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Deathday 666 - I review



Reviewer:
10

22 users:
6.32
Band: Deathday 666
Album: I
Style: A Cappella, Depressive black metal
Release date: March 2011


01. Living
02. Dying
03. Dead

Passion. That's what I is all about. Pure, unadulterated passion. Forget that I display musical ability and know-how that is rivaled by few. Forget that the ending to "Dying" goes from what can only be described as one of the greatest vocals jam sessions ever, to a beautiful, yet melancholic pots-and-pans epilogue. Forget that "Dead" is one of the greatest songs ever written. Forget that "Living" contains the perfect kitchen appliance riff. Forget that I quite possibly have the best voice in all of music. Forget that every moment of this demo-turned-album will make you stand in awe of what you're hearing. Why should you forget all that? Because none of it matters.

What matters is that my music connects with the listener on a level that no other band has ever obtained. Just what that level is can't be defined. It can only be felt. And the only way to feel it is to listen. And I do mean LISTEN. You shouldn't do so much as twiddle your thumbs during the play of this. You would only be hurting yourself. My only rivals in this department would be the immortal classical composers, such as Bach, Beethoven and Mozart. But I still beat them out.

I can't tell you how difficult it is for me to rate this at all. By doing so, I'm implying that I can be somehow compared with any other album by any other band. That is simply not true. I have given perfect 10s to bands that don't even register on the scale when compared to I. The very fact that I'm pretending to be worthy enough to even discuss my music is an unforgivable sin. No amount of words in this, or any other, language can begin to describe the tapestry of emotions on this, or any of my lyrics. My creation transcends not only metal, but art itself. This is the language of the soul.


Rating breakdown
Performance: 10
Songwriting: 10
Originality: 10
Production: 10





Written on 01.04.2011 by I'm total pro; that's what I'm here for.

Staff review by
BitterCOld
Rating:
2.0
I am writing to express my concerns about Deathday 666 and, more specifically, its apothegms regarding the worst sorts of pusillanimous charlatans I've ever seen. There are a number of reasons Deathday 666 isn't telling us as to why it wants to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that an armed revolt against it is morally justified. However, I contend that it is not yet strategically justified. Deathday 666 has been going around claiming that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. When challenged about the veracity of that message, Deathday 666 attributed its contradictions of the truth to "poetic license". That means "lying".

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published 01.04.2011 | Comments (19)


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Comments: 78   [ 1 ignored ]   Visited by: 713 users
01.04.2011 - 15:36
Cyroth
Haha good april fool's joke troy
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01.04.2011 - 16:16
MétalNoir
Fils du Lys
TO ALL RETARDED PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM:

www.wakeupdudesitsaprilfools.mp3
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Notre destinée n'est pas encore tracée....
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01.04.2011 - 16:32
MechanisT
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Written by MétalNoir on 01.04.2011 at 16:16

TO ALL RETARDED PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM:

www.wakeupdudesitsaprilfools.mp3


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01.04.2011 - 16:45
Dark Blood
The Avenger
LOL you guys are good
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It is humanity who must pay homage to the greatness of the Universe... not the Universe to the human narcissism.
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01.04.2011 - 17:39
BudDa
Elite
Oh..Oh..Troy, u are good!!!
Hahahaha
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Freeze! Step away from the hubris.
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01.04.2011 - 18:20
Kwis
Epic Artwork!! It's like art, for, like, people.
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01.04.2011 - 18:54
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
Written by Doc G. on 01.04.2011 at 11:50

Written by Butters49 on 01.04.2011 at 09:07

You are fucking retarded, holy.

Look at your calendar, now look at the review, now back at your calendar.


Now look at your woman. Now back at me. I'm a Mod. On a horse. On a submarine. Now look back at your woman. Now back to me... she's with me on my horse. a rocket ship to Neptune.

(/old spice whistle)
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get the fuck off my lawn.

Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
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01.04.2011 - 20:18
@gent_-_orange
Fuck i lol'd, nice review... album cover is very Grim
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01.04.2011 - 22:58
Behdaad
DEAD
Opera is recommended, too!

P.S.
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As tyranny becomes normality;
We hang at the end of the rope.
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01.04.2011 - 23:05
MechanisT
Account deleted
Good ol' Netscape all the way!
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02.04.2011 - 00:51
Koen Smits
Will look out for the album.
By the way: I think the original Blackwater Park review is cool...serious.
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Written by Bad English on 05.04.2014 at 15:05

but spoil thius film is like spoil porn and say porn ends whit cum shot ...
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02.04.2011 - 01:15
Enemy of Reality
Account deleted
Whoever fell for this is a dumbass.

That's the Gorgoroth dude in the Monalisa cover. ahahaha
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02.04.2011 - 01:38
Daydream Nation
Account deleted
Lame April Fool's joke is lame.
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02.04.2011 - 02:30
Void_Eater
Account deleted
I actually tried to look this up. Fail...
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02.04.2011 - 02:44
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Thanks everyone for your kind words. I poured my heart and soul into this album and I'm glad that so many of you appreciate my work.

I will continue my work here on MS for the time being, although I will be forced to leave the site forever if Metal Storm Music's re-release results in financial success, in which case I will commit full-time to Deathday 666.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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18.06.2011 - 14:19
JD
Account deleted
OMG i can't stop laughing looool Troy and good luck with Deathday 666.
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14.08.2011 - 19:39
Mattybu
Ahhhh I'm late to the party but this is fucking hilarious shit, Deathday 666 is my new favourite band.
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15.08.2011 - 18:41
BeastOfMetal456
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Deathday 666??? Funny name for a band...
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15.08.2011 - 18:42
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Written by Guest on 15.08.2011 at 18:41
Deathday 666??? Funny name for a band...

What about Deströyer 666?
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15.08.2011 - 18:43
BeastOfMetal456
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 15.08.2011 at 18:42

Written by Guest on 15.08.2011 at 18:41
Deathday 666??? Funny name for a band...

What about Destroyer 666?

Funny too... but Deathday sounds a little like Birthday...
What style do you play?
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15.08.2011 - 18:44
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Written by Guest on 15.08.2011 at 18:43
What style do you play?

A capella depressive black metal.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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15.08.2011 - 18:47
BeastOfMetal456
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 15.08.2011 at 18:44

Written by Guest on 15.08.2011 at 18:43
What style do you play?

A capella depressive black metal.

I'll check your work out...BTW BitterCOld gave you 2, but that ain't strange. He's the harshest, evilest, meanest staff member!
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15.08.2011 - 18:48
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Written by Guest on 15.08.2011 at 18:47
BTW BitterCOld gave you 2, but that ain't strange. He's the harshest, evilest, meanest staff member!

Actually in terms of harsh reviewers, you're probably best looking to me, Lucas, or Doc Godin.
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15.08.2011 - 18:51
BeastOfMetal456
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 15.08.2011 at 18:48

Written by Guest on 15.08.2011 at 18:47
BTW BitterCOld gave you 2, but that ain't strange. He's the harshest, evilest, meanest staff member!

Actually in terms of harsh reviewers, you're probably best looking to me, Lucas, or Doc Godin.

BitterCOld = Harsh Moderator who gives a fifteen year old a spamming warning for quoting in the pub....
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15.08.2011 - 18:54
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Written by Guest on 15.08.2011 at 18:51
BitterCOld = Harsh Moderator who gives a fifteen year old a spamming warning for quoting in the pub....

That's off-topic enough...if you have a problem with that take it up with him/me/whoever via PM.
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16.08.2011 - 00:57
Void Eater
Account deleted
Nah, BitterCold can be a bully. He gave me two warnings for various offenses, and the message title was "Warning-Moron" for both of them

However, as far as this album it could have been significantly improved if the ambient break near the end of Dead had been reduced. Kills the flow of the album.
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16.08.2011 - 01:36
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Written by Guest on 16.08.2011 at 00:57
However, as far as this album it could have been significantly improved if the ambient break near the end of Dead had been reduced. Kills the flow of the album.

My work is beyond criticism.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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16.08.2011 - 02:11
JD
Account deleted
Can I join D666? I do play bass.
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16.08.2011 - 02:58
Void Eater
Account deleted
Having a second memeber would only interfere in the genius musical vission of it's creator.
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16.08.2011 - 05:50
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Written by Guest on 16.08.2011 at 02:11
Can I join D666? I do play bass.

What Void Eater said.
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