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A Killjoy's Guide to the Underground: Chapter I


Written by: Troy Killjoy
Published: 15.04.2012



Aggressive Mutilator - Gutpuking - Satan's Hammer


"Gutpuking" and "Satan's Hammer" are two underdeveloped thrashing black metal tracks that mix the few good parts of Venom with the most extreme parts of Inquisition, while somehow venturing into humorous territory with lyrics that will have you choking down laughter. This demo will make you feel like Satan's hammer is penetrating your asshole. With little in terms of variation and plenty in terms of focus, be prepared for seven minutes of sodomy.

Listen: http://aggressivemutilator.bandcamp.com/


Bloodmoon - Orenda


This is not by any means a straightforward black metal release. In fact, Orenda is an interesting blend of sludgy, atmospheric black metal with traces of brutal death metal thrown in. That's right, you have some Sven de Caluwé-esque deep gutturals juxtaposed with high-pitched growls, laid-back melancholic melodic passages and ethereal background chants, and then some ripping black metal mayhem. Bloodmoon do well to maintain their journey without straying from their objective, and such cohesion is at the very least an impressive aspect considering Orenda is a debut demo.

Listen: http://bloodmoonslo.bandcamp.com/album/orenda


Bloodwraith - Promo 2012


Another two-track demo that seems to draw influence from early Samael and Burzum's self-titled debut. This guy, Wargoat, is so grim and frostbitten he didn't even properly align the album cover without cropping out the white stuff. That level of unprofessionalism or apathy is prevalent in the music, as its amateurish compositions make it simple and easy to digest. This demo is a pretty decent mid-paced doomy black metal release with some raw and unrefined vocals and, to nobody's surprise, simple drum work.

Listen: http://bloodwraith.bandcamp.com/


Flagellant - Apotheosis


Flagellant take the black metal approach with a slightly more serious tone, releasing a one-track demo that spans 16 minutes, and the material is there to back up such a release. Although the way this is thrown together it's more like a handful of separate songs were thrown into one file. The tortured vocals and DIY-style production coupled with some simplistic-yet-nostalgic instrumentation makes for a far less comical listen and a much more engaging one. It has moments capable of mesmerizing the listener with its hazy sound, and maintains its sense of simplistic nostalgia.

Listen: http://rapedbyflagellant.bandcamp.com/


Rhuith - Manes Falsimonia


Manes Falsimonia is a pretty fucked up demo. Kind of like something you'd expect to be used as the soundtrack to Begotten. The droning guitars are incredibly high in the mix, and the shoegaze vibe is about as blatant as heard on the latest Alcest release. This one-man project utilizes ethereal elements wonderfully, mixing them in with a truly desolate atmosphere, which all benefit from an almost entirely clean vocal output, ranging from muffled shrieks to operatic chants. Bits of Lifelover and Verwüstung should keep you interested until the bitter end.

Listen: http://rhuith.bandcamp.com/album/manes-falsimonia


Shadows in the Crypt - The Baphomental Affliction


The Baphomental Affliction is a promotional demo released by a two-member band preparing for a full-length later this year. What you get here is three rather typical black metal tracks that span a total of about 15 minutes, with some quality material to boot. While they don't bring anything new to the table, they definitely understand what it takes to find a home with the rest of the Hornas and Crafts of the black metal scene. The riffs seem somewhat improvised and incredibly catchy, while the rest of the instruments fall perfectly into place behind some top-notch shrieking.

Listen: http://shadowsinthecrypt.bandcamp.com/






Written on 15.04.2012 by I'm total pro; that's what I'm here for.


Comments

Comments: 56   Visited by: 519 users
15.04.2012 - 06:32
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Yay, checking this shit out nao.
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15.04.2012 - 06:38
Nightfall
Just started listening. The Baphomental Affliction is a surprisingly good song. Gonna check the rest later.
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15.04.2012 - 09:38
The Voyager
The Table
Aww, thanks for the birthday present Troy.
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15.04.2012 - 12:12
InnerSelf
proofread free
I heard some great stuff about Bloodmoon, must check them out soon.
Great idea this article is
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15.04.2012 - 15:12
Troy Killjoy
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Written by The Voyager on 15.04.2012 at 09:38
Aww, thanks for the birthday present Troy.

It's the only reason this article even exists.
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15.04.2012 - 16:14
?apleee
Mouthcrab
"Teaching children to worship Satan" Fantastic idea!
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Less coherent than Anal Cunt.

Eric Brecht once liked my Facebook comment. Therefore, by the translative property, Chuck Schuldiner like my comment.
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15.04.2012 - 18:27
The Voyager
The Table
Written by Troy Killjoy on 15.04.2012 at 15:12

It's the only reason this article even exists.

D'awww, now I'm all hot and bothered.
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15.04.2012 - 19:24
Slayer666
Yee-haw, Examining this article more closely will consume my next bigger bout of spare time, to be sure.
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15.04.2012 - 20:53
Alex F
Slick Dick Rick
I love Flagellent, Killjoy scores again
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15.04.2012 - 22:48
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
It could work more better such demos if it was 1992 not 2012
Flagellant - 1th I thought yoiu talk about Umeå's band
Well maybe 100% not my cup of tea those bands but Flagellant was best , I realy enjoy it most
Others well ....
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16.04.2012 - 01:30
Vombatus
Potorro
Specially appreciated Rhuith (fucked up stuff is great) and Shadows in the Crypt is quality BM. Flagellant is interesting too.

Looking forward the next article.
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16.04.2012 - 02:31
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Slayer666 on 15.04.2012 at 19:24
Yee-haw, Examining this article more closely will consume my next bigger bout of spare time, to be sure.

Writing these articles will surely consume the already limited spare time I have. All in the name of music!
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16.04.2012 - 02:32
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Vombatus on 16.04.2012 at 01:30
Specially appreciated Rhuith (fucked up stuff is great) and Shadows in the Crypt is quality BM. Flagellant is interesting too. Looking forward the next article.

Glad to hear you found some stuff you liked.

New issue will be on the 15th of May. Keep your eyes peeled.
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16.04.2012 - 03:00
tea[m]ster
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Where would I be without bandcamp...
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16.04.2012 - 03:17
Troy Killjoy
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Written by tea[m]ster on 16.04.2012 at 03:00
Where would I be without bandcamp...

I'd probably be outside, talking to people or something weird like that. :/
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16.04.2012 - 03:23
tea[m]ster
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.04.2012 at 03:17

I'd probably be outside, talking to people or something weird like that. :/


I guess I'd be eeking out a living, maybe checking out current events, paying more attention to my wife and kids
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16.04.2012 - 03:25
Troy Killjoy
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Written by tea[m]ster on 16.04.2012 at 03:23
I guess I'd be eeking out a living, maybe checking out current events, paying more attention to my wife and kids

Who needs to bother with any of that shit when you can get a free education on Metal Storm.
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16.04.2012 - 03:30
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Bad English on 15.04.2012 at 22:48
It could work more better such demos if it was 1992 not 2012

Why?
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16.04.2012 - 04:35
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Guest on 15.04.2012 at 15:33
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I liked your reviews of my reviews. We should make this a legitimate thing.
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16.04.2012 - 06:55
BlueMobius
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Hmm definitely interested in checking that Bloodmoon band out. Sounds like some stuff I would like.
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16.04.2012 - 07:37
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Great stuffs.

Quote:
Where would I be without bandcamp...


I wonder the same.
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16.04.2012 - 09:30
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.04.2012 at 03:30

Written by Bad English on 15.04.2012 at 22:48
It could work more better such demos if it was 1992 not 2012

Why?


to many bands nowdays to get some sucsess
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
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16.04.2012 - 13:06
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Bad English on 16.04.2012 at 09:30
to many bands nowdays to get some sucsess

As if that's a problem limited to black metal.

And I highly doubt these guys are gonna break out to be the next Iron Maiden.
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16.04.2012 - 16:08
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.04.2012 at 13:06

Written by Bad English on 16.04.2012 at 09:30
to many bands nowdays to get some sucsess

As if that's a problem limited to black metal.

And I highly doubt these guys are gonna break out to be the next Iron Maiden.


They coulkd be lil hmmm Kovenant or half Enslaved thing , now maybe 10% of those bands
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''
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I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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16.04.2012 - 21:50
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Guest on 16.04.2012 at 18:52

Yea, I might post a few annoying posts in the future as well.

I may do reviews of your review reviews too.
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16.04.2012 - 22:00
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Guest on 16.04.2012 at 21:53

Go ahead

I found this comment to be somewhat refreshing in the current climate of forum comments. Whereas most people would typically employ some cliche internet meme, Array has wisely opted to go for a straight and simple answer that reeks of positivity, particularly with the use of the classic "lol" smiley which shows that he's in touch with his easy going side.

I very much look forward to his future comments on this forum.
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16.04.2012 - 22:38
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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Like Peter Griffin Would react:

Woa woa woa woa woa woa woa woa woa woa....



You said Begotten, Lifelover, Alcest and Verwüstung in one review. I gotta try that.
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Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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17.04.2012 - 02:01
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.04.2012 at 22:38

Like Peter Griffin Would react:

Woa woa woa woa woa woa woa woa woa woa....




Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
I do your mum

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17.04.2012 - 04:42
Troy Killjoy
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.04.2012 at 22:38
You said Begotten, Lifelover, Alcest and Verwüstung in one review. I gotta try that.

I won't lie, you immediately came to mind upon my first full listen.

Because I missed you bro! All gone and whatnot with the Roadburn and stuff... I'm glad you're back dude.

*bro hug*
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17.04.2012 - 14:27
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 17.04.2012 at 04:42

Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.04.2012 at 22:38
You said Begotten, Lifelover, Alcest and Verwüstung in one review. I gotta try that.

I won't lie, you immediately came to mind upon my first full listen.

Because I missed you bro! All gone and whatnot with the Roadburn and stuff... I'm glad you're back dude.

*bro hug*


D'awwww, yeah, it's great to be back (don't listen to wha Marcel is saying xD). Missed you guys.
*Bro hug*
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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