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Depression Test



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Posted by Kennoth, 20.04.2010 - 21:15
Inspired by Dante's Inferno Test.....

http://www.depressedtest.com/

My results....

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
24.04.2010 - 14:16
Kennoth
That's true. For example, the question of whether you like or hate winter affects your Seasonal Affective Disorder, which is kinda stupid, you can hate any season for a number of particular reasons.
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08.06.2010 - 22:25
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Staff
Interesting quiz...

Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

It's somewhat accurate to a degree. The results mostly show the extreme sides of it though.
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11.06.2010 - 08:53
I scored very high in cyclothymia. Everything else was very slight or slight. Now to find out what that means...

Yeah, fair enough. Though it seemed to get results from questions that I was half and half about, like excessive confidence. Looking at the tell tale symptoms I would disagree with the diagnosis.

Also I believe that the human brain is far too complex to really understand, and personally I believe that a person cures depression by making a conscious effort to be positive about their life, and taking action and being proactive, rather than taking drugs or paying disturbing amounts of money to psychologists. That's just me.
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13.06.2010 - 09:06
SerratedSyringe
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective: Very Slight

Very interresting. I would have thought seasonal would be higher, but then again I hate the weather here year round...
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13.06.2010 - 10:18
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Although I usually take tests like this with a pinch of salt, Id say these results are accurate. Not that I know what Dysthymia, or Cyclothymia is, I'll need to look that up. lol
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13.06.2010 - 16:04
Kennoth
Maybe if you took it before your cat died, you wouldn't be that depressed?
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13.06.2010 - 18:56
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Kennoth on 13.06.2010 at 16:04

Maybe if you took it before your cat died, you wouldn't be that depressed?


No, Ive always been depressed....
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13.06.2010 - 18:58
Kennoth
That makes two of us then.
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20.06.2010 - 17:32
Vunts
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Heh, decent! Sort of acceptable even.
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20.06.2010 - 20:45
Got Mayhem?
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Sounds about right.
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21.06.2010 - 00:22
Nexus
Asshat
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Excellent-ay!
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30.06.2010 - 00:37
Malevolent-Jim
Amusing test I think.

Major Depression - High/Moderate
Dysthymia - Slight/Moderate
Bipolar Disorder - Slight/Moderate
Cyclothymia - High
Seasonal Affective Disorder - Slight/Moderate

Not entirely sure what to do with the results though..or what to make of them.
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02.07.2010 - 16:06
ForeverDarkWoods
Written by Nexus on 21.06.2010 at 00:22

Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Excellent-ay!

Having a diagnosed mental disorder myself, I don't know why you would call it that.

Here is what I scored:
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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02.07.2010 - 19:17
wildchild
Warchild
Cannot do this right now.

I would break all the records.
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03.07.2010 - 04:26
Nexus
Asshat
Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 02.07.2010 at 16:06

Written by Nexus on 21.06.2010 at 00:22

Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Excellent-ay!

Having a diagnosed mental disorder myself, I don't know why you would call it that.

Here is what I scored:
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A


I'm being sarcastic. It's clearly not something to be content about. But I'm also being light-hearted about it, because I don't recognize the validity of such tests, so there's no point of me taking it to heart.
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03.07.2010 - 04:37
ThisIsNotHere
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Surprisingly accurate.
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03.07.2010 - 04:51
wildchild
Warchild
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I need to take some sun. heh
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03.07.2010 - 05:16
Uirapuru
Liver Failure
Finally made it.. pretty standard...


Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Just a high Cyclothymia... not too bad
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13.07.2010 - 23:43
k1tu
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia:Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

It seems that I'm a happier person than I really think I am...:D
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14.07.2010 - 14:20
vezzy
Stallmanite
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Just about right, except the SAD.
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16.07.2010 - 17:31
Goricyde
Account deleted
Well I'd love to talk and laugh, but I'm just gonna go in to the kitchen, make a sanwitch and cut myself with the knife i use to cut tomatos.
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16.07.2010 - 17:37
Goricyde
Account deleted
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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17.07.2010 - 05:23
ErnilEnNaur
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Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Oh well, nothing unexpected, nothing I didn't know. I'd actually have preferred a schizoid personality test. And by the way, I love winter, it is the only season that I truly adore
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09.08.2010 - 21:31
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Major depression-slight-moderate
dysthymia-slight
bi-polar-very high
cyclothymia-extremely high
S.A.D-very slight
seems right... once i find out what cyclothymia is...
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09.08.2010 - 21:39
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
To answer a big question in this thread - "Cyclothymic Disorder is a chronic bipolar disorder consisting of short periods of mild depression and short periods of hypomania. These symptoms may last a few days to a a number of weeks. The onset is separated by short periods of normal mood. Individuals with cyclothymia are never totally free of symptoms of either depression or hypomania for more than a number of months at a time."
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09.08.2010 - 21:57
Uirapuru
Liver Failure
Written by Boxcar Willy on 09.08.2010 at 21:39

Individuals with cyclothymia are never totally free of symptoms of either depression or hypomania for more than a number of months at a time."


Damn it! =/

Maybe more drugs are the answer...
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09.08.2010 - 22:05
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Uirapuru on 09.08.2010 at 21:57

Written by Boxcar Willy on 09.08.2010 at 21:39

Individuals with cyclothymia are never totally free of symptoms of either depression or hypomania for more than a number of months at a time."


Damn it! =/

Maybe more drugs are the answer...


indeed
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27.08.2010 - 18:37
spiraljoe
Damn

Here Are Your Scores:
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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26.11.2010 - 14:45
Yavanna
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High

Maybe it makes some sense, but thinking well, no, makes no sense at all.
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27.11.2010 - 15:39
Luneth
Account deleted
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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