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31.07.2011 - 19:51
JD
Account deleted
Ok, another test. First, don't take this seriously!, it's just for fun. The test:
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3275222555620166269

Here is my result:

Metal Warrior
YOU ARE 71% FUCKING METAL!!!

Good, but not good enough. You're a footsoldier in the metal army, not yet ready for promotion to officer but you're working on it. You should probably hang out at used record stores buying CDs from labels with names like "Necrodeath" or "Bloodsword" or something. And remember, no matter what anyone says, GWAR fucking rules.
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31.07.2011 - 20:14
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
YOU ARE 72% FUCKING METAL!!!
Good, but not good enough. You're a footsoldier in the metal army, not yet ready for promotion to officer but you're working on it. You should probably hang out at used record stores buying CDs from labels with names like "Necrodeath" or "Bloodsword" or something. And remember, no matter what anyone says, GWAR fucking rules.

lols...
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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31.07.2011 - 21:08
Slayer666
This stupid quiz is broken or something. How else can you possibly explain the fact that I didn't score 100%? Check my user name, ffs.
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31.07.2011 - 21:50
Kennoth
Fuck this. It wants me to create an account to this dating site.
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31.07.2011 - 22:01
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Kennoth on 31.07.2011 at 21:50

Fuck this. It wants me to create an account to this dating site.


No, it doesn't. If you don't click anything on the optional part after you're done with the test you only get the result
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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31.07.2011 - 23:08
Kennoth
Written by X-Ray Rod on 31.07.2011 at 22:01

Written by Kennoth on 31.07.2011 at 21:50

Fuck this. It wants me to create an account to this dating site.


No, it doesn't. If you don't click anything on the optional part after you're done with the test you only get the result


Still, I can't be arsed to do it again. I guess I'll never know now if I'm TRUE
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31.07.2011 - 23:51
Void Eater
Account deleted
85% Metal bitch. I got a picture of Manowar on my screen. More metal than 95% of my peers.
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31.07.2011 - 23:54
I_Die_Often
I'm 75% metal
at least the other 25% isn't cuntry or pop music!
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Old enough to be your Daddy... speaking of which... you look familiar... do I know your mother???
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31.07.2011 - 23:58
Void Eater
Account deleted
Written by I_Die_Often on 31.07.2011 at 23:54

I'm 75% metal
at least the other 25% isn't cuntry or pop music!

Was the politically incorrct misspelling of country intentional?
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01.08.2011 - 01:01
king_matt
Your result for The Fucking Metal Test ...
Mall Metal Master
YOU ARE 59% FUCKING METAL!!!
Well...its a start. You should probably go sell all your CDs (they will most likely embarrass you later) and pick up Manowar's entire discography. Then go wash that silly corpsepaint off your face (unless you're Norwegian, then its OK).
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01.08.2011 - 02:07
Mattybu
Brother of Metal
YOU ARE 66% FUCKING METAL!!!

You're on your way. You've got your Dimmu Borgir shirt with the "racy" and "explicit" quote on the back and you have that kickin' rad Deicide hat to go with it. I tell you what, why don't you keep holding down the suburban "front" for us, OK? You can never tell when some infidels will move in next door and start listening to Phish or something! And hey, while you're at it, why don't you cheer up the guy on the right? He could use it.

I most certainly do not have my Dimmu Borgir shirt. My friend has one, but there's nothing racy or explicit on the back, hehe. Fun little test I guess.
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01.08.2011 - 03:53
Zombie
Thrash'tillDeath
Brother of Metal
YOU ARE 69% FUCKING METAL!!!

meh ...

EDIT: 69 ? .. nice
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None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free
Johann Wolfgang van Goethe 1749-1832
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01.08.2011 - 14:52
Yavanna
Metal Warrior
YOU ARE 75% FUCKING METAL!!!
Good, but not good enough. You're a footsoldier in the metal army, not yet ready for promotion to officer but you're working on it. You should probably hang out at used record stores buying CDs from labels with names like "Necrodeath" or "Bloodsword" or something. And remember, no matter what anyone says, GWAR fucking rules.
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Bury me in the sand
Walk me across the water
And maybe you'll understand
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01.08.2011 - 15:17
Himann
Orm KrigGud
Brother of Metal
YOU ARE 65% FUCKING METAL!!!

You're on your way. You've got your Dimmu Borgir shirt with the "racy" and "explicit" quote on the back and you have that kickin' rad Deicide hat to go with it. I tell you what, why don't you keep holding down the suburban "front" for us, OK? You can never tell when some infidels will move in next door and start listening to Phish or something! And hey, while you're at it, why don't you cheer up the guy on the right? He could use it.

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So Pure... So Cold
Transilvanian Hunger
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01.08.2011 - 17:21
Elio
Red Nightmare
^ what he got

63% though, still it's too high for me
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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01.08.2011 - 17:30
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Metal Warrior
YOU ARE 79% FUCKING METAL!!!
Good, but not good enough. You're a footsoldier in the metal army, not yet ready for promotion to officer but you're working on it. You should probably hang out at used record stores buying CDs from labels with names like "Necrodeath" or "Bloodsword" or something. And remember, no matter what anyone says, GWAR fucking rules.

Hahaha i doubt I'm metal anyways
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01.08.2011 - 17:58
Ankläger
71%
Guess it doesn't help that I was listening to Can the whole time, totally out of the metal mood.
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01.08.2011 - 19:42
MetalSpider
68%

Bah!
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01.08.2011 - 20:58
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by X-Ray Rod on 31.07.2011 at 22:01
No, it doesn't. If you don't click anything on the optional part after you're done with the test you only get the result


I did what Kennoth did, and so it made me want to sign up to a stupid dating site! Sadly I didnt read this post until after I'd closed the window cos I didnt want to register for online dating. lol Unlike Kennoth though, I have too much time on my hands so I just did it again.

I got 71%
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01.08.2011 - 21:11
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Angelic Storm on 01.08.2011 at 20:58

I have too much time on my hands so I just did it again.


I'm surprised that some people just did it again instead of just going back to the test pages and delete the info in the optinal boxes.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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01.08.2011 - 21:33
Powerslavex
Alexskywalker
I need no test im 100% fucking metal
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01.08.2011 - 21:53
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Elite
Metal Warrior
YOU ARE 72% FUCKING METAL!!!
Good, but not good enough. You're a footsoldier in the metal army, not yet ready for promotion to officer but you're working on it. You should probably hang out at used record stores buying CDs from labels with names like "Necrodeath" or "Bloodsword" or something. And remember, no matter what anyone says, GWAR fucking rules.

A bit silly, but aren't we all.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.


My Instagram
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01.08.2011 - 22:17
JD
Account deleted
Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.08.2011 at 21:11

Written by Angelic Storm on 01.08.2011 at 20:58

I have too much time on my hands so I just did it again.


I'm surprised that some people just did it again instead of just going back to the test pages and delete the info in the optinal boxes.

Exactly! I did that the first time I did the test.
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01.08.2011 - 22:24
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.08.2011 at 21:11
I'm surprised that some people just did it again instead of just going back to the test pages and delete the info in the optinal boxes.


I'd actually shut the window of the test itself before I'd realised you didn't have to register, so that wasn't possible.
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01.08.2011 - 22:33
Darkside Momo
Retired
Elite
A 77% metal warrior here!
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"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you"

"I've lost too many years now
I'm stealing back my soul
I am awake"
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02.08.2011 - 23:42
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Staff
Metal Moron
You're hopeless. Sorry. Maybe you can, I don't know, get into darkwave or something? Either way, heavy metal and you are simply not a match made in heaven. Or hell. Or anywhere, really.


Gotta be honest, I got bored and just clicked random answers.
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- George Carlin
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03.08.2011 - 19:04
Roro
Written by Elio on 01.08.2011 at 17:21

^ what he got

63% though, still it's too high for me


me too , this is unfair
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04.08.2011 - 01:17
SerratedSyringe
75%. Any credibility was nullified when they told me "GWAR Rules.."
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Just another cog in this infernal machine....
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04.08.2011 - 09:25
K✞ulu
Seeker of Truth
So what are the right answers?

P.S. I got 73%. Pretty accurate.
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Savor what you feel and what you see
Things that may not seem important now
But may be tomorrow

R.I.P. Chuck Schuldiner

Satan was a Backstreet Boy
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04.08.2011 - 15:02
SaleFlamand
74%
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I'm a Jupiler man, drink it as much as I can.
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