http://www.okcupid.com/the-death-test

This has to be most elaborate and well thought up test I have seen online so far.

So lets hear it, who's gonna live to be a hundred, who should we be worried about, and who should already be dead.

I'll go first

According to our research, you'll be dead by:
May 2071, Age 81

Why You Die:
56% Cancer
24% Ulcers/Bowel Toughness
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

According to our research, you'll be dead by:
September 2070, Age 79

Why You Die:
56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

Pretty lame quiz...

According to our research, you'll be dead by:
October 2068, Age 77
Probable Cause:
Cancer

Interesting, but kinda lame.

August 2063, Age 72
56% Heart Attack
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

According to our research, you'll be dead by:April 2077, Age 92

Probable Cause:Cancer

Life Span:You have 24119.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 28% of your life.

You Live 91.9 Years


Average Female Life Span: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average woman.

Why You Die:56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

Don't know if I wanna go on that long.....damn....lol

Age 81, heart attack.


pretty much the way i expected/imagined/wanted it >:[

I hear ya, cancer is hurts, ow.....

Written by Yasmine on 26.04.2011 at 20:28

Don't know if I wanna go on that long.....damn....lol

I guess its all about how vital one can stay at that age. I mean, I'd have nothing against living long if I could at least go to the bathroom by myself and keep my mind somewhat clear. On the other hand, spending the last years ( maybe even decades ) of my life chained to a bed, blind, deaf, senile... no thanks.

Written by Valentin B on 26.04.2011 at 20:30

Age 81, heart attack.

Almost the same, althought in my case it was 83 years old.

I thought it was funny that the second option was car accident, i was like "wait whaaaaat'". Probably has to do with the reflection part of the test in which I sucked at because I'm using right now a laptop with those touchpads so it's kind of difficult. I will probably do it again just for that.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 26.04.2011 at 21:00

Written by Valentin B on 26.04.2011 at 20:30

Age 81, heart attack.

Almost the same, althought in my case it was 83 years old.

I thought it was funny that the second option was car accident, i was like "wait whaaaaat'". Probably has to do with the reflection part of the test in which I sucked at because I'm using right now a laptop with those touchpads so it's kind of difficult. I will probably do it again just for that.

Yeah, I'm also using a laptop and with a mouse I could have done maybe twice as fast

Written by Guest on 26.04.2011 at 20:42

Written by Yasmine on 26.04.2011 at 20:28

Don't know if I wanna go on that long.....damn....lol

I guess its all about how vital one can stay at that age. I mean, I'd have nothing against living long if I could at least go to the bathroom by myself and keep my mind somewhat clear. On the other hand, spending the last years ( maybe even decades ) of my life chained to a bed, blind, deaf, senile... no thanks.

Men have it better in old age though imo. lol

Btw have you guys noticed that all the numbers that figures in this results are 56%,24%,13%,5%,2% ?

Yes I did, with the lowest 2 being for the most part in the same spot everytime.

June 2078, Age 87, old age. Death in June, huh? Isn't that nice.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 26.04.2011 at 21:00

I thought it was funny that the second option was car accident, i was like "wait whaaaaat'".

Same here, although if I'm gonna live here for the rest of my life, I shouldn't sound so surprised. Latvians do drive like maniacs. XD

June 2014, Age 46

Heart Attack.

So, peeps, only 3 more years and 2 months to go for me on this site

But why the questions on religion and if anyone in the family suffers from ugliness? I didn't know ugliness was a disease?

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.04.2011 at 10:49

June 2014, Age 46

Heart Attack.

So, peeps, only 3 more years and 2 months to go for me on this site

But why the questions on religion and if anyone in the family suffers from ugliness? I didn't know ugliness was a disease?

*starts counting the days*

i think you're just giving us false hopes

October 2072, Age 83, Cancer

I think it will be just enough....well October seems to be a nice month to die.

March 2071, Age 83
Heart Attack

56% Heart Attack
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

Pretty silly quiz lol

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.04.2011 at 10:49

I didn't know ugliness was a disease?

Maybe they think that ugly people are less likely to change a lot of sex partners, hence reducing the risk of getting some nasty disease, hence prolonging your life expectancy

OKay this test is way off.

I did the test again, answered the exact same and not it is telling me I ill live to be 79 and will die of cancer

April 2014, Age 24 Heart Attack
You have 1102.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 87% of your life.
You Live 23.9 Years
Average Female Life Span: 77.1 years
As you can plainly see, you have less health and vitality than the average woman.
56% Heart Attack
24% Ulcers/Bowel Toughness
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

I always knew I would die young, but... heart attack before 24 years old? Can this actually happen?
makes no sense at all.


.

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.04.2011 at 10:49

June 2014, Age 46

Heart Attack.

So, peeps, only 3 more years and 2 months to go for me on this site

But why the questions on religion and if anyone in the family suffers from ugliness? I didn't know ugliness was a disease?

April 2014, Age 24 Heart Attack
You have 1102.0 days left on this earth.

It seems that someone will beat you in the " who dies first" competition.

Written by Yavanna on 28.04.2011 at 14:40

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.04.2011 at 10:49

June 2014, Age 46

Heart Attack.

So, peeps, only 3 more years and 2 months to go for me on this site

But why the questions on religion and if anyone in the family suffers from ugliness? I didn't know ugliness was a disease?

April 2014, Age 24 Heart Attack
You have 1102.0 days left on this earth.

It seems that someone will beat you in the " who dies first" competition.

well, for you it's still 4 years and for me 3

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.04.2011 at 14:42

Written by Yavanna on 28.04.2011 at 14:40

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.04.2011 at 10:49

June 2014, Age 46

Heart Attack.

So, peeps, only 3 more years and 2 months to go for me on this site

But why the questions on religion and if anyone in the family suffers from ugliness? I didn't know ugliness was a disease?

April 2014, Age 24 Heart Attack
You have 1102.0 days left on this earth.

It seems that someone will beat you in the " who dies first" competition.

well, for you it's still 4 years and for me 3

I don't think so... I will die in April, and you in June of the same year
I will die at 24, but I will be 21 next month

so...
I STILL WIN

Written by Yavanna on 28.04.2011 at 14:47


so...
I STILL WIN

That is a victory I wouldn't want to have But congratulations on dying first

"Medical History - Ugliness"

"In the last two years, how often have you done the following? - Held in your farts"

hahaha wtf??? Oh, someone clicked all those boxes in 1.4 seconds? Damn, I did it in 5.6 lol

I don't really have family, so I couldn't answer everything accurately.

March 2064, Age 77
Probable Cause: Cancer

56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Overdose
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

Written by Yavanna on 28.04.2011 at 14:38

24% Ulcers/Bowel Toughness

You need to poop more often

According to our research, you'll be dead by:

August 2050, Age 73

Probable Cause:
Cancer

Me, live to 73? I find that very hard to believe. :\ The way my body feels, I have serious doubts I'll live to see 40, let alone 73. lol

It says i'm gonna die of a heart attack in 2069 at the age of 78.
Kind of a boring way to die if you ask me... I don't wanna go like that.