Semen - Depositos De Semen - review

Semen - Depositos De Semen - review

Cover image of the reviewed item
Band
Semen
Style
Grindcore
Release date
2004
Reviewer
7.2
1.3
Tracklist
01. Conjugacion de Liquido Seminal y Saliva
02. Ruptura Del Ano En La Penetracion
03. Copulacion Amorfa Entre Mongolicos
04. Violacion Masiva Por Cadaveres En Decomposicion
05. Masturbacion Prolongada de un Infante
06. El Delicado Ano de Una Niña de 10 Años
07. Depositos de Semen
08. More Fuck More Fun
09. Orgasmos Anales
A review by
Herzebeth
May 29, 2006
Well?this album might be a little disquieting to many people, in fact, I'm sure the cover alone makes people turn their heads with a nauseating smirk. Semen hails from my country (Mexico), their concept is kind of obvious, but if an unknown girl "interacting" with 7 dicks doesn't give you any hint then I'll do it, Semen offers Porngrind in the vein of Creamface, Purulent Spermcanal and such bands, they play fast as hell grind and write lyrics about raping random anuses and amorphous sex; let me dig a little more ok?

Semen creates the usual vibe towards this kind of Grindcore; their music is not intricate at all but it's quite catchy though, you'll be head-banging like a freak from the beginning to the end of this album. Most tunes have the usual Porngrind structure (intro + speedy riff + catchy breakdown + the end), fortunately there are some tracks showing the "factual" capabilities of the band; "More Fuck More Fun" is one of them, showing complex lines and irregular beats; "Orgasmos Anales" also delivers a powerful tune with changeling scales, super-catchy riffing and great drumming as well.

I can't imagine a follower of Arch Enemy enjoying this album, they're way to fruity to actually tolerate this kind of music, but if you like crazy Grindcore bands with grotesque-ogre vocals, speedy music and gooey artwork (if you think the cover is shocking the layout will fuck your brain cells big time) then Semen is just for you.

I can't say much more about this release, I really think the artwork beat me this time because it speaks for itself, so the rule goes more o less like this: If you dig the image then you'll certainly like Depositos De Semen, on the other hand, if you think the artwork is way too much and your eye sockets are bleeding profusely just skip this release as you won't be able to bear it.

Best Tracks: "El Delicado Ano De Una Niña De 10 Años", "More Fuck More Fun", "Orgasmos Anales"
Rating breakdown
Performance: 7
Songwriting: 8
Originality: 6
Production: 8
Written by Herzebeth | May 29, 2006

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25.06.2006 - 01:04
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NO 2 cookies... (Ofc. not from me)!
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22.08.2006 - 01:49

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That songs have rather funny names... hahahah... i can't help letting a smile escape from me when reading the review and the comments... and yes... this guys are gays(i don't know them, but things said above...)
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06.06.2007 - 08:53

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why am i not surprised no girls have posts here..oh yeah cuz this is gross. Im pretty open minded but this is just sick.
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30.12.2007 - 03:49
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Hahaha, yeah I agree with Damnated... the album cover is gay!
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30.12.2007 - 05:51
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Some wise man said "Don't judge a book after it's cover" but WHAT THE F*** can I expect from such a cover??!!!!

Anyway, I think the song titles are pretty funny, all the grindcore is funny -and sick , (except Brutal Truth, they think they are serius )
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Written by selken on 30.12.2007 at 05:51

Some wise man said "Don't judge a book after it's cover" but WHAT THE F*** can I expect from such a cover??!!!!

Anyway, I think the song titles are pretty funny, all the grindcore is funny -and sick , (except Brutal Truth, they think they are serius )

most grindcore bands think they are serious
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06.05.2009 - 00:37
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It's pretty funny that this is the #3 most popular review on the site, I just found it and I suspect some people are jerking off to this cover repeatedly
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Only one girl commenting! The moment I read the review scrolled down looking at the gender icons for commentators only to notice that they are all blue except for one single pink icon. She even apparently left Metalstorm for good... Anyway, ridiculous, tasteless cover. I guess the music should be at least as bad.
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This review has TOO views. I'm sure the 90% of views are from Spanish teens looking for porn...
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