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Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
26.08.2006 - 00:11
Bash'
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there are alot..

if i want about to talk about a metal band i would say (SORRY for the band and their fanns, BIG SORRIES) but i can't understand the point of their whole music .. Megadeth .. sorry again but i never could play more than 10 minutes of their songs..
also Black Sabbath..

else metal,
as some said most of radio songs are crap

rap is crap also..

shakira, britny, also
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I saw her standing by the crimson sea...
Isolated by the silent thoughts...
Her gazing was intense but so dead...

The teardrops corroded the soil.. She couldn't say a word to me...
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27.08.2006 - 14:40
Valentin B
Iconoclast
there once was this hardcore song,called "understanding in a car crash"..needless to say how crappy it was.also pure shit production
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27.08.2006 - 15:51
Sunioj
What makes me absolutely repulsed. AFI, fallout boy, )GODDAMN I HATE FALLOUT BOY! umm, any Israeli pop, hawthorn hills, (similarly shit band) Evev Gefen, the biggest queer in Israel...
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27.08.2006 - 18:44
Ernis
狼獾
I remember the Israeli entry for the 2000 Eurovision competition....t'was some Ping Pong with a song "Sameach" or something.....this was so horrid......of course...I despise Axel Frog....I also do not suffer this car commercial "zoom zoom zoom"......
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28.08.2006 - 01:32
Kap'N Korrupt
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Anyone ever heard of this artist named JanDek? I think a lot of what he does can be put into the crap pile...I know he's trying to be weird and strange singing his fucked up poetry off-tune and playing his guitar like he just sat down and decided to start playing at that very moment but sometimes intentional crappiness really shouldn't be released on any label...
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28.08.2006 - 14:05
Valentin B
Iconoclast
oh i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.......
self-speaking or what? :rofl:
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28.08.2006 - 14:23
Ernis
狼獾
Have you ever ever ever EVER heard of Ariel Pink.....just feed his name to Google and you'll see....I am just not able to say absolutely anything about his works.....too dubious.......
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30.08.2006 - 02:53
Arian Totalis
The Philosopher
Written by Sunioj on 27.08.2006 at 15:51

What makes me absolutely repulsed. AFI, fallout boy, )GODDAMN I HATE FALLOUT BOY! umm, any Israeli pop, hawthorn hills, (similarly shit band) Evev Gefen, the biggest queer in Israel...

I hate Emo to man, but just to let you know, it's hawthorne heights, not Hawthorne hills, but hey, they suck anyway so why does it matter?
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"For the Coward there is no Life
For the hero there is No Death"
-Kakita Toshimoko

"The Philosopher, you know so much about nothing at all." _Chuck Schuldiner.
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30.08.2006 - 02:57
Arian Totalis
The Philosopher
I forgot the name of the song, but it was a KoRN song, and it was Horrible!
It was like random noises thrown together and bad attempts at growling.
and let us not forget the great Fieldy(Sarcasm), when he hit his strings, it sounded like a metalic chang
and an annoying "Klak" sound behind it. I hate to remember it.
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"For the Coward there is no Life
For the hero there is No Death"
-Kakita Toshimoko

"The Philosopher, you know so much about nothing at all." _Chuck Schuldiner.
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30.08.2006 - 04:19
heresiarch
Forever Dead
Anything from Hip Hop I was in a car and we drove over 300 kilometres and only music was Hip Hop I wanted to die

Gangsta Hip Hop is very lousy
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Heaven queen , carry me away from all pain

No reason to live for
One reason to die for

... To live for my death ...
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30.08.2006 - 12:01
Sunioj
@Arian Totalis,
Thats one thing I dont understand about korn, doesnt the bass sound bother them at all? Oh, and another emo band is My chemical romance...Goddamn they suck balls.
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30.08.2006 - 14:21
John Barleycorn
Minimalist
Written by Ernis on 28.08.2006 at 14:23

Have you ever ever ever EVER heard of Ariel Pink.....just feed his name to Google and you'll see....I am just not able to say absolutely anything about his works.....too dubious.......

Heh, Ariel Pink is pretty cool. He belongs to the New Weird America movement which is one of the most interesting types of music these days. Ariel Pink kicks ass

Oh, and speaking about the worst song...I really hate "Always Will Be" by Hammerfall, ultimate cheese. And who could forget that song by Celine Dion in the soundtrack of "Titanic". DOn´t remember it´s title but it was awful, ultimate epic cheese
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30.08.2006 - 19:44
Warman
Erotic Stains
The crappiest METAL song I've ever heard is without doubt Megadeth's "Dawn Patrol".
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31.08.2006 - 19:05
{aud}devil
Lush McGee
the song I heard this morning on the radio on my way to school "Bringing Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake. I THOUGHT IT WAS A CHICK AT FIRST! so shitty
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Awesome sauce, chicken boss!
Laugh until it means something
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11.09.2006 - 12:26
Valentin B
Iconoclast
dawn patrol isn't crappy at all imo.sure it might not be as complex as hangar 18 but still it puts you in the mood for rust in peace....polaris
a song from the new stormblast by dimmu borgir had both extremely crappy vocals and instrumentation and video in which every 10 seconds it shows a blurry picture with "censored by the authorities"
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18.09.2006 - 20:17
Revenant
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Hwathorne Heigths or Hatebreed, I cant remembe rthe names of the songs but they are horrendous.
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21.09.2006 - 22:56
Zeleznk
I guess most of the crappy songs can be (again and again) found at the annual Eurovision contest (there are some exceptions like Lordi of course)
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26.09.2006 - 23:32
Necronomicon
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the danish r'n'b/pop/hip hop group nik og jay with their newest song Boing FUCK i hate it..

den sutter røv!
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30.09.2006 - 02:07
hottercraft
I think that this isn't necessary to say, but every rap is crap.
In the metal zone, there're a lot of crappy songs, specially some songs with a lot of stupid lyrics.
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05.10.2006 - 22:31
?Bodomchild?
Why Do You Kill The Princess by a band called Skylasbest.......its horrible
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05.10.2006 - 23:05
Twist
Twisted Kid
Definetly anything Emo. And I don't really like schlager either...
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Is this where we suffer LOL
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11.10.2006 - 20:39
ASiema113
Hmmm the crappiest huh well I'd say it would be between Beethovens 5th Symphony and anything by Mozart.

Im only kidding, H.I.M. sucks major balls, PATD sucks, Hawthorne Heights sucks, Richie Valens jk, Metalcore sucks, Emo/Screamo, Pop, alot of Rap sucks, alot of stuff if not all of MTV sucks, Jessica Simpson sucks and the list goes on..and on... and on....
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People are always at their very best when they're dead.
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15.10.2006 - 12:30
FallenAngel16
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I think the crappiest song (apart from the untalented songs only performed by some boys or girls who think they can sing-like paris hilton or in fact most of the bands that are just singers without musicians) is Wadde Hadde Dudde Da by Stefan Raab, a german comedian...that song managed to be in the song contest as well...but since that was supposed to be funny, the crappiest music cever omes from a german band called Tokio Hotel...consider youself lucky if you haven't heard their music...I had the misfortune to switch on the tv on mtv while their video was on...I swear I've never heard something that terrible in my life...
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17.10.2006 - 01:11
Fucked Upstairs!
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The crappiest metal song I ever heard was Children of Bodom covering Britney Spears, but to be honest when we talk about Children of Bodom...No wait, I rather shut up lol.
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17.10.2006 - 20:19
Sunioj
Lets see, I listed Emo as a hated musical style, now I really hate those new wave british who I swear to any deity, they sound all the same, and have the same shitty vocals, few chords and repetitive drumming again and again, there must be dozens of bands like that on MTV. I hate green day, their old stuff is bearable, but now theyre just asking for satan to come kick their ass. I hate those really overrated christian hardcore bands like underoath, thryce, and etc.
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11.11.2006 - 13:16
Lorien
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Whole Britney Spears discography?!
No, really, her songs are the biggest TRASH I've ever heard!
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15.11.2006 - 12:59
AntaeusM
Elite
Written by [user id=17698] on 11.11.2006 at 13:16

Whole Britney Spears discography?!
No, really, her songs are the biggest TRASH I've ever heard!


I never really see the point in whining about Britney Spears on a metal forum..

Anyway, there are a few artists, or songs that popped in my mind. I think any song by the Japanese model, and singer Kana could be classified as horrible. When I first heard it I smiled, then slowly the smile withered, and eventually I almost had a headache. Her voice is horrible. So many things in her voice that is just unbearable to listen to.

I also would like to mention Sun 0))), and then more specifically, 00 Void. Even when it does have a certain mood, the songs are horrible. It makes me want to sleep when I listen to them. A song with the title "Rabbit's Revenge" makes you curious, but after hearing the same repetitive bass line over 5 minutes, wondering the song will finally start(till you realize around the 10 minutes the song already started in the first minute) is just really unbearable.
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17.11.2006 - 13:12
Vakshay
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Written by AntaeusM on 15.11.2006 at 12:59

I also would like to mention Sun 0))), and then more specifically, 00 Void. Even when it does have a certain mood, the songs are horrible. It makes me want to sleep when I listen to them. A song with the title "Rabbit's Revenge" makes you curious, but after hearing the same repetitive bass line over 5 minutes, wondering the song will finally start(till you realize around the 10 minutes the song already started in the first minute) is just really unbearable.


I think it is their intention that the songs assist you in going to sleep, or luring you into a hypnotic state, whatever. But you are right there, it is pretty boring and not always the most pleasant listening experience.
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20.11.2006 - 07:27
GreekGoodfella
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emo, emo and emo I hate it with a passion, bunch of retarded pussies who dress like goths and go around cutting themselves, thus giving real metal heads a bad name, making us look like a bunch of depressed and angry teens. Fuck emo, and fuck all the fagots who listen to it
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21.11.2006 - 14:55
Warman
Erotic Stains
I'm taking back what I said, "Dawn Patrol" is not the worst metal songs I've ever heard. Hammerfall's "Hearts on Fire" is, I can't stand it, my ears bleed! Haha, I've started to hate Hammerfall so much lately
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