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05.07.2008 - 10:16
Berfones
"Pretty women make us but beer, ugly women make us drink beer"
"We won the chempionship, we were great, everybody adored me, and then your mother, the end"
"To the nudie bar!!"
"Lets rock..."
"Hooters hooters yum yum yum, hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb"

Have any other lines from the great show? big fans and watching every re-run for 15 times? this is your rightful place...
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08.07.2008 - 20:28
Kap'N Korrupt
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I remember that show...it always used to come on after the Simpsons back in the early 90s...I would sit and watch it when I was a kid but never understood it and I haven't really watched it since...
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08.07.2008 - 22:30
Warman
Erotic Stains
They still show it here in Sweden. It's so stupid really, in the good way though.
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08.07.2008 - 22:55
Valentin B
Iconoclast
it's a decent comedy show, but sometimes it's too much 'my life is pathetic' whining from Al. and the audience is sometimes too insane lol
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08.07.2008 - 23:42
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Valentin B on 08.07.2008 at 22:55

it's a decent comedy show, but sometimes it's too much 'my life is pathetic' whining from Al. and the audience is sometimes too insane lol

What audience? All the laughter is canned.
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08.07.2008 - 23:48
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.07.2008 at 23:42

Written by Valentin B on 08.07.2008 at 22:55

it's a decent comedy show, but sometimes it's too much 'my life is pathetic' whining from Al. and the audience is sometimes too insane lol

What audience? All the laughter is canned.

it's the laughter that i meant, they're too insane all the time

Written by Berfones on 05.07.2008 at 10:16

"To the nudie bar!!"

hahah, the nudy bar... *evil face*
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08.07.2008 - 23:50
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Valentin B on 08.07.2008 at 23:48

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.07.2008 at 23:42

Written by Valentin B on 08.07.2008 at 22:55

it's a decent comedy show, but sometimes it's too much 'my life is pathetic' whining from Al. and the audience is sometimes too insane lol

What audience? All the laughter is canned.

it's the laughter that i meant, they're too insane all the time

Like I said they play "recorded" laughter, like they do in most sitcoms.
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Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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09.07.2008 - 00:48
Kap'N Korrupt
Account deleted
You mean that the studio audience is ridiculous...they always tend to be...
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09.07.2008 - 12:45
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by [user id=2084] on 09.07.2008 at 00:48

You mean that the studio audience is ridiculous...they always tend to be...

What I am saying is that "Married With Children" is not recorded in front of a live studio audience. MWC is recorded in a regular studio without any audience present (like 90% of the sitcoms)
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Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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09.07.2008 - 13:25
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Yeah, I like that show.. They aired it here few months ago... Al Bundy is legend
I like US shows that DO NOT go with the cliche of "happy & perfect american family" My God, that sucks...
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09.07.2008 - 14:07
Smurfophagist
Written by Stalker on 09.07.2008 at 13:25

Yeah, I like that show.. They aired it here few months ago... Al Bundy is legend
I like US shows that DO NOT go with the cliche of "happy & perfect american family" My God, that sucks...

Yeah, I know what you mean dude... Sometimes I just want to storm into that Full House and kill all the actors with a chainsaw. Starting with Michelle.
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09.07.2008 - 14:11
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Written by Smurfophagist on 09.07.2008 at 14:07

Written by Stalker on 09.07.2008 at 13:25

Yeah, I like that show.. They aired it here few months ago... Al Bundy is legend
I like US shows that DO NOT go with the cliche of "happy & perfect american family" My God, that sucks...

Yeah, I know what you mean dude... Sometimes I just want to storm into that Full House and kill all the actors with a chainsaw. Starting with Michelle.

Hahah LOL, but the "best" moments are (and im sure youve seen plenty of 'em) when a father says to son in the end of the episode, or a movie "son, Im proud of you"
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09.07.2008 - 15:33
Nox Lux
codebreaker
Written by Smurfophagist on 09.07.2008 at 14:07

Written by Stalker on 09.07.2008 at 13:25

Yeah, I like that show.. They aired it here few months ago... Al Bundy is legend
I like US shows that DO NOT go with the cliche of "happy & perfect american family" My God, that sucks...

Yeah, I know what you mean dude... Sometimes I just want to storm into that Full House and kill all the actors with a chainsaw. Starting with Michelle.

For sure.
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09.07.2008 - 22:58
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Staff
I had to stop watching that show because it was too close to home so to speak.
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12.07.2008 - 14:24
Berfones
this show was the first, I think, to show life as it is and not as it is supposed to be, and this is what made it so funny, oh yeah, and Christina Applegate (enough said)
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23.12.2008 - 12:29
LeChron James
Helvetesfossen
Al bundy is basically my dad. minus the drinking and selling shoes for a living. hes a middle school teacher. my dad makes time to find reruns and now that hes getting a new tv, he can watch it in HD hahaha
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24.12.2008 - 10:10
Berfones
Written by LeChron James on 23.12.2008 at 12:29

Al bundy is basically my dad. minus the drinking and selling shoes for a living. hes a middle school teacher. my dad makes time to find reruns and now that hes getting a new tv, he can watch it in HD hahaha

a dream come true...
everyone is a bit Al Bundy, too bad Psycho Dad is not on TV...
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09.01.2009 - 22:11
metalhead3
Married with chilren is my favourite show.Show is really great.Some tried 'copy' show in croatian version but croatian version is too bad.They can't find someone who can act Al Bundy like Ed O'Neill.
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12.01.2009 - 20:11
sq_xeper
This is one of the greatest sitcoms in the history of USA, Al Bundy shows everything that men want to do or say but dont have the guts to do it. The other day I was watching some Anthrax videos and I watched the episode where the full band goes into Al Bundy's house, eat some food of the fridge and they start to play "In My World" and tear up the whole house, I remember when I was a kid, I watched that episode and thought "damn, thats a real metal band" of course at that time I didnt know it was Anthrax
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27.01.2009 - 15:16
Berfones
Written by sq_xeper on 12.01.2009 at 20:11

This is one of the greatest sitcoms in the history of USA, Al Bundy shows everything that men want to do or say but dont have the guts to do it. The other day I was watching some Anthrax videos and I watched the episode where the full band goes into Al Bundy's house, eat some food of the fridge and they start to play "In My World" and tear up the whole house, I remember when I was a kid, I watched that episode and thought "damn, thats a real metal band" of course at that time I didnt know it was Anthrax

nice episode
when I first saw it I wasn't even 10 years old XD I didn't even know what metal was back then...
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27.01.2009 - 18:00
maf
Account deleted
I remember watching that show back when I was 4 years old. I sat in front of the television singing along to the theme song and tried to play it on the sesame street keyboard toy. Ah those were the days...
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28.01.2009 - 11:00
Berfones
Written by [user id=36971] on 27.01.2009 at 18:00

I remember watching that show back when I was 4 years old. I sat in front of the television singing along to the theme song and tried to play it on the sesame street keyboard toy. Ah those were the days...

I remember singing along with the "Psycho dad" song
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28.01.2009 - 13:35
Warman
Erotic Stains
"Psycho Dad" is awesome!
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30.01.2009 - 17:11
maf
Account deleted
Written by Berfones on 28.01.2009 at 11:00

Written by [user id=36971] on 27.01.2009 at 18:00

I remember watching that show back when I was 4 years old. I sat in front of the television singing along to the theme song and tried to play it on the sesame street keyboard toy. Ah those were the days...

I remember singing along with the "Psycho dad" song

Same here I love that song
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30.01.2009 - 18:48
ForeverDarkWoods
This show is one of the few that I can actually say is totally bitch ass worthless, but since it's totally worthless in such a good way it's still awesome as fuck. You get just as many laughs from the ways it manages to suck as you do from the hilariously bad jokes. It's so bad it gets good, basically.

I've spent way too many hours of my life watching it for it to be healthy.....
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31.01.2009 - 00:58
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
My post in the Anthrax thread from yesterday:

Got a nice surprise this morning. turned on the TV while getting ready for work and the episode of "Married with Children" with the 'win a dinner with Anthrax' episode came on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQmWGbd2MYc

Frank Bello had a couple good lines in that one.
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12.05.2009 - 13:16
Slayer666
Written by [user id=36971] on 30.01.2009 at 17:11

Written by Berfones on 28.01.2009 at 11:00

Written by [user id=36971] on 27.01.2009 at 18:00

I remember watching that show back when I was 4 years old. I sat in front of the television singing along to the theme song and tried to play it on the sesame street keyboard toy. Ah those were the days...

I remember singing along with the "Psycho dad" song

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Same here I love that song

"Psycho Mom" is better!
Who's a gall who don't need a man....
Killed him dead with a frying pan......
'Cuz the bastard missed the can.....
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12.05.2009 - 14:37
Berfones
Written by Slayer666 on 12.05.2009 at 13:16

Written by [user id=36971] on 30.01.2009 at 17:11

Written by Berfones on 28.01.2009 at 11:00

Written by [user id=36971] on 27.01.2009 at 18:00

I remember watching that show back when I was 4 years old. I sat in front of the television singing along to the theme song and tried to play it on the sesame street keyboard toy. Ah those were the days...

I remember singing along with the "Psycho dad" song

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Same here I love that song

"Psycho Mom" is better!
Who's a gall who don't need a man....
Killed him dead with a frying pan......
'Cuz the bastard missed the can.....

psycho dad and psycho mom should be the national heros of U.S. and their song the national anthems...
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26.07.2011 - 10:06
ErnilEnNaur
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Why do people keep calling this excellent documentary a "sitcom"?
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01.11.2011 - 14:39
Berfones
Written by [user id=105293] on 26.07.2011 at 10:06

Why do people keep calling this excellent documentary a "sitcom"?

I agree! The show should have started with a "based on a true story" label or something...
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