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This is the single most overwhelmingly cheesy thing in this history of history. But it's Christopher Lee. Ninety years of being the goddamn man. All Hail Saruman, Dracula, and apparently the slayer of the Saxon men.
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Oh God not again
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The video clip is terrible I must say XD he could have just done this instead.
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/2/6/0/7/260763/pics/_c89580_image_0.jpg
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The most epic man alive.
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Some people just don't know when to call it quits.
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This was painful to watch...
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HAHAHA. I remember thinking, when he released his debut, that finally someone has managed to top Arjen Lucassen in pure cheese. Good laughs, though.
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I can smell the mold on the cheese already.
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
~ II. VII
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 11.06.2012 at 14:25
Some people just don't know when to call it quits.
The guy is 90 years old. Just let him have his little fun.
EDIT: Who the fuck is Richie Faulkner...
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Richie Faulkner is K.K. Downing's replacement in Judas Priest. Ugh, I never thought I would type the words "K.K. Downing's Replacement".
Anyway this is cheesy beyond belief. Much respect to Christopher Lee, but I am not going to say this is epic just because it is him, because, well...it's not, lol.
This was indeed painful to watch.
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This really is terrible. Have to agree with Psychorager, refuse to call this epic just cuz it's Christopher Lee. The man is a very epic actor but this is abysmal, not only a pain to watch but a pain to listen to as well...
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Written by R'Vannith on 11.06.2012 at 13:44
Oh God not again 
No fair i was going to say that too...
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...still better than Lulu
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 11.06.2012 at 14:25
Some people just don't know when to call it quits.
Yeah, agree with the other dude... this was hilarious. At 90 I would also like to do stupid shit like that for the giggles.
Also, the song gets like... 1000x better if you hear "I spill the bloody of the SEXY MEN!". Man, the choir (if we can call it that) was awesome, even a chair shows more expression in its flat face.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
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It is 'SIR' Christopher Lee everybody!
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I think that he still deserves his time in the sun. Tolkien actually promised him that he would be able to play Gandalf if there was ever a movie made based on the Lord of the Rings.
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Volunteer to fight the Soviets in the Finnish Winter War, intelligence officer in the Royal Air Force during World War II, James Bond villain, Lord of the Rings villain, Star Wars villain, symphonic metal vocalist, and he's 90 years old. So much WIN in one man.
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Well, my only optimism for the new album is it surely can't be as bad as "The Sword And The Cross" which was quite abysmal, I have to say. I love Christopher Lee, and he is a legend, but even that fact couldn't save that terrible album.  Here's hoping that "The Omens Of Death" will be a bit better!
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Written by Angelic Storm on 12.06.2012 at 10:54
Well, my only optimism for the new album is it surely can't be as bad as "The Sword And The Cross" which was quite abysmal, I have to say. I love Christopher Lee, and he is a legend, but even that fact couldn't save that terrible album.
Yeah, it was unbelievably boring.
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They shake your hand and they smile and they buy you a drink
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But everybody's only looking out for themselves
And you say who can you trust I'll tell you nobody
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Written by RavenKing on 13.06.2012 at 01:12 Yeah, it was unbelievably boring.
Yep, and there was also hardly any metal on the album at all. Which was weird when the album was talked up as Christopher Lee "doing metal"...
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Props to him for trying but I'm not expecting a masterpiece or even something average.
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Written by Angelic Storm on 13.06.2012 at 09:18 Which was weird when the album was talked up as Christopher Lee "doing metal"...
It was more like Christopher Lee doing "Christopher Lee metal".
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Let's see how many other 90 year olds do something vaguely tied to modern tastes.
while it's not good, i'll give the dude credit for the try.
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Ok, this was quite painful to watch, the only thing I can compare this video is another video, like anything that Rhapsody did on their early years, damn, I love Sir Christopher Lee's job as an actor but this, this goes beyond my tastes, I'm surprised I resisted the whole 5 minutes of the video.
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Showed this to my (ever-so-slightly-metal-liking) housemate, 'I shed the blood of the saxon men' had already become a line sufficient to set off instant laughter. This video is up there with The Room for funniest so-bad-it's-good video I've seen, it's hilarious. Go Christopher Lee!
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Lol.
Lol.
Lol.
Lol.
He's still a badass. But damn. Lol.
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The man is 90 years old and he probably has all the chronic diseases of our world. Even if it's cheesy, this man deserves respect.
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