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Kubla Khan - Six Sex Six review



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Band: Kubla Khan
Album: Six Sex Six
Style: Death metal, Thrash metal
Release date: May 2008
A review by: Thryce


01. Agrodeath
02. Black Soul
03. Storm From The Past
04. Six Sex Six
05. You Make Me Sick
06. Trip To Hell
07. Douchebag
08. Fade Away

Thrash/Death metal
Recorded: Home Studio, Spain 2006-2007
Unsigned/Self-released
Total Running Time: 30:25


Six Sex Six. Clever huh. How come nobody else ever thought of such richness? But this band is just getting started; also the lyrics are pure gold.

This is Kubla Khan. Shout and turn it inside out.
This is agrodeath. Fuck the discipline, motherfuckers.


Okay I lied; that was going nowhere. As (most of) the song titles were already hinting, the lyrics are as philosophically inspiring as getting a fish hook in the eye. I know we all can't be as poetically gifted as Shakespeare, but there are limits to what a human being can endure. "My shit is real, ready to fuck your deal", well, two can play at that game, cabrones.

Fortunately a tad more effort has been put in the songwriting department. Heck, for a split-second it even looked like these guys were trying to sound somewhat different than the rest. Sadly that perception quickly faded. A mere couple of unconventional Middle-Eastern touches in the opening track, and some primitive death elements in the rest, all blended together in an otherwise conventional but most of all unrefined mid-paced thrash climate. But that's about it. The album has its moments, but for the big part this is just the typical "here's my middle finger to society" type of record; a generic no-brainer. I was also going to make a reference to Satan's genitalia as to how raw and primal this music sounds. But after the "Satan is your only god" long-drawn-out growl in the title track, I think poor old Satam has already endured enough for one day.

I will show some respect to the fact that Kubla Khan are well-meaning and follow their metal heart and strong gut feeling in what they bring. Though, I simply can't imagine the band reeling in any big fishes with this undertaking. Getting your mug shot on the cover of some fancy metal magazine is flat out bitchin' and all. But it's just not gonna happen for these putas.

Written by Thryce | 16.01.2010




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16.01.2010 - 03:44
the stranger
"I think poor old Satam has already endured enough for one day." You see the spelling mistake, don't you?
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16.01.2010 - 10:26
Thryce
Retired Staff
Elite
Written by the stranger on 16.01.2010 at 03:44

"I think poor old Satam has already endured enough for one day." You see the spelling mistake, don't you?

You're right. Must have missed the other two Satans I misspelled.

It's kind of a running joke after the site's little black metal escapade back in the day.
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Your favorite band sucks.
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16.01.2010 - 14:07
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
He's right though, the new in-thing is to spell Satan as S8N.


Only internet language is real.
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SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what?

"The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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16.01.2010 - 19:07
the stranger
I forgot to say that the review is really good.
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18.01.2010 - 00:51
Ragana
Rawrcat
Kubla Khan sounds like Ku Klux Klan for me.

Quote:
[..] the lyrics are as philosophically inspiring as getting a fish hook in the eye.

Classy. XD

Quote:
"This is agrodeath. Fuck the discipline, motherfuckers."

Yesss, fuck it!
I like that.
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18.01.2010 - 06:30
the stranger
I think Kubla Kahn sounds more like Kublai Kahn, emperor of the mongols.
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18.01.2010 - 22:24
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by the stranger on 18.01.2010 at 06:30

I think Kubla Kahn sounds more like Kublai Kahn, emperor of the mongols.

Apparently, nobody has introduced me with him.
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18.01.2010 - 23:48
Insineratehymn
Account deleted
Why must these douchebags desecrate the memory of Kublai Khan with their shitty music?
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19.01.2010 - 00:08
Uirapuru
Liver Failure
Always wasting awesome names in the worst bands
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19.01.2010 - 01:20
the stranger
Written by Ragana on 18.01.2010 at 22:24

Written by the stranger on 18.01.2010 at 06:30

I think Kubla Kahn sounds more like Kublai Kahn, emperor of the mongols.

Apparently, nobody has introduced me with him.

I only know him because of Civilization IV.
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19.01.2010 - 04:01
Raiden
Down Under Staff
Elite
Didn't Brian Boitano beat up Kublai Khan at some stage?
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"Scream for me Melbourne!!!!"
- Bruce Dickinson

"I don't see any god up here"
- Yuri Gagarin (while in orbit, 1961)
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19.01.2010 - 04:45
Uirapuru
Liver Failure
Written by Raiden on 19.01.2010 at 04:01

Didn't Brian Boitano beat up Kublai Khan at some stage?

Yeah! When he was building the Pyramids.
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member of the true crusade against old school heavy metal, early 80s thrash, NWOBHM, traditional doom, first and second wave black metal, old school death metal, US power metal, 70s prog rock and atmospheric doomsludgestoner. o/
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19.01.2010 - 12:47
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Written by Ragana on 18.01.2010 at 22:24

Written by the stranger on 18.01.2010 at 06:30

I think Kubla Kahn sounds more like Kublai Kahn, emperor of the mongols.

Apparently, nobody has introduced me with him.

thats but a shame, my lady now tell me you never have heard about Marco Polo...
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My rest seems now calm and deep
Finally I got my dead man sleep


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20.01.2010 - 00:19
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by Ellrohir on 19.01.2010 at 12:47

Written by Ragana on 18.01.2010 at 22:24

Written by the stranger on 18.01.2010 at 06:30

I think Kubla Kahn sounds more like Kublai Kahn, emperor of the mongols.

Apparently, nobody has introduced me with him.

thats but a shame, my lady now tell me you never have heard about Marco Polo...

I've heard, yes, but I suppose my history teacher doesn't think he hasn't done anything so special that we should talk more about him or this mystic Kublai Kahn... Maybe I've missed the name of this Mongolian, I'm not that interested in the history of Eastern Asia (therefore I don't pay much attention to what the teacher is saying).
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20.01.2010 - 08:54
Daggon
Underpaid M.D.
"two can play at that game, cabrones."

Just for this you are now my new favorite MS reviewer hahaha.
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04.02.2010 - 12:10
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Staff
This is such a good review.
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"I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck."
- George Carlin
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