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Written by Irritable Ted on 23.11.2010 at 18:55
Written by Promonex on 23.11.2010 at 18:06
Written by Irritable Ted on 22.11.2010 at 17:28
I had a hypothetical agreement with my girlfriend that we could name someone famous that we could sleep with no questions asked. Stray For A Day we called it.
She picked Brad Pitt, I picked Simone Simons. Now she is not happy that Epica is coming to Nottingham.
You know there's only one way to become the guy on the right: pair your girlfriend off with Oliver Palotai.
She has already said that I can't grow a goatee, so I don't think she will go for that one.
Anyway, first rule of metal, you should never let your girlfriend go off with the keyboard player, only the drummer.
Who cares who your soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend is gonna get together with, if your soon-to-be-girlfriend is Simone Simons?
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All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu... This is the truth! This is my belief! ...At least for now.
- The Mystery of Life, Vol. 841 Ch. 26