Sludge Phenomenon / Helldozer - Sludge Phenomenon / Helldozer - review
Sludge Phenomenon / Helldozer - Sludge Phenomenon / Helldozer - review
Release date
February 16, 2009 Tracklist
Sludge Phenomenon01. 2-D
02. Worn Out
03. Eyes On The Back
04. ??? (aka Questions)
Helldozer
05. Before The Storm
06. Driven
07. Deity
08. Fat Skin
09. Pacified
10. M.E.S.M.
A review by
Thryce April 10, 2009
Did you know that listening to the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD is a whole crushing encounter and will actually make you live longer? Listening to the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD is a pleasurable and effective way to discover two young Belgian sludge metal bands accentuating the groovy kind of the genre with even some hints to death metal. Scientists have proven that listening to the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD will drastically increase the tiredness for generic metal. This while most doctors agree that listening to the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD is an excellent way for the average metalhead to improve his/her appreciation for the unknown yet high-quality bands of the underground scene. On top of that, listening to the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD is safe, affordable and great for your sex life.
So why worry about those mainstream bands and releases when you can simply not give a fuck about those things by listening to the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD instead? But don't take my word for it, just listen to these testimonies:
Person 1: I started listening to the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD for five hours straight the moment I found it in my mailbox. I've been addicted to its dirty and tempestuous sound since then. And today I'm a dandy Metal Storm reviewer. Ching ching.
Person 2: I have to admit I had... I was a bit skeptical at first. But I gotta say, these two bands really surprised me with their quasi-intelligent and divergent metal. Both bands are not afraid to push their creativity to the limit and the whole record just ends up being a blending, grooving and bouncing adventure. Wicked tempo changes, breakdowns and ponderous grooves tend to make the album a bit heavy, complex and technical but it's still catchy enough to appeal to the listener the whole ride long.
Person 3: Yes sir, I'm a convinced believer of this pleasurable release. Despite the fact that it's not really mind-shattering, super-innovative or spectacular, it still stays a congenial listening experience. Listening to the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD is awe-some!
So? What are you waiting for? Don't live another day without the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldoze split CD in your collection and start listening to the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD today... TODAY! Call now and receive a free cookie and a pat on the back.
Side effects may include surfing to MySpace, MySpace and MySpace, ordering the album together with a barrel of Belgian-brewed beer, writing reviews with a low sugar level and searching that same review for a hidden phone number to call for the free cookie. Results may vary.
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Posts: 5727  That was awesomely refreshing reading. I don't know whether it's intentional (probably is - it'd suit your profile) but this is a cool parody/ripoff of Jon Lajoie videos. Excellent!I.
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The Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD should be grateful he's got your review to increase its sales. Good Belgian stuff is rare enough for me to check out.
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Ahah.. this made me laugh. anyway it's not a review, it's a piece of fun-art. I checked the myspace for something (1 song from this cd by each band), just because I'm deep into sludge in this period, but, despite the funny review, they failed to make an impression. maybe the whole cd sounds better.
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