How To Calm A Baby - Black Metal Is The Solution

More like:how to make a baby feel depressed.

That kid has a great father.

Written by vezzy on 20.11.2011 at 21:58
That kid has a great father.

No, a great father would have played something from Dark Medieval Times.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.11.2011 at 22:45

No, a great father would have played something from Dark Medieval Times.

Touché.

Then again, a great father would probably skip Satyricon entirely and play Taake.

Written by vezzy on 20.11.2011 at 23:04
Then again, a great father would probably skip Satyricon entirely and play Taake.

And Touché to you too.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.11.2011 at 22:45

Written by vezzy on 20.11.2011 at 21:58
That kid has a great father.

No, a great father would have played something from Dark Medieval Times.

Meh, I like their latest stuff.

Even that baby is like: "Damn, Satyricon sucks huge donkey dick after Vulcano"...
You can tell by the face that's what it's thinking.

I wanna same daddy

It says that Satyricon is a vacuum.

Which says that Satyricon suck?

Precisely.

Reminds me of my dog:

He fell asleep with me playing Aenaon - Cendres et Sang

Written by Ag Fox on 22.11.2011 at 05:07

Reminds me of my dog:

He fell asleep with me playing Aenaon - Cendres et Sang

I fell asleep listening to that and esoteric's latest.. hmmm

I'm reminded of the movie Shoot 'Em Up, when Clive Owen discovers the baby stops crying when listening to Metal (Specifically Strapping Young Lad)

Well, at 0.46 and from 1.26 to 1.28 he is really pissed off!!

Especially at 0.46!!

Ha! Love this video. It's kind of my ideal family life

Written by Ag Fox on 22.11.2011 at 05:07

Reminds me of my dog:

He fell asleep with me playing Aenaon - Cendres et Sang

buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Written by Irritable Ted on 21.11.2011 at 22:14

Babies like the sound of the vacuum cleaner as it mimics the sounds of the womb

so people should play Portal to them?

Written by theFIST on 02.01.2012 at 18:37

so people should play Portal to them?

If a record label CEO somewhere reads this, you could get lots of $$$.

Written by vezzy on 03.01.2012 at 14:35

Written by theFIST on 02.01.2012 at 18:37

so people should play Portal to them?

If a record label CEO somewhere reads this, you could get lots of $$$.

no, the band members of Portal could

I wish i had such an education