Five Word Story

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet,

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners

Written by 3rdWorld on 12.03.2012 at 17:13

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps.

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.

Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.

Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit

This is dumb now.

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.

Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit, as their shuttle's buckethead pilots

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.

Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit, as their shuttle's buckethead pilots rage over Mass Effect 3's ending

Then I found it again, before inserting it into regions, my cousin opened the door, I was allergic to nuts, and all hell broke loose. Satan laughing spreads his wings, chicken wings that is. KFC was recently bombed by the devout, anti-Satan chicken loving extremists. "Five Word Story" is dead!

But no! the story lives... Penis. Is what they shouted while winning a orange condom box. Store condoms in your wallet, unless they're Manowar brand, in which case stick your dead ex-girlfriend's rotten silicone implants back in the closet, then puncture her ballpark with fasteners and destroy her suspender straps. Chew hard her derriere hashbrowns to find the answer within.

Asstronauts with queef filled airtanks burst platonic pee in spacesuit, as their shuttle's buckethead pilots rage over Mass Effect 3's ending. Contorted unlife-like forms of intelligence