Iranian Metalstormers
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Posted by Ernis, 20.12.2009 - 20:36
A place to speak bout nice things, food, music, drinks and stuff, read out aloud poetry of Hajjam and discuss the POP walkthroughs...
All the best to everyone...
اینجا از هر دری صحبت می کنیم
| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815  |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 11.02.2010 at 16:33 Thanks a lot for that... One more question tho... can I add BE to a verb whenever I wish or are there restrictions?
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421  |
Written by Ernis on 11.02.2010 at 21:09 Yes, there are restrictions, it's used in 2 cases: 1. imperative form بگو، بشنو، بخوان، برسان = say, listen, read, deliver 2. Or when you speak with doubt/hope/want/etc کاش بیاید = wish he comes شاید بگویم = I may say می خواهم بنویسم = i want to write اگر بپرسم = If i ask Also edited the forth form, now it seems more accurate. :/
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 12.02.2010 at 09:23 Thanks again... then it makes perfect sense... It's called subjunctive mood... It's more or less exactly the same as in French, English, Spanish, Italian and other related languages... Such as "If I were president..." were is not past tense (I was is past tense), it is subjunctive instead... "I want you bought me an ale..." bought is not past tense... it is "بخرم"... in English it just looks similar to "خرید"
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Ernis on 12.02.2010 at 19:50 You're welcome.  In Persian it's called وجه التزامی. Don't know if it's EXACTLY the same as subjunctive form, but yeah more or less similar.
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 13.02.2010 at 11:09 The teacher in our school called it aorist... But an internet "verb conjugation" site calls it subjunctive... well... the purpose of it is clearly the same... Sad news is... I think I cannot take these Persian classes at school for they are too hard for me... I can't even read simplest texts nor even use a dictionary but our teacher already expects use to translate texts bout ZARTOSHT! Plus I can only attend the class only once a week... plus I have 11 other subjects which leave me no time to breathe at all... I just saw a video bout Persian food... I want it... I want your food so bad... Chinese food was heavenly... yours looks of similar class... PS. That dizi thing doesn't look very attractive... On the other hand, ghorme seabzi looks really nice.... Ok... the head and feet soup looks gross... sorry to those who like it... Then again, the Chinese also make some gross things...
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Ernis on 13.02.2010 at 21:55 Don't worry, you've got enough time. Can continue later, whenever you had time. Written by Ernis on 13.02.2010 at 21:55  11 subjects or credits? That's too much!Last semester i had only 3 subjects (9 credits) and omitted one before the final exam.  This semester too, started with three 3-credit cources see if i can manage 'em. Written by Ernis on 13.02.2010 at 21:55 Hahaha, I agree again. That's awful so is eating tongue, brain and eyes. unbefuckinglievably disgusting. Dizi ain't that horrible, although i don't like it either. But yeah, Ghorme Sabzi is awesome.
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Hamird Lieutenant Posts: 2564  |
Viggo didn't like Ghorme Sabzi's look either.. But Shahbaz why you say tongue is disgusting?! Tongue stew is one of the most delicious dishes I've ever tried.. Maybe you just have eaten it in Kalle Paache so you didn't like it..
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by Hamird on 14.02.2010 at 11:23 Well... That's because it looked green and gooey... but now that I saw how it's prepared, it actually looks promising... You know mashed lentils also look like a green goo... but it's delicious... I don't eat subproducts... I only eat meat... no fat, no lard, no eyes, tongues, balls, ovaries, glands etc... I can't eat them, they make me throw up even when looking at them... Liver is especially hated by me because it stinks... whenever they offered liver at school canteen, I had to keep out because the smell was overwhelmingly awful... Written by AiwiAstwihad on 14.02.2010 at 08:50 I have three years for completing the program that consists of 180 credits... that means I have to take a minimal amount of 30-35 credits per semester... Since I have to write a dissertation next year, I don't want other things to bother me which means I have to work as hard as possible this semester... One subject gives around 3 or 4 or up to 8 credits... Languages usually give lots of credits... 8 or so... Other subjects usually give you 3 to 5 credits... Also... it does matter where the credits come from... I may have millions of credits for Chinese, computer graphics, Persian or whatever...but they all mean nothing because my main subject is French studies which means that at least 81 credits must come from subjects related to my main field... that's what I am fighting for at the moment... Written by AiwiAstwihad on 14.02.2010 at 08:50 In China you can have ram balls, bull sexual organs and all kinds of animals... China makes some of the world's most delicious foods... such as lamb hot pot... but don't be surprised when you find both very good and grossest possible foods from the menu of the same restaurant... One of the most extreme things I encountered was a sign on the window "Dumplings filled with ovaries and reproductive glands of a crad" No... I swear... I NEVER went to such places and I never tried such things... and never will... Ok... bout good things now... How do you, dudes, prepare your rice? I personally love rice, it's the centre of all food... I have a rice cooker for preparing it which makes preparing rice very easy...
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Hamird on 14.02.2010 at 11:23 I just ate kale pache and liver 1-2 times when i was around 10, since then have never eaten nor came close to them. I actually have NEVER EVER eaten tongue, eye, brain, etc so have no idea how they taste just hate them becasue of what they are!  Written by Ernis on 14.02.2010 at 15:19 No, it ain't gooey at all. I assure you. Written by Ernis on 14.02.2010 at 15:19 Ayyyye, the stink alone is enough to kill your natural appetite. Aside from that, it sometimes is so sickening that i feel i'm about to vomit. Kebab at least smells good and even temptating at times, making me wanna try and start eating meat again.  Written by Ernis on 14.02.2010 at 15:19 180 is too much. In bachelor, i had to pass only 142 credits in 4 years which means an average of 18 credits each semester. I could have finished in 3.5 years instead of 4 but there was no need to rush...There was only 14 credits left for the last semester though. In masters, there's 32 credits making around 9 credits per semester except the last. You seem to have a big variety of subjects to choose from. From language courses to computer...We don't. Written by Ernis on 14.02.2010 at 15:19 Pffffffffffff. Thank god, ours ain't that nauseous. I also hate it when the COMPLETE animal is fried not pieces of meat that looks nothing like a living thing...Lamb, chicken, fish, whatever. It's like picking bits of meat from a live creature while it stares at you with eyes wide open! Written by Ernis on 14.02.2010 at 15:19 When in dorm, i cooked rice 2-3 times and it turned out terrible!
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 14.02.2010 at 18:08 Well... if you have a rice cooker then it shouldn't turn out very awful... Unless you're going for "perfect" rice...
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| Hamird Lieutenant Posts: 2564 |
Written by Ernis on 14.02.2010 at 15:19 Why gooey? We, of course, don't eat gooey things here.. It's very (fucking) delicious, it's my favorite Iranian dish. But it also depends on the way it's cooked.. Some people can cook it well and some can't.. Written by AiwiAstwihad on 14.02.2010 at 18:08 Well, it's very delicious... It's not like Kalle Paache at all. It's cooked with mushroom and anyway it's something delicious..
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by Hamird on 14.02.2010 at 20:31 Can you guess which group I belong to? : ) Well... I hope you can and I hope you can cook it for me one day... You can use whatever meat in it right?
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
The Ultimate King of Retardness, Mahmud, forgot Hillary Clinton's name and called her Mrs. Obama! It could possibly be a pathetic degrading remark but you know, Mahmud's stupidity is beyond imagination so it doubtlessly was a goofy blunt, nothing pre-planned.
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Hamird Lieutenant Posts: 2564 |
Written by Ernis on 14.02.2010 at 20:53 Well I can assure you that non of us are able to cook it well.. Only in the case which you become an expert chief.. But there's no problem since our mothers can do it well.. Also the recipes are different, some use tomato paste in it, which I think make it taste awful.. But anyway, whenever you came here you'll eat the best of it..
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by Hamird on 16.02.2010 at 17:16 Thank you very much...
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| Heretic Posts: 32  |
Hi i'm mojtaba . i'v been visiting website for some time now but i just joined the forum .... and i hate kale pache , cant figure out what's going on in the plate!:dstupid: 
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
I know that snow is beautiful, pure and nice... creates a wonderful atmosphere, especially during the holiday season... Holiday season is gone... It should be spring soon... The snow is still here and it's annoying... it's dirty, it is everywhere as huge brown mountains... yes, the snow is brown, sometimes white with the colours of dog piss and shite... It is causing the roads to be slippery, it forms obstacles causing cars etc to be unable to move, it blocks paths and it makes moving around a nightmare... I also find the cold weather annoying (not that I'm turning into K7)... it is just annoying that when I go out, slimy goo starts dripping from my nose... I have to wipe my nose regularly and then all the goo sticks to my facial hair and then it freezes... it's annoying... I'd gladly dispatch all of it to you because I know you miss it because you haven't had any of this for a long time... Neither have we... it's just that this year this has been lasting annoyingly long...
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| Met@1lurg Posts: 103  |
I know Arian Girl. She is a realy good matalstormer. She very often login to this site. She read good books and nice to talk to.
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Heretic on 20.02.2010 at 22:12  ...And welcome.Written by Met@1lurg on 21.02.2010 at 21:17 What has happend to her profile, i wonder.  Written by Ernis on 21.02.2010 at 21:08 Quote: Only if it was possible... I really miss snowball fights and all the joy a heavy snow would bring.
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 26.02.2010 at 19:35 It's HER?! Written by AiwiAstwihad on 26.02.2010 at 19:35 Well... you won't be lolling in the same situation... Written by AiwiAstwihad on 26.02.2010 at 19:35 Well... here it'd be not pleasant because most snow consists of dog shit and urine and is not white but brown/yellow/white... in some places snow is mixed with vomit/blood/other things... When it melts the streets will look like rivers of shit and piss... usually the cold returns and freezes it making it solid and slippery... until it melts again... Spring in Estonia is a dirty season... I hate it... in May it'll hopefully be over... China is better... although there is usually very little snow, the streets remain VERY CLEAN! Yes, I missed snow in Beijing (although there was little snowfall in March), it was better than what we've been having here now...
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Ernis on 27.02.2010 at 15:31 Yes, it WAS her. Written by Ernis on 27.02.2010 at 15:31 Actually i would. I LOLed because the situation you depicted was sort of a reminiscence of what may happen to myself in freezing temprature...My nose is iced then i don't even feel it, so are my fingers and i can hardly hold the tissue.
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 27.02.2010 at 19:46 Well... I heard that while homosexuals are hung in IRI, then sex changers/transsexuals are completely tolerated... how interesting... Written by AiwiAstwihad on 27.02.2010 at 19:46 No, it hasn't been that freezing here to make me unfeel (what a cool word, btw) my nose... You will feel your nose... but goo starts dripping at some point and then you will have to remove your clothes, get the tissue etc... and then the tissue is already so gooey that the goo drips form it and then you got this goo all over you... My bro and I got rather annoyed and angry because of that snow already... we can't walk... we fall down easily, we can get serious injuries (people slip on the ice and snow or their feet get stuck in it and they fall and then they may break their limbs...)... also we have icicles that are like swords or spears hanging down from rooftops... you have to walk between mountains of dirty muddy snow and then fear the icicles... this month a Finnish tourist lady had an icicle drop on her that broke her neck and sort of scalped her... there was lots of blood as written in the article... she survived (usually people don't if a 1 m long sharp object falls on you from a high point)... another thing is ice blocks which also may fall from rooftops... a local girl lies in the hospital still in coma because a block of ice fell and more or less crushed her head... And the cars... the cars... the car of my bro's dad was so deeply stuck in snow that it took ages to excavate it... What else... when the snow is on the roof and when it gets warmer and wetter it becomes denser and heavier which may result in the roof collapsing... Usually we have had less snow during past years and we've been like you "Oh, we want snow! We want snow!"... well... now we have it... we have so much of it it hurts... Add the fact we're a poor country with limited resources, the snow clean-up is also insufficient for avoiding trouble... Anyway...I feel screwed because I was registered to a subject at school I didn't actually want to choose... I signed up accidentally... well, I wished to go to settle it and asked myself to be removed from the group but sadly enough the secretary of this department is a lady that could easily work as a bassiji volunteer prison guard/torturer/executioner at Evin... after being yelled at, humiliated and told to fuck off I sent a humble letter to the teacher in sincere hope she's a kind, normal and understanding person... if she's not gonna remove me from the list, I'll be getting a 0 mark which will ruin my average result... I bet the secretary would really enjoy it...
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Ernis on 27.02.2010 at 22:02 Uhh, You're right about transexuality being tolerated in general but it ain't the case here...Why change the profile then, i neither know nor care. Written by Ernis on 27.02.2010 at 22:02 I guess the saturated-with-nasal-liquid-tissue would be stoned as hell. Written by Ernis on 27.02.2010 at 22:02 Wow, you know Evin! Though, compared to unknown information ministry cells or being captured by self-willed plaincloths men or basijis, Evin is hevean... Because at least There's a higher chance of being registered so that the detainee's family will know where the hell their loved one is. I'll PM you a link to a relevant video. Written by Ernis on 27.02.2010 at 22:02 I fully understand what you say about rude secretaries. The worst part is that their behaviour can make you confused...Whether to mirror the ignorance and react as aggressive or to collect yourself trying to remain calm and find another way to cope with the problem instead if taking into a stupid fuss with an ill-bred unrefined moron...I prefer the latter. What that subject is? Isn't there any spark of chope that you could possibly pass the final exam? Anyway, i hope your trouble is soon settled bro...
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 28.02.2010 at 17:28 Thanks bro! The subject is programming. I went there twice and I understood NOTHING... plus I have got 11 subjects alltogether... I could never afford a programming course... And no... there is not a single chance I pass the exam since I've never participated in the classes... The secretaries... oh yeh... the paradox is that, for example, the secretary of the languages department is an ANGEL! Other secretaries I've had to deal with have also been relatively normal people... luckily... And yeh... I know bout Evin... it's been used since shah's time... I once saw a book in the store by Marina Nemat who wrote about her experiences there...
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
*knock* *knock* *knock*...Hello?
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 11.03.2010 at 20:00 Yes! I am here... You know I was the other day at a class and the teacher said that in Switzerland women were not allowed to vote until 1971... then I also mentioned that in France only men who had a certain income had the right to vote during elections... only men who were able to PAY a certain sum which was at first quite high but was afterwards reduced... Why can't younger men, women, monks, nuns, soldiers vote? Because they all depend on someone... Why can't poor people vote? Because they depend... they depend on politicians who promise to make the life better... Why can't women vote? Because they depend on their husbands... therefore... only those who are truly rich, beautiful, strong and independent can vote because they don't depend on anyone! Guess what... two students in the class started saying: "You know, it seems a wonderful system! I think we also should have something like that! I think only people whose monthly income is big enough should have the right to vote because when all the poor losers, old people and others who are all so willing to sell their votes for those who promise them food etc then it'd be so nasty!" Neither me or the teacher said anything... the teacher just said: "Yes, I get why they wanted it like that but I don't think if it's a good system..." These students? What the heck... when they said "I think old people, poor people etc should not be allowed to vote." then it's clear enough that they meant:"... because they all vote for the Green (Center) who promises to raise their living standards..." Yeh... mayb give the right of vote only to rich people in the age category 15-35... who are most "independent" in their opinion... mayb Khamenei also discovers that it'd be wonderful to pass a law which gives the right to vote to bassis only... In fact it reminds me the regime in pre-revolution France where rich people and clerics had more rights than the poor and ordinary people... the system where "rich, beautiful and successful" rule over the "poor losers" would, in fact, be the same shit... just under the flag of democracy... I think it's just called human society... it's the same everywhere any time...
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Ernis on 11.03.2010 at 20:30 What happened to your programming course, by the way?
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 11.03.2010 at 20:44 The secretary had deleted me from the list the same day I asked for it... she just yelled me to make me regret : ) My computer teacher informed me that it's all ok...
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Ernis on 11.03.2010 at 20:49 That's great.
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Varegan Hamranakara Posts: 912  |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 11.03.2010 at 20:00 Mina siin its the only Estonian sentence i can say!
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