King - Forged By Satan's Doctrine review
|Album:||Forged By Satan's Doctrine|
|Release date:||February 2012|
01. Summon Shub-Niggurath Ye Black
02. No Pray No Mercy Just Death (Unpromised Satan)
03. Kill The Posers Like Fucking Christians
04. When The Walls In Heaven Turn In Black
05. Evil Evangelization
06. Emperor Of Darkness
07. The Ruthless Attitude Of Evil Sobervia
08. Satan's Fabrica
09. Macabre Satanas
10. Nonlaughter: Zero Fucking Happiness
11. What's Satan Domain
I'm trying to find some indication that this is a joke. I don't know what would be funnier, that someone made a joke song entitled "Kill The Posers Like Fucking Christians" or that someone, perhaps even the - I don't want to say "artist", that just wouldn't fit, let's use the word "creator" - actually takes it seriously and thinks it still sounds edgy.
Now, when I say this album sucks major ass, it goes way beyond the moronic song titles, as I honestly couldn't give less of a fuck about anti-this or pro-satan that. The moronic song titles are just a good indication of what the content is like - hey, at least we can't put these guys down for false advertising! It's the most uncreative, unthreatening, laughable, dry, boring, generic form of juvenile black/death metal I've found in ages. The riffs are bland, the vocals are overdone, and the production makes even the slightly less boring riffs sound thin as tissue paper. Unlike tissue paper, this album serves no purpose existing.
You know what? Today, I'm going to break a Metal Storm rule, I'm submitting a review that falls short of 250 words. Do you know why? Because there isn't even varying degrees of shittiness to this album. It's so god damned repetitive coming up with 250 words to describe it is a fucking mountain to climb, people.
If this album is, in fact, meant to be a joke, my sincerest apologies, joke well played.
||Written on 10.02.2012 by Former EIC. Now just a reviewer guy.|
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