You Suck!!
| Written by: | Herzebeth |
| Published: | May 30, 2008 |
So the culture of "You Suck!" arrived and it's stronger than ever...
I was all happy polishing my nice CD collection, I noticed my lack of a buckethead album so I went to the local record store just to find almost every single album by that fellow is more expensive than a piña colonic, so I bought the following items instead:
Buckethead - Enter The Chicken
The Kooks - Konk
Mogwai - Rock Action
Godspeed You Black Emperor - Slow Riot For New Zero Canada EP
All of a sudden an old guy (you know with geek glasses, short hair an old candlemass shirt and the classic old man fat belly) basically just looking old (he was maybe 40 or so) came to me and said...
Old Dude: So I noticed you are wearing a Carcass shirt, cool band and all, you going' CD huntin' today aren't ya'?
I thought..."uh a friendly geek, what a nice thing..."
Herz: Sort of, I just wanted some Buckethead for my collection and...
Old Dude: *Going Crazy* Buckethead?!?!?!!? what the fuck are you doing wearing a Carcass shirt if you like Buckethead?
Herz: Well uhm...what's the big deal, I'm open minded I guess...
Old Dude: *sees my new CD's* and Mogwai? Dude you suck!
Herz: WTF?!?!
Old Dude: *enters an office while looking really geek and senior*
Turns out the dude was the owner of the fucking store; so it makes me wonder, a dude who's almost 40 years old owns a record shop, he's a metal-head and hates almost everything that doesn't sound classic or old-school...then I figure, why the fuck does he opens a record shop with tons of rock albums and lacks of musical appreciation...to feel better about himself? to buy food for his kids? to earn the right of saying "you suck" to people with non metal albums on their to-buy list?
Are we all elitists? me calling him a Geek doesn't makes me that open-minded neither right? we then have "anti-poser" topics throughout the entire forum, I've seen people throwing bottles at emos and posers in concerts... yes they suck...but why really?
The thing is, maybe that old dude should have been polishing his phonograph while listening to old hippie bands like May Blitz or Iron Butterfly...he decided not to and starts listening to metal to feel less old...good for him, way to go!... but then bashes a helpless little kid (me) for buying things he doesn't like, WTF?
why the hell do most people wants to feel more like a connoiseur by telling other people "they suck"???
In the end there will be always someone more clever than you, more experienced than you, with ten times more CD's than you and so on...still we see someone with less stuff and we obviously take the chance and inmediately say "You Suck"!!!! it feels so warm and nice...but it's fucking wrong...right?...right? come on I KNOW YOU'VE USED THIS PHRASE MORE THAN ONCE!!!
so anyway, this was my nice experience this day, if you didn't like it just read the title again
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10094  |
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537  |
Written by Valentin B on 30.05.2008 at 15:18 dude didn't you see I'm on a very sad state of mind?  Lol...yeah I got owned
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| Deus Ex Machina Posts: 1250  |
I love how you made it seem that 45-ish is as old as dirt  That was such a ridiculous situation. I can't even get it completely. It's JUST music. Who gives a shit about how many CD's someone has or what genre bands a person listens too? Wow. Who counts, cares and does that? Point being... that dude - he should relax.
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| Torelli Posts: 1288  |
Now that is an intresting title! But, seriously, can you do no other then laugh about it? That kind of comment would make may day complety, considering how ridiculous and laughable it is.
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| destroyah supercharger Elite Posts: 12195  |
I honestly can't even comment on this one... What horrible thing could Mogwai possibly have done to that man?
---- About me: "The best out of all the people ever" - Washington Post "We abandoned Christ for Destroyah's love!" - The Watchtower "Simply amazing!" - Rolling Stone
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| Darkside Momo Retired Elite Posts: 9089  |
Written by destroyah on 31.05.2008 at 12:26 We'd better leave this private subject alone, no ? 
---- My Author's Blog (in French)  "You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you" "I've lost too many years now I'm stealing back my soul I am awake"
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537 |
Written by destroyah on 31.05.2008 at 12:26 Didn't you see Gremlins? Maybe he got really scared and never actually forgot his fears...if you feed a mogwai after midnight they'll become horrible monsters ready to laugh at Snowhite and the seven dwarfs...really fucked up! You have no idea how much I LOVE this creature  Gizmo is obviously my favorite Mogwai /
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| destroyah supercharger Elite Posts: 12195 |
Written by Herzebeth on 31.05.2008 at 21:45 Aaaaahhhh yeeaaah - now i remember
---- About me: "The best out of all the people ever" - Washington Post "We abandoned Christ for Destroyah's love!" - The Watchtower "Simply amazing!" - Rolling Stone
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| jupitreas hi-fi / lo-life Staff Posts: 6659  |
I have a Gizmo toy. I take it with me on all long journeys. Too bad I cant wash him.
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537 |
Written by jupitreas on 01.06.2008 at 15:08 Dude really? I've been meaning to buy one, I saw one that actually sings and dances like Gizmo but it's expensive like hell (50 bucks) EDIT: Found it on the internet, is this one the one you have? 
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| jupitreas hi-fi / lo-life Staff Posts: 6659 |
no, mine is just a stuffed gizmo. its basically the same as a stuffed bear, just that, well, its not a bear
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537 |
Written by jupitreas on 01.06.2008 at 19:18 I guess it's even better then, you can sleep with it and hug it I've been looking for a simple stuffed Gizmo but all I find are ugly dolls with weird looking faces and ugly ears... A friend tried to sell me this one, it looks like a weird chewbacca  
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| jupitreas hi-fi / lo-life Staff Posts: 6659 |
lmao, that gizmo is totally ridiculous haha. this is the one i have:  it looks basically the same as the movie gizmo, and it sits on top of a speaker in my room (when we're not travelling that is).
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| Deadsoulman Elite Posts: 8004  |
Written by Herzebeth on 30.05.2008 at 08:35 Man, that looks so much like a perfect description of Marcel
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537 |
Written by Deadsoulman on 02.06.2008 at 13:55 LOL...Marcel ain't Geek is he? Or maybe everyone in the world starts looking EXACTLY the same after turning 40 something
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| Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071  |
Written by Herzebeth on 02.06.2008 at 17:14 I might or might not be a geek But the description of glasses (though mine are of the geek type ), short hair, old Candlemass T-shirt (though I had to throw that one away), fat beer belly & 40 or so years old, does sound uncannily like me.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996 
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537 |
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 02.06.2008 at 21:59 well I took the liberty of browsing through your pics in the gallery...you look more like an entrepeneur than a geek dear metal o' Friend hehehe...though I can see how Collin said you fit the description LOL...come to think of it, the old guy that raped me did had an odd Dutch accent...uhm...makes me wonder...
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| Ivor Staff Posts: 5489  |
Yeah, there's a whole country in Europe that breeds the kinds like Marcel. I do agree with Collin, that description made me think of Marcel as well. Though, his English is clean.I.
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| Darkside Momo Retired Elite Posts: 9089 |
I think he hid from everyone the fact that he has a second life in mexico.
---- My Author's Blog (in French) "You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you" "I've lost too many years now I'm stealing back my soul I am awake"
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| Doc G. Full Grown Hoser Staff Posts: 9718  |
What a bastard. When I get hassled by old people I try and act like an arrogant spoiled brat and brag about how youthful I am just to screw with 'em. BTW-Where the hell the Gremlins discussion come from?
---- "I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck." - George Carlin
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| Deadsoulman Elite Posts: 8004 |
Written by Doc G. on 24.06.2008 at 21:56 From Herz buying a Mogwai album - Mogwai being the race of Gizmo
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| jupitreas hi-fi / lo-life Staff Posts: 6659 |
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| Deadsoulman Elite Posts: 8004 |
Lol, yeah, while typing I was thinking that something wasn't quite right but I couldn't find the correct word 
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| jupitreas hi-fi / lo-life Staff Posts: 6659 |
dismal had a chance to see my Gizmo at Hellfest (this is NOT a euphemism!). As I said, it is my travel companion and since I travel a lot I take it with me whenever I leave the country. Sounds like a silly superstition but the one time I didnt take him I had my wallet stolen...
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| destroyah supercharger Elite Posts: 12195 |
Written by jupitreas on 26.06.2008 at 02:17 Now I don't wanna say anything about your Gizmo but did you ask if he had an alibi?
---- About me: "The best out of all the people ever" - Washington Post "We abandoned Christ for Destroyah's love!" - The Watchtower "Simply amazing!" - Rolling Stone
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| Jason W. Razorbliss Staff Posts: 3523  |
Written by jupitreas on 26.06.2008 at 02:17 !!!!Written by jupitreas on 26.06.2008 at 02:17 Yes and it was very cool! I can't say I have anything for trips where I have had to fly to get there, but I always have a road trip companion that "protects" the car, haha. Anyway, I think I will watch the Gremlins movie after work now!
---- "After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
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| Darkside Momo Retired Elite Posts: 9089 |
Written by destroyah on 26.06.2008 at 11:58 Let's bet he hasn't.
---- My Author's Blog (in French) "You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you" "I've lost too many years now I'm stealing back my soul I am awake"
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18369  |
Lol... that guy was a bastard. I think that metalheads must be very humble with their tastes and knowledge about the music. You have the right to think "damm.. that guy sucks" But too say that it's another thing IMO. I have tr00 people that cares about the genre.
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| Spyroid Rosetta Stoned Posts: 1023  |
Really nice Cd's you bought. Love all of them, especially the GY!BE EP
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