04:42 - deadone We all do (the girls use strapons). However most people are scared to tell you because they don't want to admit they're wankers.
04:40 - Fearmeister damn, I'm flattered. We need more people on MS jerking off to me
04:37 - deadone Everything Fearmeister says is absolutely true. I'm jerking off right now - proof men can multitask.
04:15 - Fearmeister Australia is called the land down under because everyone just masturbates all the time. This is because due to the remoteness and lack of people, that is the only recreational occupation they have
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