01. Call The Paramedics
02. Urine Her Ass
03. Shit Rolls Down Hill And You're At The Bottom
04. Brown Trout Peekin Out
05. Abort The Mission
06. The Faggot Store Called And They Want Their Mustache Back
07. Back Of A Milk Carton
08. Kick My Own Ass
09. Take 10 Of These And Call Me In The Morning
10. A Dog Named Jesus
11. Send A Salami To Your Boy In The Army

01. Probably The Best Song On The Album
02. You Better Bring A Helmet
03. Let's Huff Gas
04. Roadside Memorial Runover
05. Fire In The Hole
06. Poop Chutes And Ladders
07. My Name Is Asshole
08. Prison Bitch
09. Grab Your Spoons And Lighters It's Time To Rock
10. Highest Power
11. Allen Rothenberg Is Your Injury Lawyer
12. It's Not Rape It's Surprise Sex
13. Every Time My Bag Slaps Her Ass The Lights Flicker
14. Meals On Wheels
15. If My Aunt Had Balls She'd Be My Uncle
16. I Just Stubbed Your Camel Toe
17. No Show No Show
18. Call The Paramedics
19. Only Users Lose Drugs
20. Nothin Says Lovin Like A Concussion
21. Jerk On Not Off
22. The Hardest Thing About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents That Your Gay