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The most handsome guy in metal (that you'll never have)



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Posted by BloodTears, 05.04.2011 - 23:38
The thread "The most beautiful girl in metal (besides your girlfriend) gave me an idea. What about us? The ladies' choice.

What are the cutest guys in metal?

Is it the hair? The facial hair? The geeky look? The leather pants?

Personally, I like long hair, I think it's sexy.
03.12.2011 - 22:58
fabregassed
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^ haha i pretty much feel like that :p
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03.12.2011 - 23:28
Void Eater
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*Reads above two comments. Looks at ad*

Oh look, their advertising a website for desperate men seeking attractive single women... This ad system sure knows what is relevant to our userbases interests.
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04.12.2011 - 00:29
Ernis
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Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 23:38

I'm sure you can fantasize about it with some handsome guy in metal.

You are talking to a lady. Not just a lady but one of the most normal members of this site.

You're playing with fire, I'm warning you.
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04.12.2011 - 00:36
Troy Killjoy
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I don't think he's playing with anything. :/ She knows how to handle herself.
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04.12.2011 - 00:41
Angelic Storm
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Written by Ernis on 04.12.2011 at 00:29
You are talking to a lady. Not just a lady but one of the most normal members of this site.

You're playing with fire, I'm warning you.

He is well known by most around here as a troll who enjoys winding people up, especially me. It's my own fault for rising to it, as reacting to him is just giving him what he wants. I'm the idiot...

And thank you for the compliment, it's a very lovely thing to say and I appreciate it.
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04.12.2011 - 00:44
Ernis
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Written by Angelic Storm on 04.12.2011 at 00:41

And thank you for the compliment, it's a very lovely thing to say and I appreciate it.

You're welcome. It's not that much being unmannerly with me but with others that makes me cross.
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04.12.2011 - 01:01
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Ernis on 04.12.2011 at 00:44
You're welcome. It's not that much being unmannerly with me but with others that makes me cross.

Well, it seems that lack of manners appears to be par for the course these days, and trolling unfortunately seems to have been accepted as just part and parcel of online ettiquete. Especially on messageboards. I guess all you can do, is ignore it, although it can be really difficult to do that sometimes. If more people were like you, the online experience would be a lot more enjoyable... Seems that being a gentleman these days is seen as being unfashionable or something though, sadly.
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04.12.2011 - 01:08
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Angelic Storm on 04.12.2011 at 01:01


Well, it seems that lack of manners appears to be par for the course these days, and trolling unfortunately seems to have been accepted as just part and parcel of online ettiquete. Especially on messageboards. I guess all you can do, is ignore it, although it can be really difficult to do that sometimes. If more people were like you, the online experience would be a lot more enjoyable... Seems that being a gentleman these days is seen as being unfashionable or something though, sadly.

Classic internet persona. You can bet your kidneys that in real life Vezzy is timid, socially inept and thoroughly unremarkable as a human being. Not saying that to be nasty but the profile fits.
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04.12.2011 - 01:08
Troy Killjoy
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All right guys I know it's not like Vezzy was on topic to begin with, but let's keep this thread about the most handsome guy in metal.

And that guy is me. So post your runners up.
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04.12.2011 - 01:11
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 04.12.2011 at 01:08

All right guys I know it's not like Vezzy was on topic to begin with, but let's keep this thread about the most handsome guy in metal.

And that guy is me. So post your runners up.

I think in that universe this lovely gentleman procures second place



Huh. And he is metal so shhh
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04.12.2011 - 01:15
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Troy Killjoy on 04.12.2011 at 01:08

All right guys I know it's not like Vezzy was on topic to begin with, but let's keep this thread about the most handsome guy in metal.

And that guy is me. So post your runners up.

@JOE: Yep, that probably just about sums it up...

The thread had been derailed long before Vezzy started his nonsense, which is probably it was allowed to escalate the way it did. The off topic nonsense should have been dealt with sooner. Talking of which: ^^^
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04.12.2011 - 01:16
Troy Killjoy
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I think Niilo Sevänen from Insomnium gets a vote from me.

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04.12.2011 - 01:27
X-Ray Rod
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Yeah, If I was gay I would hit this mostly because of the kind of girly face on that pic. I'm not even joking here.

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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.12.2011 - 01:28
Troy Killjoy
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Is that Joe?
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04.12.2011 - 01:29
X-Ray Rod
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 04.12.2011 at 01:28

Is that Joe?





PS: 7,8 k now? wtf troy?
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.12.2011 - 01:31
fabregassed
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Wait.... is his hair no longer radioactive?
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04.12.2011 - 01:32
!J.O.O.E.!
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Whoa low blow >.< My hair is blue, that picture is black and white ¬_¬

It's not girly, it's artistically bemused!
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04.12.2011 - 01:32
X-Ray Rod
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Written by [user id=115335] on 04.12.2011 at 01:31

Wait.... is his hair no longer radioactive?

I dunno I just like to look at those eyes
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.12.2011 - 09:51
vezzy
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Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 01:08

Classic internet persona. You can bet your kidneys that in real life Vezzy is timid, socially inept and thoroughly unremarkable as a human being. Not saying that to be nasty but the profile fits.

You hit it spot on, almost. Timidity is debatable though. Unremarkable in the long run, yes, but not the short one. At least I'm not a dumbfuck street kid.

I'd hit those eyes though.
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04.12.2011 - 13:10
X-Ray Rod
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Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 01:32
It's not girly, it's artistically bemused!

Whatever you say puppy eyes, whatever you say
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.12.2011 - 13:14
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.12.2011 at 13:10


Whatever you say puppy eyes, whatever you say

Fine, if you're going to be like that I'll gouge them out and post them to you...
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04.12.2011 - 13:58
Slayer666
Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 01:11

The picture of Troy's look-alike

The only thing metal about him are the fillings in his teeth.
He still manages to look better than the puppy-eyed gentleman a few posts beneath him, though.
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04.12.2011 - 14:02
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Slayer666 on 04.12.2011 at 13:58

He still manages to look better than the puppy-eyed gentleman a few posts beneath him, though.

Even in the deepest, darkest depths of Serbia the reigning and prevailing ideals of conventional beauty still permeate. You ain't kidding no one sugar.
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04.12.2011 - 14:05
Slayer666
Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 14:02

Even in the deepest, darkest depths of Serbia the reigning and prevailing ideals of conventional beauty still permeate. You ain't kidding no one sugar.

I'm just trying to repress my huge boner attraction to you by calling you ugly. Because I know we could never work, but my heart refuses to accept it.
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04.12.2011 - 14:06
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Slayer666 on 04.12.2011 at 14:05



I'm just trying to repress my huge boner attraction to you by calling you ugly. Because I know we could never work, but my heart refuses to accept it.

I'm really not that hot anyway, it's just a flattering photo.
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04.12.2011 - 14:09
Slayer666
Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 14:06

I'm really not that hot anyway, it's just a flattering photo.

On an unrelated note, judging by your profile pics, you seem to be dying your hair so that it fits the shirt you're wearing.
Neat idea, gotta try that once.
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04.12.2011 - 14:14
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Slayer666 on 04.12.2011 at 14:09



On an unrelated note, judging by your profile pics, you seem to be dying your hair so that it fits the shirt you're wearing.
Neat idea, gotta try that once.

I only have 2 red shirts and about 20 black ones. I'd never dye my hair black though, would make me look ill.
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04.12.2011 - 14:23
X-Ray Rod
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Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 14:14
I'd never dye my hair black though, would make me look ill.

I did that once.... I regret it. I don't understand why I thought it was a good idea at the time. I had short hair back then too.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.12.2011 - 14:26
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.12.2011 at 14:23


I did that once.... I regret it. I don't understand why I thought it was a good idea at the time. I had short hair back then too.

I think it's ok if you have a semblance of skin tone, whereas I'm pale as anything so the contrast made me look even more unwell.
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04.12.2011 - 15:27
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 14:26
I think it's ok if you have a semblance of skin tone, whereas I'm pale as anything so the contrast made me look even more unwell.

Hahahahah yeah I get it, in my case I dunno.... I just like my brown hair as it is now, back then it was cooler in terms of colors since the sun made it a bid red at some parts. But now it's just brown.

This was an error (I swear I don't have lipstick)
This was an error

I dig the haircut though, if i go back to short hair I would probably go back to that. I like my hair as it is now, I can just go ponytail and I like it.
DAMN those pics are old... Like 4-5-years old.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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