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Rap Battle: Diss The Person Above You



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04.07.2012 - 07:04
whatsacow

Ok, time to let your creative negativity flow. Basically, the gist of this is to diss the person above you as creatively and rythmically as you possibly can. Remember, this is all in good fun, so don't take anything anyone says personally. Also, creative feedback would be nice. Mainly, however, this is a battle of words, so bring it on!!
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When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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04.07.2012 - 07:55
Void Eater
Account deleted
What's a cow, well I'll tell you what,
A cow is a guy that fucks dudes in the butt.

...Am I doing it right?
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04.07.2012 - 11:04
whatsacow

Written by Guest on 04.07.2012 at 07:55

What's a cow, well I'll tell you what,
A cow is a guy that fucks dudes in the butt.

...Am I doing it right?

It's good, but probably do a 4 line minimum.

I may be an anal rapist,
and I don't stick to one gender, I have Diverse Tastes
And yes I am bovinically confused,
Because when I see your mother,
Im left wondering why she doesnt moo.
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When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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04.07.2012 - 19:06
Valentin B
Iconoclast
This whole damn thread is a waste of time, yo
BitterCOld's got his banhammer fo sho
This topic's gonna get locked damn right
And I'm gonna screw yo mammas tonight!
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04.07.2012 - 19:10
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
(Not rapping, just thought I'd post a beat for people to rap over.)

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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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05.07.2012 - 07:00
whatsacow

Written by Valentin B on 04.07.2012 at 19:06

This whole damn thread is a waste of time, yo
BitterCOld's got his banhammer fo sho
This topic's gonna get locked damn right
And I'm gonna screw yo mammas tonight!


Valentin B I don't care if locked down tighter than a military station
coz either way I'll show you Rythmic incantation
way outside your imagination
And you say you'll fuck my mum? That's not much of an abrasion
Especially when I formed a jerk circle with your mum in the middle,
she was the target of our masturbation,
then we went to forceful penetration,
and clitoral castration.
We gave that bitch more scars
than jews who went to a camp of natzi concentration
See, you better remember one thing when you mess with me.
I've got nothing to hold me back, no ethics or morality
So in reality, if you want to battle me
I won't use words, I'll use a knife
To take your fucking virginity.
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When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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11.09.2015 - 16:05
TahaSaleh

I ball so hard you don't even know it I rap so hard people call me a poet you don't know how to rap go sped look at your eyes I need to stand on my toe tips forget about that you can't shoot your raps are so bad I am going to put you on mute girls call me cute but I'm not I'm hot I'm not gona drop I am gone hit straight to the top but I am not going to stop
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11.09.2015 - 16:14
TahaSaleh

This is Just a little test you can't call it a contest sit back and lesson to my conquest cause your just a little pest so hit me with your fucken best rap and I will still destroy you in this contest
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11.09.2015 - 16:41
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
Out from nowhere comes and old chap
It's Taha Saleh with that crap which he calls rap
Son of a hoe, modafuccka made an account two minutes ago
Came rapping thinking it's rad, he wants to revive the thread
coz rap it's the only thing he knows, yet he does bad!
Not happy with once he posts twice, which is not nice
Read my advice: you should put the posts together and submit.
Make a big pile of shit, because deep inside you know they fit, yo!
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"Aah! The cat turned into a cat!"
- Reimu Hakurei
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11.09.2015 - 18:10
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Okay, my pal Karlabos put up lot on platter
He doesn't even know he'a gotta punctured bladder
You dissin' a young boy who 2 post away
Face me in freestyle battle son, I'm gonna take your soul away.
Fuck your advise, concentrate on your ex-wife, suck it up your dear life
Don't marry the hoe to make a decent life.
Next time you come face to face
Won't leave any stone upturned to you to deface
Now, go home and sleep in
'Cause next time I'll kick your cracker teeth in.
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12.09.2015 - 01:22
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
"Face me in freestyle battle son"? Come on, bring it on
He says "face to face" but would that be the case I'd end his race
he calls himself the atrocious virgin
virgin was his momma before I did her last night, and like him she can't put up a fight
you should be the one in fright in bed this night
coz when you meet ma gang
you're gonna be Cynic Bulletinthehead and show up dead. BANG!
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"Aah! The cat turned into a cat!"
- Reimu Hakurei
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12.09.2015 - 14:21
TahaSaleh

New years kiss more like a new york diss
Mistreated vile showered with piss
I make emcees eat words with fists
*****s getting in a hissy fit tryna pit
Me against the god like rakim
Look up in the sky oh its him
But really me shooting down superman wit a AA
Fuck the he say she say bullonie
Italian mob hangin *****s like rigatoni
String em up like a wet towel
Verbally rip out every last vowel
Gun shots making fools cower
When Im in the zone straight tower of power
I am the new Carmelo but fuck the puppy dog face
Wen I get in blood be all over the place
Put the material witness in a fiery blaze
Hear the screams through a purped out haze
Squeezing my gun two times in a ***** ear
Turning the fool 180 degrees straight to queer
Taking my bullets in the rear
Cuz he tryin to run ima end his life dun
Don't compare me to big pun
Verbally bashing against dudes no longer with us
Aint a G thing wen *****s wont miss us
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12.09.2015 - 14:35
TahaSaleh

Face to face me not my G watch out your about to get shoot by a real OG
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12.09.2015 - 17:29
ImranHawchar

My name is rash Thats why u have a rash because your raps are full trash
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12.09.2015 - 17:32
ImranHawchar

My name is rash Thats why u have a rash because your raps are full trash
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12.09.2015 - 17:32
TahaSaleh

I am not a stud I am a street thug so put down your ARS before I shot them all up right infront of your mums house before I am make her kiss my feet so I don't blow all your heads off BANG
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12.09.2015 - 17:34
ImranHawchar

My name is rash Thats why u have a rash because your raps are full of trash
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12.09.2015 - 17:48
ImranHawchar

Oh look at u trying to write raps maybe u should try and run laps Wait u can't because your to busy looking at girls laps so stop trying to compete in this contest just sit back and relax and listen to my conquest.
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12.09.2015 - 17:51
TahaSaleh

You stay pissin me off.

Fuck this faggot ass pussy ass *****
***** wanna act hard but he aint never pulled a trigga
Sayin all this shit like the dude knows my life
He stay obsessed with me, like Tiger Woods ex wife
Sayin my dad left and my mother raised me alone
Well he's right about that shit grew up in a single mother home
But she's proud of that shit, because her marraige ended in divorce
And she dont gotta go around sayin she forgot to abort
Like yo lame ass, you talk about other peoples fake family drama
Only because your dad had the vagina and the penis was on ya mama
By the way I know my father he served in Iraq
Cant fuck with that ***** cause he stay strapped
No lyrics ass *****, what the fuck is wrong with ya
See you got something wrong when you rap like Wakka Flocka
Notice all his lines start with "you" no vocabulary
I milk this ***** of rap battle wins like he was dairy
I fuckin killed you son your gone like that faggot who made the dougie
It's like you just itchin to get wrecked as if you was a druggy
This kid acts like he knows everything about me like he watched a documentary
Watched that shit and took notes like he was in elementary
Got it all mixed up, and he when it came time to spit a few a bars
He fucked up and chocked up, quit MC'n and start washing cars
He wanna go around and sayin all these gay jokes
When he the one in the jail cell droppin the soap
KidReny! the crownless king from my rap before
Im bringing that shit back for it to be your downfall
You have yet to ever defeat me lyrically try as much as you want
When in the end your nothin but a worthless cunt
Lower than dirt, no pride in yourself
He spit so much bull shit smells like he got bad dental health
Just another annoying ass kid who be actin obnoxcious
Last week he lost a rap battle to Andy Milonakis
Your not even a fake your just a wannabe
4th class citizen he's below the term of a "nobody"
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12.09.2015 - 17:53
ImranHawchar

Poisonous paragraphs, smash ya phonograph
in half, it be the Inspectah Deck on the warpath
First class leavin mics with a cast
Causin ruckus like the aftermath when guns blast
Run fast, here comes the verbal assaulta
Rhymes runnin wild like a child in a walker
I scored from the inner slums abroad
And my thoughts are razor sharp I sliced the mic from the cord
First they criticize, but now they have become
mentally paralyzed with hits that I devise
Now I testify, the rest is I, Rebel INS
Ya highness, blessed to electrify
with voltage of an eel, truth that I reveal'll
crush the amateurs who screamed to keep it real
Caesar black down hoodied up and fatigues
Part time minor leagues receive third degrees
Attack like a wolf pack, once I pull back
the God-U, and bust through like a fullback
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12.09.2015 - 17:53
TahaSaleh

Get rekt son you got hit by 34 bars what you gotta Ng do now karlabos
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12.09.2015 - 17:55
ImranHawchar

I'll tap your jaw
you probably heard it before
step to the bedlamite I'll prove my word is law
drugstore with more
dope rhyme vendor
not partial to beef
the chief ambassador
niggaz get mad cuz they can't score
like a wild west flick they wish to shoot up my door
but I incite a riot
don't even try it
bust up chumps so crab kids keep quiet
like I said before
I tap jaws
snatch whores
kill suckers in wars
vic a style you said was yours
money grip wanna flip but you're fish
house the mic like your hooker and did tricks on the bitch
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel and my name is Jeru
utilizing my tools in '92
MC's step up in mobs to defeat us
when we rock knots and got props like Norm Peterson
lot's of friends, lot's of fun, lots of beers
got the skills, kreeno so I always get cheers
troop on like a trooper no tears for fears
I'm a get mines cuz the crew'll get theirs
cut you up like Edward Scissorhands
you know the program I'm the mutha fuckin' man...
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12.09.2015 - 17:57
ImranHawchar

GET RECKED SONNNN NIGGA KARLABOS
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13.09.2015 - 11:17
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
To Karlabos:

You said something about gang
Freestyle don't work in gang, son
It work in gangbang.
I always have a doubt on you
Fuck you! You facing me with a gang like you didn't have a guts to face
Shit piss ass bitch! You NEVER born from any race.
Tossin' up title name is old school trick
You fucking prick! Work on something big.
No go home and think about better lines
Before I come "face to face" and cut your motherfucking bellyline.
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13.09.2015 - 18:05
ImranHawchar

Nice one hahahahahahaha cynic metalhead
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24.09.2019 - 21:18
R.I.P all of you paraphernalia fluffy bunnies.
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27.09.2019 - 15:28
C'mon pals, I'm so bored, thinking to create another accesional account and battle the younger me snaking on some roos and breaking in some dungarees
Bring the heat before I start eating y'all like bouvier des Flandrees
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