Rectal Smegma - Keep On Smiling - review
Rectal Smegma - Keep On Smiling - review
Tracklist
01. Testide Tango02. Menstruation Cocktail
03. Dildo Lobotomy
04. Scrotum Paturein
05. Fat Grannies Are Cool
06. Fridget Dwarf Fucker
07. Cover Amoebic Dysentery
08. Frog Felching
09. Exploring UrAnus
10. Drowned In Excrements
11. Hitler Only Had One Ball
12. Omnivorous Vagina
13. Happy Cock
14. Psycho Pudding
15. Bloody Ballsack
A review by
Herzebeth February 26, 2009
Now, the music, it sucks. Rectal Smegma attacks us with lo-fi Goregrind with repetitive riffs, repetitive beats, repetitive vocals, repetitive everything?damn, even the intros are repetitive?Yes, you'll find some catchy songs (actually I liked the first couple of riffs in the album) but after hearing the same thing throughout 15 tracks, well, it's just boring and annoying?and stupid?and lame. Let's add more to this, they sound like Rompeprop mixed with Intestinal Disgorge...but with a bad taste in music and zero musicianship.
To be honest, I would rather be cannibalized to death by a teethless ugly granny than hear this album again. It got on my nerves really, how come Goregrind ended up sounding like this; this is just a pseudo-catchy wall of gurgled sounds and fart jokes?to think that the genre used to sound like "Symphonies of Sickness" makes me angry?and to quote Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, "I weep for humanity."
Don't buy this album, don't even download it for free?if someone wants to give this to you as a present, kick him/her in the groin and run like hell. This is the main reason why Goregrind is going downhill nowadays, shitty bands trying to be funny?they even cover a song from Amoebic Dysentery for crying out loud!!! You Dutchmen, don't ever send me your crap to review again and go fuck a goat!
Written by Herzebeth | February 26, 2009
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....wow, that is....harsh.
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Hahaha, great review Herzebeth! Quote: What are the chances they'll be reading this review?
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Wow. to steal a phrase from Pyro, that review was about as brutal as Paris Hilton trying to read Dostoevsky.
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I lol'd at the cover
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My take is...if they are ironic and "fun" enough to add jokes about two girls farting and about really dumb things, well...they'll love my jokes about them, it's just common sense!
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What's the name of the porn, its image is used as cover?
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Posts: 5537 Written by iaberis on 26.02.2009 at 23:59 WTF????
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Muahahahah  I hope I won't see this artwork in my dreams. It is truly tragic. However, this was really greeeat review! I'm definitely not longing to hear this album unless it happens accidentally. Although the song names are awesome, lol.
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Posts: 1689 Written by iaberis on 26.02.2009 at 23:59 Maybe "Keep on smiling hardcore porn"?
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I've seen this photo on photshopped spoof sites. So that just goes to show the effort put into the art :S
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Posts: 1698 Written by MetalManic on 27.02.2009 at 06:33 wanna recommend me any?
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Absolutely br00tality. this page is hilarious.
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Theres something fascinating about the cover though. Every time I scroll by it on the page I like stop and stare at it for a minute or two...
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Lol another awesome review but this time i really don't care for ther music.
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The cover is hilarious...the review is, well harsh but funny. I'm definitely not getting this album 
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If you ask me...I think the cover art could be the cover of a porno movie called "I'm about to shoot you with my cum...be ready bitch cuz I'm huge" and the girl obviously gets scared...and then she makes that face
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Posts: 673 Written by iaberis on 27.02.2009 at 07:02 hahaha. I knew I was gonna get a comment like that. Nah, it was jsut a random silly pic thing...I think
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Their country is very open mind to let release such sadistic album. great, marijuana?! 
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Posts: 5537 Written by [user id=40100] on 13.03.2009 at 18:47 Me not understands youz
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Posts: 18615 Written by Doc G. on 27.02.2009 at 08:02 LOL... I thought I was the only one that had that problem! The cover is so bad that I can't stop watching it... the face of both girls are....... damn!
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This review was fucking awesome. and the album should be put in the funny stuff section.
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Funniest review i've read. "if someone wants to give this to you as a present, kick him/her in the groin and run like hell" Ha ha ha
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