Metal Storm logo
List Of Albums To Be As Heavy As Me
Album index | Top albums | Bottom albums | Album charts | Top lists | Staff picks


Thumbs up: +4
These are the albuns if you wanna be heavy like me. /m\ METAL /m\

Created by: MetalicIron | 27.11.2011


1. Slipknot - Iowa
"Slipknot is da heaviest band in the world, if you doesn't listen to it you are not heavy enough", MetalicIron. This sentence from that great man is actually true! Who is more satanic than a band that has a 8 point star instead of 5??? Words for what? If you wan't to be as heavy as me then you must be a maggot (not confuse with faggot). Psychosocial all the way!
2. Korn - Korn
(In case you don't know which is the band, the band is Korn). In this true raw Metal album you will feel the pain inside JD when he was bullied in school or when his father beat him, it starts with super heavy riffs that you cant make you unable to see, then some friend betrays him in ball tongue (poor JD), clown is about some kid that bullied him in school but now JD is grown up! Faget is about, well bullying. After hearing this album don't you wanna spank some bullies? oh i forgot there is a song that isn't about bullying with lullabies but that is just gay. What is heavier than using frustration playing extreme metal?
3. Evanescence - Fallen
Now this is one of the heaviest Gothic metal albums ever released, if you are jealous about Britney Spear generation of high school models and you are ugly or just fat there is still hope! You can just follow the Gothic Queen Amy Metal Lee and start your "crybabying" attitude and prepare your tourniquet because you will get depressed for sure, even more if you do commercials and own a bath tube! Some say this album is copy of Lacuna Coil but Lacuna Coil didnt have urban sprawl kids, kids being bullied in schools at their disposal and neither a dead sister! yeah you will get a piece of it when you listen to "my immortal" or "hello". Now go to hot topic and get your goth kit and your life will sure improve
4. Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
The next album is about a very creative band named "Limp Bizkit", pretty cool name they got when the trend was to spell names wrong (think about korn, staind, linkin park ...) and this time it gets extreme!, Metal was boring enough so he used a DJ, because they're so metal these days and raps stuff to fulfill his guetto attitude so he can join lots of worlds to his frenzy music. If that wasn't enough Fred Durst doen't give a fuck about his generation and you better do things in his own way!, but don't be fooled, this album is very extreme menz cuz if you Keep rollin' listening to this album, next time you father wants you to take out the garbage you will rebel yourself and then you will go to school with your cap backwards and start stealing some kids. YO YO YO Thats Limp Bizkit for ya!
5. Linkin Park - Meteora
This album has extreme riffs and lots of anger, Chester will make you shut up until he gets about to break in some song of the album, he gets so numb that every step he takes is another mistake to you, he doesn't even try to make sense anymore!. He also doesn't know where he belongs, what other reasons he needs to be more angry and put all the rage in this single album. If you wanna break the habit then go for it, headbang until you faint!


Disclaimer: All top lists are unofficial and do not represent the point of view of the MS Staff.
[ More lists by MetalicIron ]



Comments

‹‹ Back to Lists
Comments: 10   Visited by: 90 users
01.12.2011 - 04:36
fabregassed
Account deleted
1/10 for effort
Loading...
01.12.2011 - 05:07
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
I never knew JD was in Korn.
----
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
Loading...
20.12.2011 - 20:39
Void Eater
Account deleted
Written by Troy Killjoy on 01.12.2011 at 05:07

I never knew JD was in Korn.

Not surprised that he was bullied in school.
Loading...
20.12.2011 - 21:40
vezzy
Stallmanite
JD is a nufag whose claims of br00tal fandom are abhorrent, misguided and most of all, fucking fucktarded.

This list could've been so much more.
----
Licensed under the GPLv3.
Relinquish proprietary software for a greater GNU/America.
Loading...
20.12.2011 - 22:15
Snake? Snaaaake!
Account deleted
Written by vezzy on 20.12.2011 at 21:40

This list could've been so much more.

Why don't you show him how it's done
Loading...
20.12.2011 - 22:17
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by [user id=115335] on 20.12.2011 at 22:15
Why don't you show him how it's done

Nah, I intend on making a schmuck/troll bait list, but I can't think of anything good to put in "Metal Storm's Greatest Trolls".
----
Licensed under the GPLv3.
Relinquish proprietary software for a greater GNU/America.
Loading...
30.12.2011 - 04:08
Cuca Beludo
Account deleted
Man, this profile MUST be an FAKE!
Loading...
24.03.2012 - 03:29
Lit.
Account deleted
I could throw one of two insults at you: Dismissing your taste in metal and thinking of you as skinny as a bullemic supermodel, or I can humor your "heavyness" and call you fat.


My god, you've gotten fat.
Loading...
12.06.2012 - 18:55
Da?bog
Are you fuckin ritarded?
----
BELIEVE NOTHING, no matter where you read it or who has said it, unless it agrees whit your own reason and your own common sense...
Loading...
12.06.2012 - 20:13
Unhealer
Eclecticist
My favorite albums from when I was 13 Except Iowa, Slipknot is complete shit.
Loading...

Hits total: 2343 | This month: 1