I like this cover. There's something about it...

Written by [user id=35732] on 20.11.2011 at 23:21
It raises expectations mystically..

It raises something, that's for sure.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.11.2011 at 23:23

Written by [user id=35732] on 20.11.2011 at 23:21
It raises expectations mystically..

It raises something, that's for sure.

Such a strange music ! Who got this fucking to mix electro-pop with black metal ? Just try to imagine the scene, one of these black-dressed guy says to the others "Hey guys I had a fucking idee !" xD

It will be really difficult to determine their style : black, death, gothic, electro, pop influences and maybe more.

Interesting music, I want to listen more !

This looks and sounds stupid.

..........

*Facepalm*

I hate this album so much... tak kurwa tak!

When I first watched one of their new videos, I thought it was edited, like the Cannibal Corpse and Dying Fetus Radio Disney dubs. But, after almost a minute of watching it, I realized that was actually how it really sounded.

What the fu** is this? Satanic pop metal...^

I tried listening to it and I couldn't even last five seconds. What a piece of shit.

Written by [user id=35732] on 27.02.2012 at 17:22

Written by [user id=5630] on 27.02.2012 at 05:48

I tried listening to it and I couldn't even last five seconds. What a piece of shit.

This means you didn't listen the whole album. So why are you rating it?

Sometimes, you don't have to listen to the whole album to know that it sucks. Have you ever tried listening to the entirety of Cold Lake? Or St. Anger?

Here's my review of Satanic Pop Metal.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.11.2011 at 23:23

Written by [user id=35732] on 20.11.2011 at 23:21
It raises expectations mystically..

It raises something, that's for sure.

you better check on youtube:

Semargl - "Tak, Kurwa" Twilight Vertrieb

Best troll album I've ever heard.
Seriously, shit is so stupid, but sooo damn catchy...

Ahahahahahahahahha. so lame.

I just listened to a song and yes it is corny and...oh man, so many things wrong, but the music is...passable, kinda. Still, I won't bother with this album.

Written by Slayer666 on 26.05.2012 at 11:56

Best troll album I've ever heard.
Seriously, shit is so stupid, but sooo damn catchy...

QFT

Oh come on, you people have no sense of humor at all. This album is hilarious!

Hilarious yet catchy, silly yet entertaining. Damn, you need to be really open-minded to like this one. Even so, after a couple of songs, it gets on your nerves. This is only for the open-minded people, not for the trv;kvlt black metalheads.

And once again someone doesn't know the meaing of the term open-minded.

Well, the cd version does come with a warning on the back cover "True & evil beware too pop content". In case the title wasn't warning enough.

Damn.. These guys come from my native country.. It is a funking shame. It is the most stupid album I have ever listened to ))

Finally listened to a track and I must say Babymetal is a lot worse than this. I would much rather listen to this.

I think this is the only one in the bottom 20 that I recognize that's actually as a bad as the rating suggests.

EDIT: Got around to listening to it, it's really dumb but once again a bit better than the rating suggests. Not something I'd go out of the way to listen to, but it has it's appeal, in the very least it's pretty catchy if devoid of substance. It's exactly what it says on the tin: Satanic Pop Metal.

Wow. The lyrics are ridiculously bad. The mix of extreme growling vocals and pop music is jarring. There are some catchy moments, to be fair, but only if you don't think about it all too much
I applaud the effort at experimenting with mixing different styles, but this here is a very distasteful attempt.

Oh right.

This exists.

This isn't even in the bottom 20 anymore somehow

After thinking for a long time, I still think that the score should be raised to 4. I should exclude the influence of the album cover on my musical aesthetics...