Written by [user id=1445] on 13.10.2007 at 22:17

Written by [user id=160] on 12.10.2007 at 21:53

wow this topic actually made me think lol.

public hard-ons come to mind.

Or hard-ons when you're trying to be close with a girlfriend, especially if you haven't been together that long. Stuff like that is just embarrassing

Damn, that happens to me quite often...so I asked her has she noticed it, but I asked her in a very subtle way...she sad it was pretty much obvious for the whole time...luckily, she does not mind, she understands that it is something I can't control.

I've gotten so many erections in public places that it doesn't even matter to me anymore. I just push it to the left and it kinda stays there.

Anyways, here are mine:

-When you are alone and you fart right after "let's eat all the expired Mexican food from the fridge day", and then someone comes out of nowhere and sits next to you. But then I usually ask them if they farted, and the blame doesn't get placed on me.

-When you are brushing your teeth in the morning, and you throw up. The breath combination is interesting.

-When you answer the phone on speaker phone at work, but you forgot about the porn on your computer, so the speakers blast some chick and a donkey moaning loud.

Since, I am also hard to embarrass I can't really think of some "thing", I have done shitting job on all possible public places, and kinda wasn't embarrass at all, including pancake house when I eat two huge pancake filled with all kinds of shits like strawberries or chocolate cream with bananas, I stacked in wc for 30 minutes, well, I think that owners of that place had to close that wc for a week cause of nuclear disease danger.. I have done all school wcs, including the ones for girls, they are cleaner, and, bah interesting opinion, girls usually hang in to smoke cigarettes cause I don't know why, it is interesting for them, well, o one wanted to smoke in there for a day. Erection stuff are nasty, but luckily, I never had problem with that, I can control myself lol, worst thing would definitely be if your stomach start to work on some gig with 2000+ people and you are in front lines.

Written by Dangerboner on 08.12.2007 at 01:43

-When you answer the phone on speaker phone at work, but you forgot about the porn on your computer, so the speakers blast some chick and a donkey moaning loud.

Oh man, i hate it when that happens! With me, it's usually 5 midgets spanking a man covered in 1000 islands salad dressing, but hey, different strokes for different folks!

One of my embaressing situations:

Yesterday i went down to the shop to get some things. I got to the till, the lady scanned my items and i proceeded to leave. The lady said something like "Are you gonna pay for these?" but my mind was somewhere else and i thought that she was trying to give me my change, so i said "Nah, keep it".

Then i left, so she comes out after me and screams "hey, you didn't pay for those". At this point everyone was looking at me. So i said to the lady " Look, i said you can keep the change".
To which she replied "What change, you haven't payed yet".

At this point i realised that i left the store without paying for the goods so i appologised and went back in to pay. I told her i was sorry but everyone thought i was trying to steal the goods.

Man, i felt like shite.

Written by Warman on 07.12.2007 at 20:56

Written by Sleep In Sorrow on 07.12.2007 at 20:52

Pissing and shitting myself in public is something I dread. That must be terribly embarrassing.

I think I'll second that, can't think of anything worse than that!

Seriously, man.
Once still in elementary school, I saw the slow kid of the class wet himself during gym. Poor kid.
I've also seen my mother shitting herself while driving too. Damn, that was disgusting. That's what you get when you take laxatives and try to fart.

...I think I've said too much.

Written by Sleep In Sorrow on 09.12.2007 at 20:50

Seriously, man.
Once still in elementary school, I saw the slow kid of the class wet himself during gym. Poor kid.
I've also seen my mother shitting herself while driving too. Damn, that was disgusting. That's what you get when you take laxatives and try to fart.

...I think I've said too much.

Written by Sleep In Sorrow on 09.12.2007 at 20:50

Seriously, man.
Once still in elementary school, I saw the slow kid of the class wet himself during gym. Poor kid.
I've also seen my mother shitting herself while driving too. Damn, that was disgusting. That's what you get when you take laxatives and try to fart.

...I think I've said too much.

That was the funniest thing ive read today! (The part about your mom). Just trying to picture someone shitting their pants as they drive lmao!

Written by Varegan on 07.12.2007 at 21:55

being detained by police because of your hairstyle in Tehran and losing all of your hairs just what happened to me two weeks ago

Damn man, why, you had long hair, or what??

OK, I was in a bus, i really needed to take a shit, damn, I thought it cant be worse, BUT of course it can!! 2 dudes from public transport control entered, and yeah, I didnt have the damn bus ticket!! So the bus stopped, "normal" people went out, and I was still there, listening to their threats, ow they will call Police, and so on... MAN! after 10 minuts they finaly let me go, and I run into the nearby McDonalds and , you know what I did there (hahah )

Also, when youre in school, and during the class, everybody's yelling, and they all suddenly go silent, and you say smth like "FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!" and everybody just goes on you ahahah thats cool

Never happened to me, but my friend who almost NEVER swear felt that on his skin, it was some 4-5 years ago in high-school, everybody were yelling and some girl was making fun with him, anyway, I don't know what she was saying to him cause I was rather far and it is impossible to hear even the guy beside you, anyway, professor entered the room and he said something like at least I am not a cheap whore like you, that was quite an experience for poor fellow

and the bus situation

I never have ticket too, and they always manage to enter the bus in the worst possible moment,s when you are in great hurry, or when it is snow or rain so they kicked you out in some forest 5 km out of town hahaha

(ex-relation Novi Sad - Kamenica, trandzament, you know what I mean )

Written by Stalker on 11.12.2007 at 20:42

Written by Varegan on 07.12.2007 at 21:55

being detained by police because of your hairstyle in Tehran and losing all of your hairs just what happened to me two weeks ago

Damn man, why, you had long hair, or what??

OK, I was in a bus, i really needed to take a shit, damn, I thought it cant be worse, BUT of course it can!! 2 dudes from public transport control entered, and yeah, I didnt have the damn bus ticket!! So the bus stopped, "normal" people went out, and I was still there, listening to their threats, ow they will call Police, and so on... MAN! after 10 minuts they finaly let me go, and I run into the nearby McDonalds and , you know what I did there (hahah )

Also, when youre in school, and during the class, everybody's yelling, and they all suddenly go silent, and you say smth like "FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!" and everybody just goes on you ahahah thats cool

NO!!!! it wasn't really too long ,that was just what you can see in my profile(just a little longer )
and that happened to me also but i was trowing a little Piece of chalk to the teachers ass while he writing something on the board, and everybody was looking at me. but that wasn't worst thing to happen to me, somehow it was the best thing that happened . I was laughing all of the day

Written by Dangerboner on 08.12.2007 at 01:43

I've gotten so many erections in public places that it doesn't even matter to me anymore. I just push it to the left and it kinda stays there.

Anyways, here are mine:

-When you are alone and you fart right after "let's eat all the expired Mexican food from the fridge day", and then someone comes out of nowhere and sits next to you. But then I usually ask them if they farted, and the blame doesn't get placed on me.

-When you are brushing your teeth in the morning, and you throw up. The breath combination is interesting.

-When you answer the phone on speaker phone at work, but you forgot about the porn on your computer, so the speakers blast some chick and a donkey moaning loud.

About the last one: Ehh, okay?
All the others I can relate too, I actually had a "brushing-your-teeth"-vomit a couple of weeks ago... it was nice.

I was talking to a girl at a party a few months ago, flirting and having a good time. Then I abruptly vomited all over her chest down the front of her blouse. I was pretty drunk so I didn't think much of it at the time (I think I said "Sorry about that, I'll be right back") but its been incredibly awkward seeing her around at other parties.

Once when I was out at the bar I started to piss before I managed to pull my dick out of my pants and had a huge wet mark all over my crotch.

Damn, I love this thread!!! Embarassing drunken situations are the best!

This one time my mom was working at a chinese restaraunt, and she had to fart. So she went out side, looked to the left, saw nobody and let it rip....there were people to the right side that she didn't look at, they were pointing and laughing at her!

So funny! :p

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 19:10


NO!!!! it wasn't really too long ,that was just what you can see in my profile(just a little longer )
and that happened to me also but i was trowing a little Piece of chalk to the teachers ass while he writing something on the board, and everybody was looking at me. but that wasn't worst thing to happen to me, somehow it was the best thing that happened . I was laughing all of the day

Well, than I assume its because of long hair I can imagine how much you hate cops hahahah damn

Oh, this other time I was sitting at church when I was a kid, and I had really bad gas (still do even these days), the chairs are made of wood, and lots of thigns echo. Well I think you guys can guess what happened next...

Written by Stalker on 12.12.2007 at 19:54

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 19:10


NO!!!! it wasn't really too long ,that was just what you can see in my profile(just a little longer )
and that happened to me also but i was trowing a little Piece of chalk to the teachers ass while he writing something on the board, and everybody was looking at me. but that wasn't worst thing to happen to me, somehow it was the best thing that happened . I was laughing all of the day

Well, than I assume its because of long hair I can imagine how much you hate cops hahahah damn

I'm ready to attack their cars with a bazooka its my dream every night

Written by Zombie, M.D. on 12.12.2007 at 19:38

I was talking to a girl at a party a few months ago, flirting and having a good time. Then I abruptly vomited all over her chest down the front of her blouse. I was pretty drunk so I didn't think much of it at the time (I think I said "Sorry about that, I'll be right back") but its been incredibly awkward seeing her around at other parties.

Once when I was out at the bar I started to piss before I managed to pull my dick out of my pants and had a huge wet mark all over my crotch.

lol! now those were funny dude!

as for me, one time i was extremely drunk on the beach, and a friend asked me to get him a light for his cig, i went to this bonfire that was nearby and tried to light the cigarette but i dropped it in the fire, good thing there were some girls there who, after seeing me, were all like "so...you want a cigarette or what?" lol. a few hours later i almost crashed in another group of people who were just minding their own business. at that moment i was beyond shitfaced, so my friend picked me up, then put me down near the place where he was sitting. i got up, but then he tripped me and i fell asleep on the beach for 2 hours.

I get lost in foreign countries whose language I don't speak.
Beat that bitches.

Actually all of you who vomited on someone win. You just win.

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 20:34

Written by Stalker on 12.12.2007 at 19:54

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 19:10


NO!!!! it wasn't really too long ,that was just what you can see in my profile(just a little longer )
and that happened to me also but i was trowing a little Piece of chalk to the teachers ass while he writing something on the board, and everybody was looking at me. but that wasn't worst thing to happen to me, somehow it was the best thing that happened . I was laughing all of the day

Well, than I assume its because of long hair I can imagine how much you hate cops hahahah damn

I'm ready to attack their cars with a bazooka its my dream every night

I think you can find some RPG7s there cheap, hahah

Written by Stalker on 12.12.2007 at 21:24

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 20:34

Written by Stalker on 12.12.2007 at 19:54

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 19:10

I think you can find some RPG7s there cheap, hahah

a fake fake RPG7 is not enough for their cars, they use military cars for roaming around the town and detaining people for their hairstyle

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 21:49

Written by Stalker on 12.12.2007 at 21:24

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 20:34

Written by Stalker on 12.12.2007 at 19:54

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 19:10

I think you can find some RPG7s there cheap, hahah

a fake fake RPG7 is not enough for their cars, they use military cars for roaming around the town and detaining people for their hairstyle

I didnt say fake. Why dont you use real one, its enough for most of tanks, it will be good for police car, hahahh

Written by APOHAKC on 12.12.2007 at 16:18


(ex-relation Novi Sad - Kamenica, trandzament, you know what I mean )

Hahah, unfortunately, yes.

Written by Stalker on 12.12.2007 at 22:08

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 21:49

Written by Stalker on 12.12.2007 at 21:24

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 20:34

Written by Stalker on 12.12.2007 at 19:54

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 19:10

I think you can find some RPG7s there cheap, hahah

a fake fake RPG7 is not enough for their cars, they use military cars for roaming around the town and detaining people for their hairstyle

I didnt say fake. Why dont you use real one, its enough for most of tanks, it will be good for police car, hahahh

OK!!! ill do it but if they found me and asked me why you did such thing, Ill just say "Aleksandr told me!!!!"

A huge bag of weed to fall out of my pant leg when school is finishing and all the parents are coming to gather their lovely children. I got one witness though, but hes cool though, didn't say anything haha. Its funny to see peoples reactions when shit like that happens.

A cop to see me and friend smoking a bong in the local park. He just told us to fuck off, but its not like we didn't shit our pants though. Israeli cops are brutal.

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 19:10


NO!!!! it wasn't really too long ,that was just what you can see in my profile(just a little longer )
and that happened to me also but i was trowing a little Piece of chalk to the teachers ass while he writing something on the board, and everybody was looking at me. but that wasn't worst thing to happen to me, somehow it was the best thing that happened . I was laughing all of the day

Such things are always funny years later, I hit my professor with football ball directly in her face, that was her fault though, she was taking a walk beside football pitch.

I also hit other professor with a pen while I was trying to hit my friend, that was a great miss that cost me a lower rate in behaving section.

I hit dozens of professors with snowballs in high-school, that was with purpose though.

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 23:13



OK!!! ill do it but if they found me and asked me why you did such thing, Ill just say "Aleksandr told me!!!!"

OK, you have my blessing!

Oh, my friend on his last day in high school, took the knife, went to proffesor's and cut of his tie!! hahahh that the bussines!!

Written by APOHAKC on 12.12.2007 at 23:53

Written by Varegan on 12.12.2007 at 19:10


NO!!!! it wasn't really too long ,that was just what you can see in my profile(just a little longer )
and that happened to me also but i was trowing a little Piece of chalk to the teachers ass while he writing something on the board, and everybody was looking at me. but that wasn't worst thing to happen to me, somehow it was the best thing that happened . I was laughing all of the day

Such things are always funny years later, I hit my professor with football ball directly in her face, that was her fault though, she was taking a walk beside football pitch.

I also hit other professor with a pen while I was trying to hit my friend, that was a great miss that cost me a lower rate in behaving section.

I hit dozens of professors with snowballs in high-school, that was with purpose though.

one time , a teacher asked me to give a slap to him in his face and I did it!!! that was the worst thing Iv ever done with a teacher

Hitch-hiking in the middle of nowhere. For example, this once happened to me:

Finally a car comes but I soon find out that its a disgusting man who does not know the meaning of 'too much hair gel'. He says "Do you need a ride?" Me, IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE BY THE WAY, says "Eh no thanks, Im fine!"

Idiot, I know. But I swear he could have raped me with his gigantic, stiff, disgusting hair!

My friend got in the car with two hot as he said girls, after few minutes they stopped the car and start to uncover themselves, and he was something like, please, let me go, I'm only 18 hahahahahahahaha!!