Deathday 666 - I - review
Deathday 666 - I - review
Tracklist
01. Living02. Dying
03. Dead
A review by
BitterCOld April 01, 2011
Deathday 666 should know better than to dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the dysfunctional elements in its midst. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about Deathday 666 in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of particularism, and there are those who are not. Deathday 666 is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why it has repeatedly threatened to concoct a version of reality that fully contradicts real life. Maybe that's just for maximum scaremongering effect. Or maybe it's because difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to give our propaganda fighters an instrument that is very much needed at this time.
If one believes statements like, "We can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is," one is, in effect, supporting imprudent scoundrels. I, for one, like to speak of Deathday 666 as "laughable". That's a reasonable term to use, I maintain, but let's now try to understand it a little better. For starters, everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that I intend to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of Deathday 666's gin-swilling asseverations and the Charybdis of Marxism. That's the path that I have chosen. It's unmistakably not an easy path, but then again, Deathday 666 has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and batten on the credulity of the ignorant?all by trumping up a phony emergency. Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Deathday 666) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that Deathday 666 often tries to prove its points by quoting "authorities" who are in fact nothing more than piteous suborners of perjury.
worst. album. ever.
Rating breakdown
| Performance: | 3 |
| Songwriting: | 2 |
| Originality: | 2 |
| Production: | 10 |
Written on 01.04.2011 by
Written on 01.04.2011 by
BitterCOld has been officially reviewing albums for MetalStorm since 2009.
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Passion. That's what I is all about. Pure, unadulterated passion. Forget that I display musical ability and know-how that is rivaled by few. Forget that the ending to "Dying" goes from what can only be described as one of the greatest vocals jam sessions ever, to a beautiful, yet melancholic pots-and-pans epilogue. Forget that "Dead" is one of the greatest songs ever written. Forget that "Living" contains the perfect kitchen appliance riff. Forget that I quite possibly have the best voice in all of music. Forget that every moment of this demo-turned-album will make you stand in awe of what you're hearing. Why should you forget all that? Because none of it matters. Read more ›› |
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All lies, Deathday 666 IS the only truth!!!
---- BAS - Beautifully Accented Sexiness
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BitterCold I shall find you no matter where you are and crucify you upside down in the name of Our Lord Troy Gallant gnah gnah gnah 
---- Notre destinée n'est pas encore tracée....
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This has to be a parody to many guest reviews that speak so much bullshit 
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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Posts: 2800 Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2011 at 21:32 hahahaha exactly , I was half way through it and I could not stop laughing 
---- He who is not bold enough to be stared at from across the abyss is not bold enough to stare into it himself.
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Sorry if folks disagree. i just found this album to be pure shit. although i had just listened to the unbelievable awesomeness that is Black Death Suicide's "Picnic With Satan" demo... which blew Troy's tone-deaf pounding on instruments with rocks away.
---- get the fuck off my lawn. Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
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I don't understand why people feel like they need to write reviews for albums they clearly don't understand. 9.5 for me.
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Posts: 1295 Written by [user id=105293] on 02.04.2011 at 09:26 Once again, trying to silence me. I thought this could turn into a debate about freedom of speech 
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Account deleted Written by wormdrink414 on 06.04.2011 at 11:52 It's not April 1st anymore. Too bad, we can try to destroy each other verbally again next year 
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Kvlt. that is all.
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---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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BitterCOld has been officially reviewing albums for MetalStorm since 2009 wrongly.  This band rules.
---- The Fangirl.
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God I wish we could have april fools like we used to
---- Do you think if the heart keeps on shrinking One day there will be no heart at all?
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