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Posted by Valentin B, 14.10.2008 - 19:53
new topic about sex, discuss techniques, frustrations, fetishes etc. here. remember not to be too childish and not to be too goddamn serious either, friendly jokes are welcome here.
20.12.2011 - 23:13
Troy Killjoy
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I didn't mean to imply sex was the most important thing in life, I just meant IRL sex > virtual sex.
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21.12.2011 - 00:51
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Tage Westerlund
Written by vezzy on 20.12.2011 at 22:16

Hey, since you guys are experts, when's the optimal age to lose it?


defenetly not 13 , I dunno guy 16/17 - 21 , but after 21 even 21 can be late , modern sex possessed world wkere idols are big boobs and blow the load wont understand and it can be more menthaly harder whit wrong girl loose it leither on, so do it faster

EDDIT: I losty mine at 16 , but there is no regrets,m maybe I could wate lil longer, but doesnt metter now anyway
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21.12.2011 - 06:00
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Lost it at 14, kinda regret it -.-
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21.12.2011 - 14:19
vezzy
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Written by Milena on 20.12.2011 at 23:05
Well that's pretty much the day the human race will cease to exist too


I doubt 7 billion people will evaporate in one day.

It'd take at least a week to get all the nukes, projects, plot ready and stuff.

also lol@poster above me
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21.12.2011 - 14:52
Milena
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Written by vezzy on 21.12.2011 at 14:19

Written by Milena on 20.12.2011 at 23:05
Well that's pretty much the day the human race will cease to exist too


I doubt 7 billion people will evaporate in one day.


Don't take it literally dude

And why lol? It's serious fuckin' business. I know a girl which lost it at fourteen with a boy of fifteen. They didn't have a really good relationship and broke up a year later, and now she's a fifteen year old with a lot of experience but experience of the wrong kind. Taken how society ostracizes girls who lose it at a young age, I have no idea what will she tell her future boyfriends.
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21.12.2011 - 14:53
vezzy
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Written by Milena on 21.12.2011 at 14:52

Don't take it literally dude


Yeah, I know, I was just fucking around.
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21.12.2011 - 16:37
Genghis Kal
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Written by vezzy on 20.12.2011 at 22:16

Hey, since you guys are experts, when's the optimal age to lose it?


I remember when I was at school and thought me and all my schoolmates were kind of grown up and I would have loved to lose my virginity at that age... at the time. I look back now at people of that age and they really do still look like kids. It seems a bit sick to be having sexual relationships that young. I'd say 18 or later is best. I think there's a big difference mentally and physically between early teens and late teens.

That's just my opinion though, and I know plenty of people who lost it at about 14. Fuck away!
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21.12.2011 - 17:03
vezzy
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Written by Guest on 21.12.2011 at 16:37
That's just my opinion though, and I know plenty of people who lost it at about 14. Fuck away!


Finding the fucktoy is the hard part though.
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21.12.2011 - 21:09
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Tage Westerlund
Written by Milena on 21.12.2011 at 14:52

Written by vezzy on 21.12.2011 at 14:19

Written by Milena on 20.12.2011 at 23:05
Well that's pretty much the day the human race will cease to exist too


I doubt 7 billion people will evaporate in one day.


Don't take it literally dude

And why lol? It's serious fuckin' business. I know a girl which lost it at fourteen with a boy of fifteen. They didn't have a really good relationship and broke up a year later, and now she's a fifteen year old with a lot of experience but experience of the wrong kind. Taken how society ostracizes girls who lose it at a young age, I have no idea what will she tell her future boyfriends.


yes society do it but not all depends of ppl I nevcer have gf realy at that age, simply something close when I did it, in that age its pure cumming nothing more, awesome feeling, only 18- and leither you learn what youyr boddy real can do and feel during sex
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12.03.2012 - 02:02
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Tage Westerlund
Written by Troy Killjoy on 12.03.2012 at 01:58

Written by Bad English on 12.03.2012 at 01:54
what is tugjobs and what kind of weird sex. share whit us :p

A tugjob is basically a "harsh handjob", one that involves slapping, pinching, squeezing, biting, and even punching - this can be aimed at the cock or balls, and sometimes both. Tugjobs differ from handjobs also in that the tugjob continues post-orgasm, sometimes even bringing the "victim" to climax again - usually a two-handed handjob as well.

As for the weird sex... if you really wanted me to get into that, you'd have to quote me in the sex thread because at this point it's just getting off-topic.


here I am
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12.03.2012 - 06:14
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Written by Milena on 21.12.2011 at 14:52

Taken how society ostracizes girls who lose it at a young age, I have no idea what will she tell her future boyfriends.


Yeah, I think it's better to wait. Kids just aren't prepared emotionally at that age. Not to mention financially prepared if a baby happens.
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12.03.2012 - 11:33
vezzy
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Written by Guest on 12.03.2012 at 06:14
Not to mention financially prepared if a baby happens.


...Abort it?
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12.03.2012 - 11:39
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Written by vezzy on 12.03.2012 at 11:33

Written by Guest on 12.03.2012 at 06:14
Not to mention financially prepared if a baby happens.


...Abort it?

There's this thing called contraception, but I'd be surprised if half of people that age actually know to use it properly, instead of just pretending to know EVERYTHING about sex because they're, like, SO COOL, man. They learn about sex from pornographic movies. As I've been informed, there are no condoms nor women taking pills in pornographic movies.
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12.03.2012 - 12:06
vezzy
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Written by Milena on 12.03.2012 at 11:39
There's this thing called contraception, but I'd be surprised if half of people that age actually know to use it properly, instead of just pretending to know EVERYTHING about sex because they're, like, SO COOL, man. They learn about sex from pornographic movies. As I've been informed, there are no condoms nor women taking pills in pornographic movies.


Also they have rather lengthy ejaculations. Porn is definitely not educational material, yeah.
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12.03.2012 - 12:08
Slayer666
Written by Milena on 12.03.2012 at 11:39

As I've been informed, there are no condoms nor women taking pills in pornographic movies.


No pills, but a condom can be seen every once in a while, mostly in low-budget or amateur stuff.
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12.03.2012 - 12:14
Milena
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Written by Slayer666 on 12.03.2012 at 12:08

No pills, but a condom can be seen every once in a while, mostly in low-budget or amateur stuff.

Thank you for the information not to say kids only learn from porn, but mostly they do.
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12.03.2012 - 13:46
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Written by Milena on 12.03.2012 at 12:14
Thank you for the information not to say kids only learn from porn, but mostly they do.

Condoms in porn? You must be watching that shit on cable.

I only raw-dog it.

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12.03.2012 - 13:50
Milena
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 12.03.2012 at 13:46

You must be watching that shit on cable.

Actually, I've never watched porn. Don't see the appeal in it. That's why I've said "as I've been informed"
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12.03.2012 - 13:52
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Milena on 12.03.2012 at 13:50
Actually, I've never watched porn. Don't see the appeal in it. That's why I've said "as I've been informed"

Fair enough. Most big-budget porns (i.e. ones with storylines that play out like a movie) use condoms - especially ones directed and produced by Stormy Daniels and her spouse (who is also a major male lead in over 1000 porn films).
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12.03.2012 - 13:55
Milena
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 12.03.2012 at 13:52

Fair enough. Most big-budget porns (i.e. ones with storylines that play out like a movie) use condoms - especially ones directed and produced by Stormy Daniels and her spouse (who is also a major male lead in over 1000 porn films).

I could think of 1000 puns regarding people married to porn stars, and they all start with "hi honey, how was work?"

I'm gonna end up in someone's siggie again...
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12.03.2012 - 15:06
Cynic Metalhead
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Good God, Troy should have done his PhD in Pornography. He is a tough guy to stop talking about Sex .
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12.03.2012 - 16:06
Spirit Molecule
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Written by Milena on 12.03.2012 at 13:55

I could think of 1000 puns regarding people married to porn stars, and they all start with "hi honey, how was work?"

I'm gonna end up in someone's siggie again...


That does make for quite interesting work conversations

I've had a sorta similar discussion with a friend about this actually.
I wondered what would go through the head of a hooker standing in the window in say amsterdam, just watching random creepy guys walking past, ogling at her.
I mean when I'm at work, I'm saying stuff like "Oh man, I've gotta finish up this spreadsheet by the end of the day, what a load of crap" I wondered if this would be the similar problems faced by them :/

A friend of mine felt that the porn industry was the same, but I beg to differ. With the porn industry, its acting at the end, so its not random sex with a random stranger as well, so even though the job is sorta similar, I still think its quite different.
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12.03.2012 - 20:44
vezzy
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 12.03.2012 at 15:06

Good God, Troy should have done his PhD in Pornography. He is a tough guy to stop talking about Sex .


Yeah, man. The only porn stars I know are BDSM stars like Christina Carter, Ashley Renee, etc.

That guy's a fucking Encyclopedia of Paraphilias.
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12.03.2012 - 21:37
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 12.03.2012 at 13:46

Condoms in porn?


I can't watch porn unless I'm absolutely sure everyone involved is completely safe from unwanted pregnancies and STDs, damn it.
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12.03.2012 - 23:40
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Written by Milena on 12.03.2012 at 11:39

There's this thing called contraception, but I'd be surprised if half of people that age actually know to use it properly, instead of just pretending to know EVERYTHING about sex because they're, like, SO COOL, man. They learn about sex from pornographic movies.


Well, U.S. public schools do have sex education courses that teach about contraceptives, so the youth here that do have sex without protection are just being irresponsible, idiots or both. It's really a shame to be honest, but it's hard to blame to solely blame the kids since entertainment and marketing push sex in the face of kids every day. I guess we just need more kids with a stronger resolve.
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12.03.2012 - 23:58
Troy Killjoy
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Written by vezzy on 12.03.2012 at 20:44
That guy's a fucking Encyclopedia of Paraphilias.

I just happen to... enjoy a lot of different things.
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13.03.2012 - 10:04
Cynic Metalhead
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Written by vezzy on 12.03.2012 at 20:44

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 12.03.2012 at 15:06

Good God, Troy should have done his PhD in Pornography. He is a tough guy to stop talking about Sex .

That guy's a fucking Encyclopedia of Paraphilias.


He is a strong promiscuous dude who created an Encyclopedia of Pornography and Paraphilias.
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16.03.2012 - 04:08
Boxcar Willy
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Written by Guest on 12.03.2012 at 23:40

Written by Milena on 12.03.2012 at 11:39

There's this thing called contraception, but I'd be surprised if half of people that age actually know to use it properly, instead of just pretending to know EVERYTHING about sex because they're, like, SO COOL, man. They learn about sex from pornographic movies.


Well, U.S. public schools do have sex education courses that teach about contraceptives, so the youth here that do have sex without protection are just being irresponsible, idiots or both. It's really a shame to be honest, but it's hard to blame to solely blame the kids since entertainment and marketing push sex in the face of kids every day. I guess we just need more kids with a stronger resolve.

The kids around my school vary, some are really smart about sex, and either abstain or take extreme percaution but then some are total fucktards.

However I have yet to see anyone preggo at school.
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16.03.2012 - 04:12
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.03.2012 at 04:08
However I have yet to see anyone preggo at school.

I'll change that.
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16.03.2012 - 04:14
Boxcar Willy
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.03.2012 at 04:12

Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.03.2012 at 04:08
However I have yet to see anyone preggo at school.

I'll change that.

People here aren't really into to gorefucking
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