefer my videos to be as manly and FUKKING METAL as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4


Now that is one truly cheesy video

yeah, it's a shame because instrumentally i find that song pretty kickass but the video ruins it all. kind of like Holy Diver. well at least i can laugh at HD's extreme cheesiness but there are no funny(for me) bits in Manowar's vid
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12.08.2009 - 23:37
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:35

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.08.2009 at 23:33

Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:31


yeah, i prefer my videos to be as manly and FUKKING METAL as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4


Now that is one truly cheesy video

yeah, it's a shame because instrumentally i find that song pretty kickass but the video ruins it all. kind of like Holy Diver. well at least i can laugh at HD's extreme cheesiness but there are no funny(for me) bits in Manowar's vid


HD?
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12.08.2009 - 23:41
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.08.2009 at 23:37

Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:35

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.08.2009 at 23:33

Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:31


yeah, i prefer my videos to be as manly and FUKKING METAL as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4


Now that is one truly cheesy video

yeah, it's a shame because instrumentally i find that song pretty kickass but the video ruins it all. kind of like Holy Diver. well at least i can laugh at HD's extreme cheesiness but there are no funny(for me) bits in Manowar's vid


HD?

Holy Diver

what?? you didn't say anything that Gloves is the most commercial and stupid track on Into Glory Ride and Gates of Valhalla or March For Revenge By The Soldiers Of Death are so fucking awesome??
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12.08.2009 - 23:43
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:41

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.08.2009 at 23:37

Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:35

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.08.2009 at 23:33

Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:31


yeah, i prefer my videos to be as manly and FUKKING METAL as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4


Now that is one truly cheesy video

yeah, it's a shame because instrumentally i find that song pretty kickass but the video ruins it all. kind of like Holy Diver. well at least i can laugh at HD's extreme cheesiness but there are no funny(for me) bits in Manowar's vid


HD?

Holy Diver

what?? you didn't say anything that Gloves is the most commercial and stupid track on Into Glory Ride and Gates of Valhalla or March For Revenge By The Soldiers Of Death are so fucking awesome??


Why should I? INto Glory Ride, and Hail To England and Battle Hymns are the albums I still play from time to time when I want to hear some okay cheesy music. Gloves Of Metal isn't too bad, it is way better than that horrendous Warlord

You seriously find nothing funny about man on loincloth performing and riding horses?
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12.08.2009 - 23:49
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.08.2009 at 23:43

Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:41

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.08.2009 at 23:37

Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:35

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.08.2009 at 23:33

Written by Valentin B on 12.08.2009 at 23:31


yeah, i prefer my videos to be as manly and FUKKING METAL as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4


Now that is one truly cheesy video

yeah, it's a shame because instrumentally i find that song pretty kickass but the video ruins it all. kind of like Holy Diver. well at least i can laugh at HD's extreme cheesiness but there are no funny(for me) bits in Manowar's vid


HD?

Holy Diver

what?? you didn't say anything that Gloves is the most commercial and stupid track on Into Glory Ride and Gates of Valhalla or March For Revenge By The Soldiers Of Death are so fucking awesome??


Why should I? INto Glory Ride, and Hail To England and Battle Hymns are the albums I still play from time to time when I want to hear some okay cheesy music. Gloves Of Metal isn't too bad, it is way better than that horrendous Warlord

You seriously find nothing funny about man on loincloth performing and riding horses?

i find it cheesy, but then again if i would have found that funny i would have been laughing all the way through 300 and Conan the Barbarian.. and i love both movies..

marcel replies: blasphemer! you shall listen to stormwitch, the first 2 candlemass albums, all of st vitus's discography and all of pentagram's early material for the next 10 months straight!

also lol i find Warlord funny as hell, i mean how cheesy can one get? ah ah ah ah hey what are you doing?? she's only sixteen!!
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13.08.2009 - 01:32
Smurfophagist
Written by wormdrink414 on 03.08.2009 at 01:53

Written by Haddonfield on 29.06.2009 at 13:30

Just came across this, mythical in its own special way, wooded area,no juice on the guitars, a picnic and then some wrestling. enjoy:




I love this video. The violinist popping out of the little shed is classic Korpiklaani. I do wonder what he was doing in there though...


he's like: hey guys, look, I found a violin in the shitter. let's jam!
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13.08.2009 - 07:17
Kap'N Korrupt
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You want your cheese? Try this on for size: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMLXoobDKWs

Ridiculous song even though the vocals are really great and the riffs are well put together...too much cheese for the sake of cheese in the video though...
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14.08.2009 - 11:53
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Elite
Written by [user id=2084] on 13.08.2009 at 07:17

You want your cheese? Try this on for size: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMLXoobDKWs

Ridiculous song even though the vocals are really great and the riffs are well put together...too much cheese for the sake of cheese in the video though...


Now that's hilarious!
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