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Posted by Yossarian, 11.12.2008 - 18:07
Hi metalstormers,

The title is clear. Please remember and reply with the weirdest or funniest metal band names that you have come accross during your life in the scene.
It is in fact almost impossible to name a metal band nowadays that is not being used already, above all, if you want to give it a metalrelated name involving words like Hell, Warrior, Doom, Death, Thrash, Black, Red, Heavy, Pink...SORRY slip of the tongue, Steel, Fire and the like.
Last time I was in a band we were thinking in having the most strange name as possible so as to attract attention and, at the same time, not to be sued by another band with already that name. We thought about choosing: "Where is Bin Laden?" and translated from Spanish: 600 mb of Porno or Anita's great belches -Anita is a friend of mine with body of a model, face of an angel, not metalhead but a bit posh... and that belches like a drunk truckdriver-. Whenever she belches, everybody looks at me or another boy in the group.

The weirdest names I have heard from established bands are "Cadáveres de Tortugas" that means "Turtle corpses" that it is really twisted and weird and the best one: "Bodies in the gears of the apparatus" Fuck, that's a name. Complex and re-twisted.

I remember as well a discussion with a friend of mine that liked that musical genre that was called "Noise" 10 years ago. There were very strange band names in that label. Once he was naming some of them and we were laughing, then he said something that I did not understood. I said: what? Vaginal stone? -In Spanish: piedra vaginal.
He said: NO, weird, you are twisted. That name makes nonsense. PERA, Pera vaginal! -IN English: Vaginal pear. The real name was even more strange that the one I understood.

Well. Please tell me the weirdest names you have come accross during your life and we will laugh or even fear the twisted minds of their members.
S.O.D. Stormtroopers of Death is one to fear.

Bye.
28.04.2009 - 03:48
GULCH OF ROT
ABIGAIL WILLIAMS IS A WEIRD NAME IF YOU ASK ME
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28.04.2009 - 07:15
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Written by GULCH OF ROT on 28.04.2009 at 03:48

ABIGAIL WILLIAMS IS A WEIRD NAME IF YOU ASK ME


Not really. Check this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_Williams
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28.04.2009 - 11:41
Diabolos
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The weirdest name is "Barbarian Warriors In Search Of Wisdom", great name
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30.04.2009 - 03:53
thyfuneral
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Dead Jesus, how weird isn't? but unfortunately I don't like their music style..hee hee!
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03.05.2009 - 10:01
Ph0eNiX
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It's not metal (and I'll take crap for that later if I gotta) but a band called "Leftover crack"

For metal: Goblin Cock
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04.05.2009 - 18:22
TheOwl
NECROSKATOFAGUS! I think they were playing some grindcore noise or something... never heard of their "music" but I remember a saw flyer about them back in the early 1990s
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06.05.2009 - 07:46
HugeTheConqeror
I think the The Lord Weird Slough Feg is a pretty weird name.

Not metal, but years ago when I lived in Hawaii, there as a local band that called themselves Ike Turner's Vagina, and another one called the Armageddon Dildoes.
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06.05.2009 - 14:42
Yossarian
Written by HugeTheConqeror on 06.05.2009 at 07:46

Armageddon Dildoes.


LOL
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06.05.2009 - 20:43
Konrad
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Drudkh is in desperate need of some vowels.
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08.05.2009 - 11:24
Jan Destiny
In Hungary there's a well known punk band called Aljas Kúszóbab. It means Mean ClimbingBean in english
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17.05.2009 - 00:41
TormentoR?
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Goatpenis

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=11013
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18.05.2009 - 17:10
Slayer666
Written by [user id=28368] on 17.05.2009 at 00:41

Goatpenis

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=11013

Wow, must have taken them decades to come up with that one...
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19.05.2009 - 23:35
TormentoR?
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Written by Slayer666 on 18.05.2009 at 17:10

Written by [user id=28368] on 17.05.2009 at 00:41

Goatpenis

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=11013

Wow, must have taken them decades to come up with that one...



indeed.


But, there is another band with the word goatpenis in it.

The Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=41771
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20.05.2009 - 11:15
Yossarian
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Wow. LOL. How twisted!!!!!



The Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis

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20.05.2009 - 15:00
Slayer666
Written by [user id=28368] on 19.05.2009 at 23:35

Written by Slayer666 on 18.05.2009 at 17:10

Written by [user id=28368] on 17.05.2009 at 00:41

Goatpenis

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=11013

Wow, must have taken them decades to come up with that one...



indeed.


But, there is another band with the word goatpenis in it.

The Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=41771


Wow, disturbing.... What's even more disturbing is the name of one of their songs "BlackSemenVomit". Oh, yeah it came to me just now that goats don't have p**ises. Kinda overlooked that.
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20.05.2009 - 20:18
TormentoR?
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Written by Slayer666 on 20.05.2009 at 15:00

Written by [user id=28368] on 19.05.2009 at 23:35

Written by Slayer666 on 18.05.2009 at 17:10

Written by [user id=28368] on 17.05.2009 at 00:41




goats don't have p**ises.



Female goats don't have. But male goats do have penises. Right?

Male = has a penis.
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20.05.2009 - 23:09
Slayer666
Written by [user id=28368] on 20.05.2009 at 20:18

Written by Slayer666 on 20.05.2009 at 15:00

Written by [user id=28368] on 19.05.2009 at 23:35

Written by Slayer666 on 18.05.2009 at 17:10

Written by [user id=28368] on 17.05.2009 at 00:41




goats don't have p**ises.



Female goats don't have. But male goats do have penises. Right?

Male = has a penis.

I think the term goat only applies to females of the species. The males are called differently... Don't remember what exactly.
You know, this kind of a situation makes you really appriciate just what an interesting subject a goat's... thing can be.
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20.05.2009 - 23:35
Omegabyss
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I gotta say easily Blind Guardian, it may be a cool name, but when someone ass "what you listenin to?" and I say Blind Guardian.... it just sounds pretty weird....
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21.05.2009 - 10:42
TormentoR?
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Written by [user id=41100] on 20.05.2009 at 23:35

I gotta say easily Blind Guardian, it may be a cool name, but when someone ass "what you listenin to?" and I say Blind Guardian.... it just sounds pretty weird....


Hahaa I would have to agree on this one. It also sound funny when translated into Bosnian.
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21.05.2009 - 15:12
TormentoR.
Jebiga
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21.05.2009 - 15:24
Slayer666
Yeah, I mean really "Slepi Cuvar" in Serbian.... It really does sound really stupid. But, there are so many bands that sound really dumb in my language. Like, Moonspell "MesecevaCarolija", Darkthrone is "MracniTron" and so on....
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21.05.2009 - 15:34
TormentoR.
Written by Slayer666 on 21.05.2009 at 15:24

Yeah, I mean really "Slepi Cuvar" in Serbian.... It really does sound really stupid. But, there are so many bands that sound really dumb in my language. Like, Moonspell "MesecevaCarolija", Darkthrone is "MracniTron" and so on....


It aint stupid at all, its totally kvlt. but its funny as heaven!
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30.08.2011 - 03:47
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Written by Konrad on 06.05.2009 at 20:43

Drudkh is in desperate need of some vowels.


I think a weird band name is DPOS!! if you know what it's supposed to mean.
Disgusting Piece Of Shit!!!!
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30.08.2011 - 16:29
Metal_4Ever
Within Temptation!
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30.08.2011 - 18:47
Glaucus
The strangest name I heard for a band was from a local group called The Death of Gwen Stacey...

None of their songs were about Gwen Stacey... Haha.
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31.08.2011 - 06:23
dr.doom
Written by Ph0eNiX on 03.05.2009 at 10:01

It's not metal (and I'll take crap for that later if I gotta) but a band called "Leftover crack"

For metal: Goblin Cock


Leftover Crack is an intentional oxymoron, since... you know... there's no such thing as leftover crack because crackheads smoke all their crack, then buy more.

I'm also a big punk fan, particularly the Leftover Crack/Choking Victim/No Cash etc punk scene.

My vote goes to "The Tony Danza Tapdancing Extravaganza". More of a screamo band, but close enough.
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31.08.2011 - 18:40
arwestromen
Not really a weird name but I always start laughing when I hear it...and it's not even funny... Shotgun Facelift, never heard of their music but I remember their name somehow
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04.09.2011 - 22:59
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Marley, an underground noisegrind band

Force Fed Human Shit, Gorgasm, Gonorrhea Pussy, and Prostitute Disfigurement too
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04.09.2011 - 23:05
Roro
Written by NecroCorpSlayer on 04.09.2011 at 22:59

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Marley


ok how do u pronounce it?
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04.09.2011 - 23:07
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