Written by Ragana on 02.10.2009 at 00:45

I hate funerals. I've been to 5 or 6 funerals and I totally hate to see people crying or even myself doing that, but oh, what can I do?

there is no shame on that, if you are doing it because you have relation to the person

Written by Haddonfield on 01.10.2009 at 21:09

Although, I think being chopped up and fed to sharks could be a good idea...

Hahaha...Agreed. But unfortunately since you can't manage it yourself, have to persuade someone to do it for you and well, hardly anyone will.

Forme it would be:
Donate every organ that is usefull to both science and medicine... And then get buried.

And yeah, I agree with Ragana,I hate when people cry way too much. That's why I want my priest or the guy/woman who speaks to have the same kind of dark humor as mine and make jokes about everything.
ut yeah,at the sametime there's no shame in that as Ellrohir said.
And also I want a sign that says "See you guys" with a very happy face.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.10.2009 at 23:32

Written by Elio on 01.10.2009 at 22:01

Crap, they can do it in a personal way. Funerals are for hypocrits: "OMG THIS PERSON IS DEAD I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM, LET'S GO TO THE FUNERAL ANYWAYZ"

Hey, don't generalize like that.

I didn't want to generalize, but I don't want at my funeral people that never cared about me during my life.

The main reason I would want a funeral service is just the idea of inflicting one of my songs to a bunch of people one last time.
What song would I have? Something Emperor perhaps...

Written by Elio on 02.10.2009 at 12:24

but I don't want at my funeral people that never cared about me during my life.

Then the line about funeral being for hiporcrites was completely unecessary. Just a subjective view due to personal experiences or other reasons.
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I'm with Baz here, I really want to leave with a blasting song.

"With Strength I Burn" may be appropriate for a cremation. Haha yes, that's a good idea actually.

Written by Baz Anderson on 02.10.2009 at 13:25

"With Strength I Burn" may be appropriate for a cremation. Haha yes, that's a good idea actually.

This would be even better, I think I must have to include this in a will or something, just for irony sakes and people would not be able to prevent a laugh which is cool:



PS: With one song, you're letting them get of light, I'm thinking three at least, maybe five, seeing as I don't want no religious service, I may as well replace it with music, which is like a religion to me.

There is a topic about songs you want for funeral already...

Written by Ellrohir on 02.10.2009 at 14:23

There is a topic about songs you want for funeral already...

I know I've already posted there, this song is for the cremation humour.

I don't care, so if science wants me, she can have me.

Donate my organs to science (prolly not my liver, though ...:P), and have one person, whoever it is I trust the most at the time, to bury my body next to a tree so it can absorb the maximum amount of nutrients it can get from my corpse.

Written by Elio on 02.10.2009 at 12:24

I don't want at my funeral people that never cared about me during my life.

Nor do i. It's like they have to attend funerals just for the sake of it. Many don't even bother to pretend they care.

Written by AiwiAstwihad on 02.10.2009 at 21:20

Written by Elio on 02.10.2009 at 12:24

I don't want at my funeral people that never cared about me during my life.

Nor do i. It's like they have to attend funerals just for the sake of it. Many don't even bother to pretend they care.

Well, that can easily be solved by having a very close person who you know yo can trust and he/she take care of who will go to the funeral, I want to do that anyway

I chose "other", for catapult.

Written by Nexus on 02.10.2009 at 20:20

Donate my organs to science (prolly not my liver, though ...:P), and have one person, whoever it is I trust the most at the time, to bury my body next to a tree so it can absorb the maximum amount of nutrients it can get from my corpse.

Is that legal? I don't think you can do that sort of stuff here in England.

Written by Haddonfield on 03.10.2009 at 02:43

Written by Nexus on 02.10.2009 at 20:20

Donate my organs to science (prolly not my liver, though ...:P), and have one person, whoever it is I trust the most at the time, to bury my body next to a tree so it can absorb the maximum amount of nutrients it can get from my corpse.

Is that legal? I don't think you can do that sort of stuff here in England.

Meh, I don't even care if it is illegal here. I'm tired of having these preset laws that determine what you can and cannot do with land. Man, it's freaking land for chrissakes. If they, whoever they are, don't like it, they can unearth me for all I care. I'll be dead anyway.

Although if I do it, it'll definitely be out in the middle of nowhere ... I'm not gonna pick a tree in the middle of a public park.

Written by Nexus on 03.10.2009 at 02:57

Written by Haddonfield on 03.10.2009 at 02:43

Written by Nexus on 02.10.2009 at 20:20

Donate my organs to science (prolly not my liver, though ...:P), and have one person, whoever it is I trust the most at the time, to bury my body next to a tree so it can absorb the maximum amount of nutrients it can get from my corpse.

Is that legal? I don't think you can do that sort of stuff here in England.

Meh, I don't even care if it is illegal here. I'm tired of having these preset laws that determine what you can and cannot do with land. Man, it's freaking land for chrissakes. If they, whoever they are, don't like it, they can unearth me for all I care. I'll be dead anyway.

Although if I do it, it'll definitely be out in the middle of nowhere ... I'm not gonna pick a tree in the middle of a public park.

I was talking about getting someone to dispose of your body, wouldn't he or she get into trouble?

Written by Haddonfield on 03.10.2009 at 03:02

Written by Nexus on 03.10.2009 at 02:57

I was talking about getting someone to dispose of your body, wouldn't he or she get into trouble?

I was thinking the same thing... It's not like the police will buy the history of " My dear friend wanted me to bury him near a tree in the middle of nowhere"

Well ultimately I'll be dead so I really wont care.

But I want to be shot out into space...and no Im not joking. Now whether that can be arranged for when I die is a different story, but thats what I want.

Written by MetalSpider on 03.10.2009 at 04:43

Well ultimately I'll be dead so I really wont care.

But I want to be shot out into space...and no Im not joking. Now whether that can be arranged for when I die is a different story, but thats what I want.

Been watching Starship Troopers or Battlestar Galactica recently?

Haha...never actually seen Battlestar Galactica (at least not yet). I have seen Starship Troopers though...it was great

Ive just always loved space. Getting shot out into space is the way Ive wanted to be disposed for as long as I can remember.

Written by Haddonfield on 03.10.2009 at 03:02

Written by Nexus on 03.10.2009 at 02:57

Written by Haddonfield on 03.10.2009 at 02:43

Written by Nexus on 02.10.2009 at 20:20

Donate my organs to science (prolly not my liver, though ...:P), and have one person, whoever it is I trust the most at the time, to bury my body next to a tree so it can absorb the maximum amount of nutrients it can get from my corpse.

Is that legal? I don't think you can do that sort of stuff here in England.

Meh, I don't even care if it is illegal here. I'm tired of having these preset laws that determine what you can and cannot do with land. Man, it's freaking land for chrissakes. If they, whoever they are, don't like it, they can unearth me for all I care. I'll be dead anyway.

Although if I do it, it'll definitely be out in the middle of nowhere ... I'm not gonna pick a tree in the middle of a public park.

I was talking about getting someone to dispose of your body, wouldn't he or she get into trouble?

Hmm ... that's possible. Although I guess if I'd give my consent to them through my will or something, they would be able to, no?

You can't just dump a body in a public place, consent from the dead or not.

Canada may be different though, you never know.

Written by Baz Anderson on 03.10.2009 at 12:41

You can't just dump a body in a public place, consent from the dead or not.

Written by Haddonfield on 03.10.2009 at 13:47

Canada may be different though, you never know.

I sure hope so. Maybe I'll get my corpse just propped up on a park bench or something and see how long it takes for people to notice....maybe put it on a blooper show or something. I wouldn't mind my body being used as a prop for some awesome pranks.

They would be pretty funny, it reminds when the kids use Kyle's dead gran as a prop to scare some teens in South Park.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 02.10.2009 at 23:54

Written by AiwiAstwihad on 02.10.2009 at 21:20

Written by Elio on 02.10.2009 at 12:24

I don't want at my funeral people that never cared about me during my life.

Nor do i. It's like they have to attend funerals just for the sake of it. Many don't even bother to pretend they care.

Well, that can easily be solved by having a very close person who you know yo can trust and he/she take care of who will go to the funeral, I want to do that anyway

That ain't possible!
Don't know about your country but here, they think they're doing your family (and you) a favour by attending your funeral. People who you've seldom met during your life will come from far afar. And well, you can't ask someone to say: "Sorry, i feel you don't really care for him. Not allowed to participate!".
I want no ceremonies, albeit inevitable. They'll perform all the relligious traditions, whether i want or not...Yeah, having freedom to this wonderfull extend feels great!

Written by AiwiAstwihad on 04.10.2009 at 18:00

That ain't possible!
Don't know about your country but here, they think they're doing your family (and you) a favour by attending your funeral. People who you've seldom met during your life will come from far afar. And well, you can't ask someone to say: "Sorry, i feel you don't really care for him. Not allowed to participate!".
I want no ceremonies, albeit inevitable. They'll perform all the relligious traditions, whether i want or not...Yeah, having freedom to this wonderfull extend feels great!

I can be a real bitch when it comes to something I want... This would be the case. We'll see.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.10.2009 at 19:24

I can be a real bitch when it comes to something I want... This would be the case. We'll see.

Hahaha...Good luck!
I've got some plans too, let the beatings begin!