"Hey Steffen we're gonna need you to tread through this icy water, roll around all wet in the sand right after so it'll cling to your clothes, flail about all over this massive volcano and look like you're trying to climb it sort of, but you need to be super cool and serious as you do it."

"Just shut up and watch me, Mirko," as he flips his hair provocatively.

At least that's how I imagine the conversation went.