Iwrestledabearonce - Ruining It For Everybody
Tracklist
01. Next Visible Delicious02. You Know That Ain't Them Dogs' Real Voices
03. Deodorant Can't Fix Ugly
04. This Head Music Makes My Eyes Rain
05. It Is "Bro" Isn't It?
06. Gold Jacket, Green Jacket
07. Break It Down Camacho
08. Stay to the Right
09. I'm Gonna Shoot
10. Karate Nipples
11. Button It Up
Additional info
Iwrestledabearonce:-Steven Bradley - guitar/programming
-Mike "Rickshaw" Martin - bass
-Krysta Cameron - vocals
-John Ganey - guitar/programming
-Mikey Montgomery - drums
Production:
-Produced, Engineered, and Mixed by Steven Bradley and Ryan Boesch
-Additional Editing by Nicole Oliva
-Mastered By Alan Douches for West West Side
Rating:
2.3
2.3
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Rating:
2.3 |
A very unsettling fact had just crossed my mind. While I was too busy masturbating to enjoying all the great black metal this year and giving my reviewing attention to it, I failed to notice how positive my reviews have been as of late. If that trend were to be kept up, I might even loose credibility as a reviewer and my regular readers (all 3 of them) would surely think I've gone soft. I will have none of it, no sir. Time to turn my "JERK" switch on and give this turd of an album a piece of my mind. Read more ›› |
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Shit.
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Posts: 21306 Written by Boxcar Willy on 24.12.2011 at 23:11 Agreed. This band is absolutely terrible in every way imaginable. They don't do anything well, just mix a bunch of shit together and get more shit.
---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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Posts: 18615 Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.12.2011 at 23:13 surprised that they got added... and yeah... awful. I would do the girl though.
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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Posts: 21306 Written by X-Ray Rod on 24.12.2011 at 23:23 They're basically an electro grind/metalcore band. Not really cybergrind but close enough. And for that alone they deserve a spot here. Even though they are quite literally one of the most annoying bands in existence.
---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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Posts: 18615 Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.12.2011 at 23:27 Oh no... I'm not wondering about the "metal-ness" of the band... Just how is it possible that some users gave a rat ass about them so the staff felt like "yeah let's add them".
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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Posts: 21306 Written by X-Ray Rod on 24.12.2011 at 23:34 I added them during The Great Blacklist Purge of 2011.
---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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Oh man, as soon as I first heard this crap about a month back, I've had the review in my head since. Typed it in half an hour, and submitted. Needless to say, it won't get praised.
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I wish they would tone some of their shit down. Seriously, the vocals are WAY too high in the mix, and every instrument is just placed randomly. If they simplified everything up, the music would be a little more decent. It's a shame the vocalist is in thios band, because her growls are dreadful, but her cleans are actually really good. It's a shame that she wastes her talent in this. Also, don't add electronic breakdowns. Ever. Let's recap. 1. Stop jumbling random notes ontop of random notes. 2. Find a new vocalist, and don't have any cleans. (the other girl shoudl move into folk singing or pop or something) 3. Get rid of the electronics, or atleast fix them somewhat. then maybe we can have something decent here.
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Posts: 18615 Written by Boxcar Willy on 07.06.2012 at 03:56 WAAAAAAY betteer solution: - Don't try. Just fucking quit.
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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Posts: 9575 Written by X-Ray Rod on 07.06.2012 at 11:03 It'd probably be easier. But I do see a small assed ray of hope in this band. Too bad they won't listen to me, and will keep entertaining their 1 year old prepubescent fans who think they're br00tl.
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