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What would people be more surprised to know about you? Pt. II



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Posted by Boxcar Willy, 27.01.2012 - 23:38
You know what to do. Tell us your quirks, and oddities.
25.12.2015 - 23:55
nightwica
Written by Bad English on 22.12.2015 at 00:07

I cant pack xmass gifts , it looks ugly and weird, I am not a woman

Well-well, I am a woman and actually 2015 was the first year I properly wrapped my Christmas gifts. It turned out more or less okay, but I had trouble with thick books
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25.12.2015 - 23:59
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by nightwica on 25.12.2015 at 23:55

Written by Bad English on 22.12.2015 at 00:07

I cant pack xmass gifts , it looks ugly and weird, I am not a woman

Well-well, I am a woman and actually 2015 was the first year I properly wrapped my Christmas gifts. It turned out more or less okay, but I had trouble with thick books


well many women do it better, some men, to, I cant do it beautiful, I am good at opening it in violent way
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01.01.2016 - 02:21
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
That I cant sleep if there are ppl at home, I need be last who goes to sleep , more ppl I always stay later, I cant sleep, sounds, voices, most thing what I hate is I am so jeluase if ppl eat , I LOVE FOOD , small paranoia, I be up and go and see what ppl are eating. If its be castle I be alone in 5 rooms and kitchen be locket I might sleep, in such cases I pass out and drink a lot to be able to sleep . otherwise I cant, to sleep I need be alone.
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31.01.2016 - 17:26
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Is it healthy to eat coffee beans on daley bases? I start to do it
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07.05.2016 - 05:00
Kennoth
If it wasn't for music, I'd probably blow my brains out by now.


(And food. And alcohol. And masturbation. And the fact that I don't own a gun)
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09.05.2016 - 00:32
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Kennoth on 07.05.2016 at 05:00

If it wasn't for music, I'd probably blow my brains out by now.


(And food. And alcohol. And masturbation. And the fact that I don't own a gun)


It might be same here
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04.11.2016 - 20:30
Metren
Dreadrealm
Haven't really talked about myself much here, apart from my attempts to become a musician, but maybe people would be surprised to know that I grew up in a religious family and a very religious environment. Have been an agnostic / atheist for years now, though.

Also, I am one of the most opinionated douchebags out there, I just don't let that part of me make an appearance on the interwebs, because the internet is a bad place for discussing serious subjects in my experience. Too often - almost always - we begin to think of our conversation partners or opponents in a discussion / debate as nothing more than a name on the screen that disagrees with our own views. This is absolutely fucking stupid, it shouldn't be like this. When I was younger, 16 or 18 or so, I'd get into arguments all the time and they always ended in a clusterfuck of namecalling and ad hominems. I am ashamed of that and would like to think that I would never sink to that level again.

Also, on a lighter note, I sometimes imagine what my answers might be, if I became famous as a black metal musician and someone on MS would interview me

You know what they say: if people don't laugh at your dreams, then your dreams aren't big enough.
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04.11.2016 - 20:45
no one
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Written by Metren on 04.11.2016 at 20:30

Haven't really talked about myself much here, apart from my attempts to become a musician, but maybe people would be surprised to know that I grew up in a religious family and a very religious environment. Have been an agnostic / atheist for years now, though.

Also, I am one of the most opinionated douchebags out there, I just don't let that part of me make an appearance on the interwebs, because the internet is a bad place for discussing serious subjects in my experience. Too often - almost always - we begin to think of our conversation partners or opponents in a discussion / debate as nothing more than a name on the screen that disagrees with our own views. This is absolutely fucking stupid, it shouldn't be like this. When I was younger, 16 or 18 or so, I'd get into arguments all the time and they always ended in a clusterfuck of namecalling and ad hominems. I am ashamed of that and would like to think that I would never sink to that level again.

Also, on a lighter note, I sometimes imagine what my answers might be, if I became famous as a black metal musician and someone on MS would interview me

You know what they say: if people don't laugh at your dreams, then your dreams aren't big enough.

Yeah, I think most over opinionated people who argue on the internet, don't actually argue much in real life and keep to themselves.
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04.11.2016 - 20:59
Metren
Dreadrealm
Written by [user id=136611] on 04.11.2016 at 20:45

Yeah, I think most over opinionated people who argue on the internet don't actually argue in real life.


I'm the opposite then I only debate and discuss serious topics (religion, science, ethics etc.) face to face.
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05.11.2016 - 18:43
no one
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Written by [user id=142921] on 05.11.2016 at 15:33

I'm an accountant *yawn*

That's awesome.
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06.11.2016 - 14:37
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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I take pictures of sick people for a living.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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06.11.2016 - 15:37
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Written by X-Ray Rod on 06.11.2016 at 14:37

I take pictures of sick people for a living.


I think it shouldn't come as a surprise. Lot of people do for a living.
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06.11.2016 - 19:10
no one
Account deleted
Written by X-Ray Rod on 06.11.2016 at 14:37

I take pictures of sick people for a living.


Really? are you a paid photographer?
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06.11.2016 - 20:13
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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Written by [user id=136611] on 06.11.2016 at 19:10

Written by X-Ray Rod on 06.11.2016 at 14:37

I take pictures of sick people for a living.


Really? are you a paid photographer?


I'm a radiographer working at the hospital. CT (Computed Tomography) and the "regular" X-ray pics (i.e. bones) are my main thing at the moment.
The previous post is just how I like to introduce myself to strangers because I've found it's a nice ice-breaker!

My circle of friends is mostly made of musicians or into other artsy stuff so I end up being one of them and no one believes me at first.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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10.11.2016 - 05:44
3rdWorld
China was a neat
I sleep.
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10.11.2016 - 07:35
no one
Account deleted
Written by 3rdWorld on 10.11.2016 at 05:44

I sleep.

I don't believe you
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10.11.2016 - 10:18
3rdWorld
China was a neat
Written by [user id=136611] on 10.11.2016 at 07:35

I don't believe you

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12.11.2016 - 13:49
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
Written by [user id=142921] on 12.11.2016 at 13:35

Written by [user id=136611] on 05.11.2016 at 18:43



Said no one

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22.03.2019 - 19:24
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
That I am proud that I have no children!

I am proud I have no children and never will have, now if I am free I listen 1-2 albums, ca 2-3 h music, and watch movie, if I am off, albums goes 10-15 per day and 2 movies. I drink on regular bases craft beer. I think men after 30 should give up teenage dreams to score, but start smoke ciggars and drink craft beer. 3-4 GOOD ciggars per week as maduro diplomaticos or arturo fuente, h upman. Its big names in a game. Children takes money and time. I have no time, I have no! I have planned live 20 years not more , I dont see reason if you're 55 and go further, you have nothing, its a Valfar way, I reached Mikka Tenkulla age, I dont mind go, but well.
IU dig in MA; MS and search new music, like I said music must be emotional, whit good lyrics and good artwork. no satanistic and so on. doom metal and few supgenres, old school heavy, and black metal as it is (fuck marduk, gorgorot and such bands,) I like as atmosfere and poetical lyrics as it goes chosen people will understand that.

tell me 3 good reasosn why I should have children, and I might buy you good beer.
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22.03.2019 - 19:52
Starvynth
i c deaf people
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Written by Bad English on 22.03.2019 at 19:24

tell me 3 good reasosn why I should have children, and I might buy you good beer.

Easy one:
1. my son can repair my PC and internet setup because he's a smart guy and an IT specialist
2. I can have a booze with my daughter any time because she turned 18 last year and we like the same types of liquor
3. a part of me will live on, no matter what is yet to come

Bonus:
4. I will not die alone

I like 'Trölsch' on a regular basis, occasionally 'Hanscraft Backbone Splitter' and - hard to get your hands on but the best of all - 'Zmajska pivora barrel aged' from Croatia.

Thanks in advance.
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22.03.2019 - 20:00
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Starvynth on 22.03.2019 at 19:52

Written by Bad English on 22.03.2019 at 19:24

tell me 3 good reasosn why I should have children, and I might buy you good beer.

Easy one:
1. my son can repair my PC and internet setup because he's a smart guy and an IT specialist
2. I can have a booze with my daughter any time because she turned 18 last year and we like the same types of liquor
3. a part of me will live on, no matter what is yet to come

Bonus:
4. I will not die alone

I like 'Trölsch' on a regular basis, occasionally 'Hanscraft Backbone Splitter' and - hard to get your hands on but the best of all - 'Zmajska pivora barrel aged' from Croatia.

Thanks in advance.


You deserve north coast brieving old stock ale 2018 edition 12%
I dont want that part of me lives on, I want wipe out family history
I am not afraid of die, I will die at age 55-60 in my own way

Children is not for me cabin in the woods is
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15.04.2019 - 17:56
Best Metalhead
Nothing special about me besides im strong n drink mental meds for my easier insomnia.
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22.05.2022 - 13:02
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
In a days when I did live in a Piteå and got a job in small delivery company own by my ex friend, I need drive to Skellefteå-Umeå and Haparanda . Once I drove at night in E4 to Kemi, I got a panic because of intensive traffic. So few runs to Skellefteå-Umeå. I did drove to Arvidjaur-Skellefteå-back half way turn Lycksele then Umeå like it could be 450 km way to me it tock like 1200km. Then I left a job and never will do drivers job.
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25.05.2022 - 11:38
Best Metalhead
1.one thing, fuck, I'm nearly 35, and never really having sex with real woman, just watch porn. Till now, meds makes me weakly of my phisology health and general health. Though I can cope with it and well living fine, it's just i never have a girlfriend.
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25.05.2022 - 13:41
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Best Metalhead on 25.05.2022 at 11:38

1.one thing, fuck, I'm nearly 35, and never really having sex with real woman, just watch porn. Till now, meds makes me weakly of my phisology health and general health. Though I can cope with it and well living fine, it's just i never have a girlfriend.

Nja man,
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26.05.2022 - 08:30
Best Metalhead
Written by Bad English on 25.05.2022 at 13:41

Written by Best Metalhead on 25.05.2022 at 11:38

1.one thing, fuck, I'm nearly 35, and never really having sex with real woman, just watch porn. Till now, meds makes me weakly of my phisology health and general health. Though I can cope with it and well living fine, it's just i never have a girlfriend.

Nja man,

I know it's weird and odd, that never had gf for once, though I still dream having my own family living abroad. Just dream.
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26.05.2022 - 08:57
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
It's to late man, you need sex practice, women don't like nuby
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26.05.2022 - 09:37
Best Metalhead
Written by Bad English on 26.05.2022 at 08:57

It's to late man, you need sex practice, women don't like nuby

Well I have more things to worry than needing a woman now, I believe I will immgrate, and finally death in eldercarehome abroadly, womeb and kids not for me. I dont want cuz its risky to have kids that will drink meds like me, I wont let them suffer. So better no kids, depend on future. At least im a survivor of this rat live mental ill.
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26.05.2022 - 09:38
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Man it's to late for you to get a women, unless you're super rich, otherwise no women will date you.
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26.05.2022 - 09:58
Best Metalhead
Written by Bad English on 26.05.2022 at 09:38

Man it's to late for you to get a women, unless you're super rich, otherwise no women will date you.

Yea I know, I understand. When I used to watch porn, I think been watching porn, masturbation for 25 years, thousands movies, porn star, now I'm tired of sex, and truly I really hate women nature and characteristic. A lots of women like and have attraction for me, having chemistry emtional clash attraction, yes I like their body, but I never like their personality, I think women nature is selfish, cuz they are center of attraction focus on them. They like my manly character, strong and tough, but I always seems get trouble from them.

My parental family is rich well middle class, my father is associate professor, my mom is versatile, having vietnamese women is easy for me but I must say that I dont like my country, they are communist dictator, so yea if vietnamese woman know that they wont date me. But not impossible for me about having woman. Just my case man, I drink meds, if vietnamese woman know that they wont.. I need to find one understanding my case. All hopes are allowed.
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