Tankard - A Girl Called Cerveza


7.3 | 65 votes |
Release date: 27 July 2012
Style: Thrash metal

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01. Running On Fumes
02. A Girl Called Cerveza
03. Witchhunt 2.0
04. Masters Of Farces
05. The Metal Lady Boy [feat. Doro Pesch]
06. Not One Day Dead (But One Day Mad)
07. Son Of A Fridge
08. Fandom At Random
09. Metal Magnolia
10. Rapid Fire (A Tyrant's Elegy)

Guest review by
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Rating:
7.6
Tankard returns after two years since their previous release. This 2012 album is entitled A Girl Called Cerveza, and it comes as a big improvement compared with Vol(l)ume 14. In my opinion it can very well be compared with their 2008 album Thirst. The group is commonly named as the AC/DC of thrash metal, because their music is always the same. Today they maintain the same level of entertainment in their music as they did thirty years ago.

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published 14.12.2012 | Comments (1)

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27.07.2012 - 22:13
Rating: 10
btbamfan20
Best release to date! Fuckin awesome!!!
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28.07.2012 - 18:54
Rating: 4
Rulatore
Seriously ? Can't get into this band, sounds below average and isn't funny
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29.07.2012 - 04:32
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Rulatore on 28.07.2012 at 18:54
Seriously ? Can't get into this band, sounds below average and isn't funny

Amen.
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01.08.2012 - 22:56
Rating: 9
JÄY
Metal slave
I can definitely see why poeple dont like this band.....but if you like simple, but well writen, melodic thrash with German choruses... its a winner.
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06.08.2012 - 03:01
Guib
Thrash Talker
Written by Troy Killjoy on 29.07.2012 at 04:32



QUOTE JÄY: I can definitely see why poeple dont like this band.....but if you like simple, but well writen, melodic thrash with German choruses... its a winner.
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Amen

(suck it troy)
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06.08.2012 - 04:22
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Guib on 06.08.2012 at 03:01
(suck it troy)

Eh, if you like simplistic banality then be my guest. It's not really surprising coming from someone who so passionately defends the revivalist movement.
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06.08.2012 - 04:44
Rating: 9
JÄY
Metal slave
Written by Troy Killjoy on 06.08.2012 at 04:22

Written by Guib on 06.08.2012 at 03:01
(suck it troy)

Eh, if you like simplistic banality then be my guest. It's not really surprising coming from someone who so passionately defends the revivalist movement.

Let's settle this....
Troy is not really a thrash fan....
Awaiting quip, T-dog.
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06.08.2012 - 04:55
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by JÄY on 06.08.2012 at 04:44
Awaiting quip, T-dog.

No quip, but a simple rebuttal.

Some thrash bands Troy likes:

Slayer, Sodom, Kreator, Testament, Overkill, Coroner, Destruction - to name some of the bigger, more well-known outfits.
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08.08.2012 - 00:41
Guib
Thrash Talker
Written by Troy Killjoy on 06.08.2012 at 04:22

Written by Guib on 06.08.2012 at 03:01
(suck it troy)

Eh, if you like simplistic banality then be my guest. It's not really surprising coming from someone who so passionately defends the revivalist movement.


Well my friend, Im a PROUD defender of the revivalist movement, they play well... they thrash well... and they give joy to my ears.
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08.08.2012 - 00:44
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Tankard were already old with their thrid album and this one is no different, pass, once again
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08.08.2012 - 04:23
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
I don't understand how anyone can give a 2000+ thrash album a ten. I mean, I'm not the biggest thrash fan, but come on...
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08.08.2012 - 09:16
Rating: 9
JÄY
Metal slave
Written by Boxcar Willy on 08.08.2012 at 04:23

I don't understand how anyone can give a 2000+ thrash album a ten. I mean, I'm not the biggest thrash fan, but come on...

cool elitist talk, bro
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08.08.2012 - 16:26
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by JÄY on 08.08.2012 at 09:16

Written by Boxcar Willy on 08.08.2012 at 04:23

I don't understand how anyone can give a 2000+ thrash album a ten. I mean, I'm not the biggest thrash fan, but come on...

cool elitist talk, bro



How is that elitest? I mean, sure this album could be a thrashing good time (I haven't heard it yet) but there's no way in hell it's a ten.
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08.08.2012 - 16:45
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Boxcar Willy on 08.08.2012 at 16:26
How is that elitest?

Because you just said no thrash album from the year 2000 on deserves a 10. I'm not saying this album deserves a 10, or that I believe any thrash album after like 1992 deserves a 10, but not being able to see that others have different tastes than you is kind of elitist.
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08.08.2012 - 16:50
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Troy Killjoy on 08.08.2012 at 16:45

Written by Boxcar Willy on 08.08.2012 at 16:26
How is that elitest?

Because you just said no thrash album from the year 2000 on deserves a 10. I'm not saying this album deserves a 10, or that I believe any thrash album after like 1992 deserves a 10, but not being able to see that others have different tastes than you is kind of elitist.

It could be that I don't really give out tens. I only have 1 album ratedwith a ten at the moment, and that's out of a lot of albums. I know other people have different tastse than me, but I just can't see how a revivalist band, or revivalist album can get a ten, when the same thing they've done, was made thirty years ago. I'm also not saying the revivalist movement sucks either, Warbringer, Vektor, Havok, they're great bands, but at least in my opinion, they will never get a ten. I guess this all just boils down to the different opinions of the music itself, and of the voting system here on MS.
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08.08.2012 - 17:46
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Boxcar Willy on 08.08.2012 at 16:50


It could be that I don't really give out tens. I only have 1 album ratedwith a ten at the moment, and that's out of a lot of albums.


250+ a lot?


Btw I have 5 albums rated with 10 out of the 2343 votes I have cast. But taking into account ALL the albums I have heard (which is easily over 10,000) It would still only be those 5. And one of those five is even a re-release and only got a 10 because of all the extras that were included. The original version of that album got a 9 btw.


But I also see your comment as elitist, espcially since you haven't heard the album at all.
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08.08.2012 - 17:50
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.08.2012 at 17:46

Written by Boxcar Willy on 08.08.2012 at 16:50


It could be that I don't really give out tens. I only have 1 album ratedwith a ten at the moment, and that's out of a lot of albums.


250+ a lot?


Btw I have 5 albums rated with 10 out of the 2343 votes I have cast. But taking into account ALL the albums I have heard (which is easily over 10,000) It would still only be those 5. And one of those five is even a re-release and only got a 10 because of all the extras that were included. The original version of that album got a 9 btw.


But I also see your comment as elitist, espcially since you haven't heard the album at all.

I've heard they're last one, so yeah, I have heard this

But fine... I'll listen to it >:{
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08.08.2012 - 18:24
Angelic Storm
Melodious
For me personally, I would agree that no thrash album released since the genre's resurgance is a 10. The best thrash album of the modern era is Exodus' "Tempo Of The Damned", and I rate that one a 9 (if "Throwing Down" wasn't on the album, and another song of the quality of the rest of the album was in it's place, then it'd be a 10). Sodom's latest is another one I'd give a 9 rating too, and certainly no revivalist thrash band has came anywhere near recording an album up there with the early 80's-early 90's thrash classics.
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24.08.2012 - 02:19
Rating: 8
AndMetalForAll
kual21
I believe this album is way better than the previous one, I really fancy Thirst released in 2008 (that i think it's their best album since The Morning After), but still this can be a great improvement compared with Vol(l)ume 14..

Highligths: Witchhunt 2.0, Not One Day Dead (But One Day Mad), Son Of A Fridge, Rapid Fire (A Tyrant's Elegy).
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24.08.2012 - 11:32
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
I rated it 8 in my review...with no knowledge about this band and barely any about thrash metal genre but its simply nice
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12.09.2012 - 00:37
Angry Chair
Can everyone let the past go for a moment and actually judge the album for what it is.
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12.09.2012 - 00:41
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Angry Chair on 12.09.2012 at 00:37

Can everyone let the past go for a moment and actually judge the album for what it is.


soimple... not good. even in the past they weren't good.
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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12.09.2012 - 01:02
BlueMobius
Account deleted
That ugly piece of album art alone, not to mention album title, is keeping me away from this album.
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12.09.2012 - 19:51
Angry Chair
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.09.2012 at 00:41

Written by Angry Chair on 12.09.2012 at 00:37

Can everyone let the past go for a moment and actually judge the album for what it is.


soimple... not good. even in the past they weren't good.


OK, I have never heard their music so I wasn't defending them I was just curious about this album and not there old stuff.

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"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
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12.09.2012 - 20:12
Baz Anderson
The title track is really catchy!
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