Yo. You know what this board needs? A heavy dose of MAN DA FUCK UP!! Srsly!
xDEATHCOREx NOT FOA PUSSAYS!!!!
For the uninformed, xDeathcorex iz definitely THA mozt authentic toughguy genre eva. Combining the blunt br00tality of deff methul and the relentless aggression of HxC, xDeathcorex iz basically a hybrid mash-up of the bestest elements of both offspring of the devil's musiq. 4 realz.
IDK why but despite being one of the mozt interesting buzzgenres of the last couple of years, xDeathcorex iz also a much hated genre. What the eff, ppl? Don't be hatin' on an entire genre solely bc of the pokemon haircuts, the flat-brimmed caps and the mesh shorts. That's just, y'know, pretentious, and totally a matter of snobbism.
Leave it to dis br00tal article to bitchslap some sense into them leather pants-wearing snobs.
True, the genre might be plagued with countless run-of-the-mill $hitty bands / popalr poser pussays. But lettuce be reality, mozt ppl are just dissing xDeathcorex cuz they obviously ghey cuz they obviously ain't gotta clue where da fuck to look for the r33l diamonds in the sea of $hit.
Leave it to dis br00tal article to bitchslap some directions into them clueless lost souls.
BTW: If u happen to be a xDeathcorex connoisseur/all-round coolguy as well, feel free to hurt my feelingz [via guestbook-comments below] for all the mainstream $hit I listed here by adding ur own kewl recommendations. No fakes pls! Note that at least 1/3 of the ppl reading dis site ain't fifteen/braindead morons, so, y'know, rlly no need for a catalogue of Oceano/Emmure/Blowjob For A Cowboy clones. Srsly!
Do u know any authentic leather pants-wearing xDeathcorex buzzbands?
Were u already h8ing on xDeathcorex before it was "in" to h8 on xDeathcorex? Or r u just doin' it bc all ur bros are doin' it?
Do u think cowboys rlly give better blowjobs? What abt underwater handjobs?
Is dis wigger gibberish doin' anyfin for u [via massive broner]?
Anywayz, if u ain't into xDeathcorex u srsly ghey u srsly needs to check on the following sick releases. Letz roll!!!!
Lil' history lesson: Animosity iz one of the firstwavers and major influencers for the genre (and not JFAC liek some faggits claim). The foundations are clrly noticeable: $lammin' deff methul mixed with HxC vibes. U know where dis iz goin': hard-hitting mosh jams that'll get u pumped.
MOSH TILL U DROP!!!! OL SKOOL STYLE
Add to shopping cart:Shut It Down (2003) Check 'em [via MySpace]
On to an authentic textbook example of tr00 xDeathcorex. Bring Me The Whoreizon teyk note:
Despised fuckin' Icon: spearheading, yet now-defunct, tho still badazz.
Sounds liek: gutteral $lammin' br00tality.
Gr8est achievement: havin' a mega impact on da scene/gettin' meh wet.
Need u, miss u, <3 u 4evr
Add to shopping cart:The Healing Process (2005) Check 'em [via MySpace]
I The Breather
Massive buzzband rite hurr! IDK bout yall, but if yer still getting ur fix of br00tality via dinosaur bands such as Deiside, Canebel Kourpse, Snobituary and other associated lamestreamers, u srsly ain't have a fukken clue what's goin' on in 2day's scene. Check out I The Breather if u mofukkaz wants it moar bulkier and relevant.
R U FUCKIN MOSHING ALREADY??
Add to shopping cart:These Are My Sins (2010) Check 'em [via MySpace]
U can either agree or b wrong, but All Shall Perish iz prolly beyond relevant rite now. As yall should know, dis blazin' xDeathcorex powerhouse has wrapped up another assault of an album, expected to crush all kinda nuts worldwide very soonish. Can't go wrong with ASP. $hit iz sick!
ASP, gettin' ur groove on since 2K1
Add to shopping cart: evryfin' Check 'em [via MySpace]
Within The Ruins
No idea what the eff is goin' on hurr - where's da br00tal?? - but $hit sounds awe-some. R they xDeathcorex? R they methul [via Methullica cover]? They do kinda have dis thrashy vibe & feel... #nostalgia? Anywayz, no time 2 think, gotta go wreck it up in da pit.
DA SOUND OF DNT GIVA $HYT
Add to shopping cart:Omen [EP] (2011) Check 'em [via MySpace]
Circle Of Contempt
Up for some cutting-edge tech-xDeathcorex that'll rip yo cojones off? Ofcoursly u are! Circle Of Contempt gots that xtra djent-liek next-level $hit goin' on. Stuff yall liek fo' sho'. Tellin' u, deez duders gon b big!
Well-played, djentlemen! Well-played!
Add to shopping cart:Artifacts in Motion (2010) Check 'em [via MySpace]
K, back 2 br00tality. It's kinda common knowledge that Ion Dissonance iz pretty much the sickest xDeathcorex act of the moment. Why u dare ask? Bc they so br00tal yall burst in2 spontaneous combustion, datz fukken y.
FUCKING-A, WE'RE MESSED UP!
Add to shopping cart:Cursed (2010) Check 'em [via MySpace]
Anothr heavyweight buzzband beyond relevant atm iz Born Of Osiris. Deez d00ds bring moar prog-minded, keyboard-laden xDeathcorex to da pit. Not the easiest thing 2 "get". But oh-em-gee how cumblastingly delicious can u pssbly sound?
Intelligent xDeathcorex in 2K11
Add to shopping cart:The Discovery (2011) Check 'em [via MySpace]
Say what u wants abt The Acacia Strain but dis stuff'll blast ur $hit. Y'know, it's catchy-yet-br00tal 'n all... Tho lettuce b clear, dis's pretty much their only gud album. So, uh, the rest of The Acacia Strain disco sorta sux balz, srry
Srry 4 tha life vid 2 UTube deleted all gud vids... prolly bc TAS r too fuckin' heavy. Be sure 2 check out dis song tho.
Add to shopping cart:The Dead Walk (2008) Check 'em [via MySpace]
Moar straight-up xDeathcorex! Leave it 2 da Aussies to come up with sum sick stuff that literally crushes body 'n soul. Srsly <3'ing deez thugs atm, can't get enough of 'em. Yall be losin' ur $hit with all deez instant moshpit classiqs.
Log out. Shut down. GO MOSH!
Add to shopping cart:DSM Axis IV [EP] (2010) Check 'em [via MySpace]
Thy Art Is Murder
Talkin' bout Aussies, here's another massive band that'll make u punch ur gf in da teeth. Tellin' ya, no $cene $hyt to be found over there, only gravitty bla$$tz 'n mofukkin' $$lam.
Aussies and xDeathcorex. WINNING!
Add to shopping cart:The Adversary (2010) Check 'em [via MySpace]
K, in 4 some moar bodyslammin'? U betcha! After The Burial just keep busin' out deez sick rhymez that border between prog xmetalcorex and xDeathcorex. That's, liek, quite the testosterony mix, amirite? No srsly, u hafta hear dis... cuz earz = raped!
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Add to shopping cart:In Dreams (2010) Check 'em [via MySpace] Tl;dr: xDeathcorex iz sexy!
Finally, a place for all of my most hated songs gathered in one headache-inducing article.
Meh, I highly enjoy Ion Dissonance, Despised Icon, All Shall Perishm and Born Of Osiris (from what I know from the list... still have some work to do with it.... El comer ocho is pretty boss too)
That's what deathcore can do, it's sad that most of the scene is shit, there's just too few bands that know how to do it right.