Short, he ends up pushing both hands right into my dick, and I fall over. I get up and take a swing at him and just catch the tip of his nose. Now dude is leaking like a faucet, and security comes over (who I've known forever)...

Using the sound guys table to lean on because of my knee. Again, he starts to say something to me and now I'm on the offensive "Dude, you can move wherever you want in here" and the dude full force goes to shove me, but he's so...

The dude again says something, and I'm like "dude I'm sorry, maybe it's my bad knee and I'm a little wobbly and not noticing" and he goes "Well that's not my problem". Meanwhile I would move, but the place is packed and I'm...

He said to me "hey man, you keep bumping into me, can you be more careful?" And I'm like "Oh shit for sure dude, I'm sorry", but I started thing about it and I literally had been standing in the same spot without moving for 20 min

Next to the sound table. There was this dude that I can only described as a bearded smurf behind me. He was like 5'4 and 240lbs.

This is crazy. One time I was seeing a popular local indie band. Sold out show, probably 500 people. I had just recently had a knee injury and was just starting to walk again normally. I am 6'3" so I was chilling at the back...

@Ivor: saw October Tide live, the vocalist was drunk out of his mind, an awful show it was