How To Calm A Baby - Black Metal Is The Solution

Posted by:	AndMetalForAll
Date:	18.11.2011

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Growing Posts: 90	Permalink 20.11.2011 - 21:42 Growing Posts: 90 More like:how to make a baby feel depressed. Loading...
vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493	Permalink 20.11.2011 - 21:58 vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 That kid has a great father. ---- Licensed under the GPLv3. Relinquish proprietary software for a greater GNU/America. Loading...
Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306	Permalink 20.11.2011 - 22:45 Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306 Written by vezzy on 20.11.2011 at 21:58 That kid has a great father. No, a great father would have played something from Dark Medieval Times. ---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something." Loading...
vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493	Permalink 20.11.2011 - 23:04 vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.11.2011 at 22:45 No, a great father would have played something from Dark Medieval Times. Touché. Then again, a great father would probably skip Satyricon entirely and play Taake. ---- Licensed under the GPLv3. Relinquish proprietary software for a greater GNU/America. Loading...
Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306	Permalink 20.11.2011 - 23:18 Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306 Written by vezzy on 20.11.2011 at 23:04 Then again, a great father would probably skip Satyricon entirely and play Taake. And Touché to you too. ---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something." Loading...
X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18374	Permalink 20.11.2011 - 23:44 X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18374 Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.11.2011 at 22:45 Written by vezzy on 20.11.2011 at 21:58 That kid has a great father. No, a great father would have played something from Dark Medieval Times. Meh, I like their latest stuff. ---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you. Loading...
Slayer666 Posts: 2466	Permalink 21.11.2011 - 01:29 Slayer666 Posts: 2466 Even that baby is like: "Damn, Satyricon sucks huge donkey dick after Vulcano"... You can tell by the face that's what it's thinking. Loading...
Roro Posts: 943	Permalink 21.11.2011 - 01:55 Roro Posts: 943 I wanna same daddy Loading...
Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306	Permalink 21.11.2011 - 22:16 Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306 It says that Satyricon is a vacuum. ---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something." Loading...
Timmeh Dudeman Posts: 344	Permalink 22.11.2011 - 04:32 Timmeh Dudeman Posts: 344 Which says that Satyricon suck? Loading...
Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306	Permalink 22.11.2011 - 04:43 Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306 Precisely. ---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something." Loading...
Ag Fox Angel No More Elite Posts: 4774	Permalink 22.11.2011 - 05:07 Ag Fox Angel No More Elite Posts: 4774 Reminds me of my dog: He fell asleep with me playing Aenaon - Cendres et Sang ---- loves 小巫 Loading...
Fredd Account deleted	Permalink 22.11.2011 - 20:31 Fredd Account deleted Written by Ag Fox on 22.11.2011 at 05:07 Reminds me of my dog: He fell asleep with me playing Aenaon - Cendres et Sang I fell asleep listening to that and esoteric's latest.. hmmm Loading...
Lit. Account deleted	Permalink 23.11.2011 - 05:25 Lit. Account deleted I'm reminded of the movie Shoot 'Em Up, when Clive Owen discovers the baby stops crying when listening to Metal (Specifically Strapping Young Lad) Loading...
Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena Posts: 7557	Permalink 23.11.2011 - 15:08 Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena Posts: 7557 Well, at 0.46 and from 1.26 to 1.28 he is really pissed off!! Especially at 0.46!! ---- Cynic's Metal On Spotify Cynic's Stoner/Sludge/Doom On Spotify Loading...
Susan Smeghead Elite Posts: 6941	Permalink 27.11.2011 - 17:28 Susan Smeghead Elite Posts: 6941 Ha! Love this video. It's kind of my ideal family life ---- "A life all mine Is what I choose At the end of my days" --The Gathering "A Life All Mine" from Souvenirs Loading...
Boxcar Willy yr a kook Posts: 9155	Permalink 01.01.2012 - 21:57 Boxcar Willy yr a kook Posts: 9155 Written by Ag Fox on 22.11.2011 at 05:07 Reminds me of my dog: He fell asleep with me playing Aenaon - Cendres et Sang buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ---- 14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse I do your mum *DESTROY DRUM TRIGGERS* Loading...
theFIST Posts: 1074	Permalink 02.01.2012 - 18:37 theFIST Posts: 1074 Written by Irritable Ted on 21.11.2011 at 22:14 Babies like the sound of the vacuum cleaner as it mimics the sounds of the womb so people should play Portal to them? ---- http://metalstormmusicianscorner.bandcamp.com Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39 Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol: Loading...
vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493	Permalink 03.01.2012 - 14:35 vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 Written by theFIST on 02.01.2012 at 18:37 so people should play Portal to them? If a record label CEO somewhere reads this, you could get lots of $$$. ---- Licensed under the GPLv3. Relinquish proprietary software for a greater GNU/America. Loading...
theFIST Posts: 1074	Permalink 03.01.2012 - 15:21 theFIST Posts: 1074 Written by vezzy on 03.01.2012 at 14:35 Written by theFIST on 02.01.2012 at 18:37 so people should play Portal to them? If a record label CEO somewhere reads this, you could get lots of $$$. no, the band members of Portal could ---- http://metalstormmusicianscorner.bandcamp.com Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39 Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol: Loading...
VaronoZz Vampbaron Posts: 707	Permalink 11.01.2012 - 16:50 VaronoZz Vampbaron Posts: 707 I wish i had such an education ---- give praise for the blood it bled, grant a rose for the dead... Loading...