The life expectancy and death test
Original post
Posted by Account deleted, 26.04.2011 - 18:56
This has to be most elaborate and well thought up test I have seen online so far.
So lets hear it, who's gonna live to be a hundred, who should we be worried about, and who should already be dead.
| wormdrink414 Elite Posts: 1295  |
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| Timm O))) Posts: 114  |
I wanna die on stage. Playing so fucking loud the venue comes crashing down and i get buried alive under a giant stack of Sunn amps or something.
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| Dangerboner Lactation Cnslt Posts: 7262  |
Written by Troy Killjoy on 26.04.2011 at 19:10 O.o
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| Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306  |
Written by Dangerboner on 01.05.2011 at 18:15 Thanks to you.
---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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| Yavanna Posts: 616  |
Written by Dangerboner on 01.05.2011 at 09:36 I don't really think that this is the problem... I would maybe die of ulcers because I am an angry person, but hey, this test makes no sense at all 
---- Carry me to the shoreline Bury me in the sand Walk me across the water And maybe you'll understand
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| Bulletdodger Posts: 463  |
According to our research, you'll be dead by: May 2061, Age 70 Probable Cause: Cancer Hm... Interesting. Better than the last "joke" test I did when I ended up dying at 36.
---- Aus dem Paradies, das Cantor uns geschaffen, soll uns niemand vertreiben können. David Hilbert
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| ß Problem? Posts: 916  |
According to our research, you'll be dead by: March 2072, Age 81 Probable Cause: Cancer 81 years, not bad.
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| ANGEL REAPER Posts: 3687  |
Written by Bulletdodger on 04.05.2011 at 20:18 HA! according to this I am going to outlive you !
---- "Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..." "Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts" 
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| Ghostdancer Posts: 196  |
October 2046 at the age of 74...probable cause: heart attack. Hell, it's better than I expected.
---- "Bullshit! You didn't convince me!"
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| Bulletdodger Posts: 463 |
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 06.05.2011 at 01:47 Not if I can help it 
---- Aus dem Paradies, das Cantor uns geschaffen, soll uns niemand vertreiben können. David Hilbert
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| ANGEL REAPER Posts: 3687 |
Written by Bulletdodger on 06.05.2011 at 12:49 dont worry i will make sure that i will outlive you....by any means 
---- "Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..." "Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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| Tranquillizer Account deleted |
Tranquillizer
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I hereby declare myself not responsible for any acts of violence that may come as a result of taking this test.  That being said, let it be known that if violence should happen, may it be properly documented and posted here for the enjoyment of the MS public. 
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| ANGEL REAPER Posts: 3687 |
Oh you mean about me and Bulletdodger? well i know the man in person ..... we are long time friends.... so i just piss him of once a while.....
---- "Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..." "Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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| Bulletdodger Posts: 463 |
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 06.05.2011 at 21:24 He pisses me of once in a while , I piss him of every day
---- Aus dem Paradies, das Cantor uns geschaffen, soll uns niemand vertreiben können. David Hilbert
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| ANGEL REAPER Posts: 3687 |
Written by Bulletdodger on 07.05.2011 at 15:18 so you think you are though A? ok if that is game you gonna play.....
---- "Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..." "Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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| Bulletdodger Posts: 463 |
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 07.05.2011 at 15:24 No , I'm just good at pissing people of
---- Aus dem Paradies, das Cantor uns geschaffen, soll uns niemand vertreiben können. David Hilbert
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| ANGEL REAPER Posts: 3687 |
Written by Bulletdodger on 07.05.2011 at 15:35 you just like to over piss yourself..... 
---- "Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..." "Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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| Bulletdodger Posts: 463 |
Don't make me piss on you boy !
---- Aus dem Paradies, das Cantor uns geschaffen, soll uns niemand vertreiben können. David Hilbert
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| ANGEL REAPER Posts: 3687 |
Oh you can only try....
---- "Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..." "Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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| JD Account deleted |
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Till 76. And I thought that I will never make it to 40! EDIT: I did the test without saying anything about my alcoholism days, so I think I should do it again. EDIT: I did the test again, till 75! 
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| Mattybu Posts: 2589  |
Age 81 for me. Pretty solid life, although realistically I'm lasting longer than 81. I can tell ya'll that right now.
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| Himann Orm KrigGud Posts: 1859  |
June 2056, Age 71 Probable Cause: Heart Attack I think this is very unlikely. More likely to go around 60 or perhaps mid 50's. More interestingly, I've found out Angelic Storms age. 
---- To be Draped by the Shadow of your Morbid Palace. Ohh, Hate Living...The only heat is warm blood So Pure... So Cold Transilvanian Hunger
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| JD Account deleted |
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Account deleted Written by Himann on 02.08.2011 at 16:25 Really? that will be interesting to know. @Angelic Storms you better PM me and tell me
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| Himann Orm KrigGud Posts: 1859 |
Written by Guest on 03.08.2011 at 22:42 Well on August 2050 she'll be 73, so....
---- To be Draped by the Shadow of your Morbid Palace. Ohh, Hate Living...The only heat is warm blood So Pure... So Cold Transilvanian Hunger
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18276  |
Written by Guest on 04.08.2011 at 14:03 I did the test the first time with a touchpad... Doing the test again with my mouse at home kind of improved my life with 2-3 years XD So yeah... get a good mouse folks! it will improve your life.
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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| SaleFlamand Posts: 30  |
August 2060, Age 81 Heart Attack
---- I'm a Jupiler man, drink it as much as I can.
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ErnilEnNaur
Account deleted Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.08.2011 at 14:54 Correction: it will prolong your life
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