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24.03.2011 - 18:11Rating: 10
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The vocalist is probably the brutalest dude I have ever heard. This album kills... but before that it mutilates your body, plays with feces and rapes your cat.
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This is definitely an awesome album - Raped By Elephants has some of the funniest lyrics I've ever read.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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"Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again"
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03.01.2012 - 02:26Rating: 4
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Total shit, but funny lyrics.
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.01.2012 at 02:26 Total shit, but funny lyrics.
Total shit? This is probably one of the best slam albums in existence.
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.03.2011 at 19:12
Raped By Elephants
Reminds of that youtube cute girl, who did some pigy vocals cover, for a song with the same name, not sure if it's the same song since I haven't listened to this album yet.
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03.01.2012 - 04:02Rating: 4
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.01.2012 at 03:43
Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.01.2012 at 02:26 Total shit, but funny lyrics.
Total shit? This is probably one of the best slam albums in existence.
I hate it, The vocals are annoying and the instruments are lame.
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Written by [user id=28526] on 03.01.2012 at 04:00 Reminds of that youtube cute girl, who did some pigy vocals cover, for a song with the same name, not sure if it's the same song since I haven't listened to this album yet.
She's my wife. (And Cerebral Bore's vocalist.)
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.01.2012 at 04:24
She's my wife. (And Cerebral Bore's vocalist.)
Nowdays everything is your wife :/ didn't know that she has a band.
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Written by [user id=28526] on 03.01.2012 at 04:28 Nowdays everything is your wife :/ didn't know that she has a band.
Sorry; Zooey's my wife, Simone and Grace are both girlfriends.
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Funniest album ever.
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Written by [user id=114505] on 23.04.2012 at 02:13 Funniest album ever. 
I take this shit seriously and I still find it fucking hilarious.
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23.04.2012 - 03:22Rating: 8
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.01.2012 at 03:43
Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.01.2012 at 02:26 Total shit, but funny lyrics.
Total shit? This is probably one of the best slam albums in existence.
Some people get easily offended by such trivial bullshit like lyrics and artwork. If this had your regular gore inspired artwork/lyrics I guaran-fucking-tee you that people will enjoy this album far more. Lame instruments? Do people really listen to this album besides taking notice of the lyrics?! There are some extremely cool and groocy riffs around.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 23.04.2012 at 03:22 There are some extremely cool and groovy riffs around.
(Fixed "groocy" because I'm pretty sure that's not a word.)
But very true. As much as people highlight this for its lyrical content and album cover, the music itself is nothing short of amazing for a slam death release. Definitely one of my favorites in the genre, if not my all-time favorite. "Raped by Elephants" gets all the glory for its funny story but there aren't any filler tracks and some of the slamming grooves are just insane.
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MTV friendly music!
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05.07.2012 - 05:35Rating: 4
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 23.04.2012 at 03:27
Written by X-Ray Rod on 23.04.2012 at 03:22 There are some extremely cool and groovy riffs around.
(Fixed "groocy" because I'm pretty sure that's not a word.)
But very true. As much as people highlight this for its lyrical content and album cover, the music itself is nothing short of amazing for a slam death release. Definitely one of my favorites in the genre, if not my all-time favorite. "Raped by Elephants" gets all the glory for its funny story but there aren't any filler tracks and some of the slamming grooves are just insane.
I still don't buy it, even if this wasn't as funny as it is, it still is a boring, and pretty fucking dumb album.
Remember Death isn't close to my favourite genre, and slam death is pretty much worthless to me.
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 05.07.2012 at 05:35 ...slam death is pretty much worthless to me.
Your opinion is about as valid as mine on power metal.
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05.07.2012 - 06:03Rating: 4
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 05.07.2012 at 05:43
Written by Boxcar Willy on 05.07.2012 at 05:35 ...slam death is pretty much worthless to me.
Your opinion is about as valid as mine on power metal.
Well in that case, AP is equivilent to 3IOB.
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 05.07.2012 at 06:03 Well in that case, AP is equivilent to 3IOB.
AP can refer to a lot of things... you're going to have to be more specific for me to understand what you're implying.
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05.07.2012 - 06:47Rating: 4
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 05.07.2012 at 06:37
Written by Boxcar Willy on 05.07.2012 at 06:03 Well in that case, AP is equivilent to 3IOB.
AP can refer to a lot of things... you're going to have to be more specific for me to understand what you're implying.
Abominable Putridity
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05.07.2012 - 22:00Rating: 8
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^ Pfffff hahahaha.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
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03.09.2012 - 22:07Rating: 4
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 05.07.2012 at 22:00
^ Pfffff hahahaha.
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03.09.2012 - 22:30Rating: 8
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.09.2012 at 22:07
Written by X-Ray Rod on 05.07.2012 at 22:00
^ Pfffff hahahaha.

Honestly... It took me at least 5 min to figure out what I wrote. Probably just a thought about comparing AP and 3IOB which I find hilarious.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
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04.09.2012 - 02:52Rating: 4
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 03.09.2012 at 22:30
Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.09.2012 at 22:07
Written by X-Ray Rod on 05.07.2012 at 22:00
^ Pfffff hahahaha.

Honestly... It took me at least 5 min to figure out what I wrote. Probably just a thought about comparing AP and 3IOB which I find hilarious.
I just referenced the fact that 3iob is the only power metal band Troy likes, and thay AP is the only slam band I really like
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17.06.2025 - 16:47Rating: 5
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I felt like I was in a pigsty. Actually, the instrumental part was pretty good, I thought.
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