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Guest review by
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Lets face it, yet another one of Cradle of Filth's great releases before they completely shit all over what they worked to build up over a decade. Sad, isn't it? Well, whats said is the alternative title for this EP, " Dark Faerytales in Phallustein ", which has the root word Phallus in it, which all of you immature kids out there, roughly the same mental and emotional age category I fit into as well giggle at that title, mostly because it refers to penis, dick, cock, or whatever you want to call the male genitals. So, lets move on, to the impish frontman and his marry band of great musicians, except for the fat one, Sarah.
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It's amazing the review here, of the (imo best) EP ever and without any doubt one of the masterpieces of metal! Just some titles of other reviewers, more suited to the job...
A Magnum Opus... - 100%
A malevolent and unholy pleasure to behold - 90%
Quite Simply, A Msterpiece - 99%
A Quantum Leap Beyond - 95%
A little big masterpiece - 95%
A Masterpiece - 95%
source - http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=66
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Two astounding songs on here in the form of 'Queen of Winter, Throned' and 'The Rape and ruin of angels (Hosannas in Excelsis)', unfortunately slightly ruined by the boring symphonic instrumental 'She mourns a lengthening shadow'. That said, it is opened excellently enough with the upbeat 'Ebony dressed for sunset'.
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Written by Vonpire on 05.01.2011 at 21:59
It's amazing the review here, of the (imo best) EP ever and without any doubt one of the masterpieces of metal! Just some titles of other reviewers, more suited to the job...
A Magnum Opus... - 100%
A malevolent and unholy pleasure to behold - 90%
Quite Simply, A Msterpiece - 99%
A Quantum Leap Beyond - 95%
A little big masterpiece - 95%
A Masterpiece - 95%
source - http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=66
No more comments needed, right?
except for the fact that 90% of reviews on MA are from either Fanboy's (see above) or haters, and most of them aren't credible at all.
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Written by BoxCar Willy on 03.07.2012 at 03:32
except for the fact that 90% of reviews on MA are from either Fanboy's (see above) or haters, and most of them aren't credible at all.
You're playing with fire here, dude. Take it from me - avoid quoting that guy in gothic metal-related threads. It isn't worth the headache.
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.07.2012 at 06:53
Written by BoxCar Willy on 03.07.2012 at 03:32
except for the fact that 90% of reviews on MA are from either Fanboy's (see above) or haters, and most of them aren't credible at all.
You're playing with fire here, dude. Take it from me - avoid quoting that guy in gothic metal-related threads. It isn't worth the headache.
Uh-oh, isn't this the strangely close to Ponderer guy?
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Yep, definitely it isn't worth to discuss with kids. Metal Archives reviews are more credible than those around here, that's 100% sure. As for the fanboys, what more to say. You guys ate that bull**** at breakfast and regurgitate that every time, it's pathetic.
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The butthurt is strong with this one ^
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The same can't be said about this one dick ^
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A dick, yes, but I'm not butthurt about anything. I don't keep coming back and laboring the same points over and over again because I can't get past differences of opinion. You are butthurt personified 
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Take this argument someplace that isn't a comment section of my favorite band's release, you bunch of dicks.
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Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 09.07.2012 at 15:52
A dick, yes, but I'm not butthurt about anything. I don't keep coming back and laboring the same points over and over again because I can't get past differences of opinion. You are butthurt personified
He's a 33 year old punctured sloth who is blindfolded or blindfucked Cof fanboy who can't take a single thing against the filthy musicians. And You know very well how to avoid Prolapsed Rectum bitch.
Honestly, if he loves Cradle of Filth, its great. Who we are to crush his balls from the sledgehammer. #Avoidtheshit
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Amazing the stupidity.  
diarrhea level
lifeless beings around
Clowns
comment on the comments of others
in reality
bunch of frustrated suckers
for a measly moments
being special , different
nothing more than
shit droughts
bit of attention.
Too bad
not again.
bye
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What? Anyways, awesome EP, maybe the best one out there? Listened to "Queen of Winter, Throned" yesterday, had forgotten just how incredible that song is.
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Written by Vonpire on 09.07.2012 at 18:20
Amazing the stupidity.
Yeah, yours it's indeed mindblowing! 
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Written by Vonpire on 09.07.2012 at 18:20
bye
We'll miss you bro.
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