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Darkest Hour Wrap Up Eleventh Studio Album Jul 02
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00:31 - Opethian

@GagReflex, it's been like that for 16 years now.

00:26 - MadHatter

Why do Nothing have such a prominent Devin Townsend vibe. I like their sound though, pleasant to listen

19:55 - no one

Deafheaven were epic last night, cool to see them in a small venue with not much people. George Clark is an amazing front man with so much energy and animation even in the slow shoegazy parts somehow.

19:46 - no one

Dogs in cafes sometimes (I'm about to go to one)but I've never seen it in a restaurant not even in small towns.

18:22 - AndyMetalFreak

It was the owner who gave me a load of verbal abuse by the way not the dog.

18:20 - AndyMetalFreak

I don't eat out nowadays anyway, not just because of dogs but because it's so bloody expensive.

18:18 - AndyMetalFreak

The majority of restaurants and cafe's accept dogs around here. I had to tell an owner of once because his dog nicked something from my plate and I just got a load of abuse back off him.

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	Saidan Fangdriller: Scars Beneath Memories Wrist
	Inherits The Void The Silent Abscission
	Urzah A Tranquil Void
	Masterplan Metalmorphosis
	Fires In The Distance Circadian Promise
	Guilt Trip Armour Of Angels
	Draconian In Somnolent Ruin
	Sinamort Breathing Cargo


	Fortress Festival 2026
	Wait a Minute! This Isn't Metal! May 2026
	Clandestine Cuts Vol. 16 Issue #5 Awesome New Demos and EPs
	Incineration Festival 2026
	Wait A Minute! This Isn't Metal! April 2026
	Roadburn 2026
	Clandestine Cuts Vol. 16 Issue #4 Awesome New Demos and EPs
	Wait A Minute! This Isn't Metal! March 2026
	Of Courage and Integrity Nuki
	Thrashin' Of The Christ II Blasphemy Boogaloo

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03.07 - Spain Rock Imperium Festival 2026 2
06.07 - Italy System Of A Down: European Tour 2026 2
24.07 - Bulgaria Hills Of Rock 2026 2
05.07 - Portugal Evil Live Festival 2026 2

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José V. Aldeguer (25)
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Kristiano Profano (45)
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Maor Appelbaum (51)
Marc Dickson (41)
Mario Monteverde (45)
Mark Santos (30)
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Mikey Doling (60)
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Noralf Venås (52)
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Ragnar Östberg (27)
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Sergey Stankov (1964–2016)
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Stephen Edward Robello (64)
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2017 - Arturo Fabres
1989 - Dominick Stephen Mincieli
1971 - James Douglas "Jim" Morrison
2025 - Matt Moulis

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1.	Fires In The Distance Circadian Promise
2.	Evergrey Architects Of A New Weave
3.	Khemmis Khemmis
4.	Stormkeep The Nocturnes Of Iswylm
5.	Evanescence Sanctuary
6.	At The Gates The Ghost Of A Future Dead
7.	Tarja Frisson Noir
8.	Dimmu Borgir Grand Serpent Rising
9.	Heavenwood The Tarot Of The Bohemians - Part II
10.	Klimt 1918 Àmor



1.	Judas Priest Painkiller
2.	Death Symbolic
3.	Megadeth Rust In Peace
4.	Metallica Master Of Puppets
5.	Metallica Ride The Lightning
6.	Opeth Blackwater Park
7.	Black Sabbath Paranoid
8.	Iron Maiden Powerslave
9.	Death The Sound Of Perseverance
10.	Rainbow Rising



1.	Fires In The Distance Circadian Promise
2.	At The Gates The Ghost Of A Future Dead
3.	Draconian In Somnolent Ruin
4.	Immolation Descent
5.	Hellripper Coronach
6.	Archspire Too Fast To Die
7.	Elder Through Zero
8.	Neurosis An Undying Love For A Burning World
9.	Enshine Elevation
10.	Angellore Nocturnes

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