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aTelecine - A Cassette Tape Culture review



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Band: aTelecine
Album: A Cassette Tape Culture
Style: Industrial metal
Release date: November 02, 2010
A review by: Lucas


01. Find Nothing Else
02. Chroeg Xen
03. It's All Write
04. She Is Beautiful
05. Kitchen Light
06. A Cassette Played
07. Auon [live]
08. Some What Daft
09. Elijah's New Sun
10. I Came, I Sat, I Departed
11. RH
12. Never Was A Dreamer

Before I continue, please allow me to apologize for this review in advance. It is most likely going to be one shithouse review, but please bear with me nonetheless and hear my lament. Every since I've discovered aTelecine, my life is in ruins. I can't sleep, I can't eat, I lost my job, I haven't seen my friends in months, I haven't shaved in weeks, I haven't seen sunlight in days...

aTelecine is an industrial/noise/black metal combo (more or less)... Featuring... Wait for it....... Sasha Grey. Oh yes. Yes. Oh yes. Yes! I am hereby admitting that yes, I am a male and I definitely, definitely, definitely cannot stop drooling over the fact a world-famous *uhum* star is in a industrial/noise/black combo (sort of). Call me immature, call me a hormone-crazed teenager, call me whatever the hell you like... I'm just very amused at this very little fact. And I like everything sensational.

In all seriousness, though. aTelecine. A Cassette Tape Culture is perhaps one of the prettiest little records you've ever heard. Delicate little melodies tumble over other tiny little melodies, birds sing their little songs in the morning sun, glimmering drops of dew come crashing down from the burnt trees in this barren wasteland, ravenous beasts claw at each other in a desperate hunger-crazed battle. Well, uhm, actually none of that is really true, but you know what I mean, right?

Ok, for realz, aTelecine is a mixture of looped squeals, screams, squeaks and everything else vicious. Sasha's distorted orgasms serve as vocals, something heavy pounding on something metal serves as drums, hisses, mindlessly repetitive, imagine Eyehategod fistfucking Godflesh or if you're not into overly-obscene references just for shock value than just imagine something really minimalistic, metallic and noisy. That'll do just as well.

So what's the value of this little baby if it wouldn't have been co-created by Sasha Grey? It's hard to say, really. Is it really necessary to look at this, purely from a musical point of view? We're on a music site, so yeah, maybe it is. But then again, in a way, knowing who is part of this little ensemble does enhance the grey, oppressive and depressive nature of the music, doesn't it?

Good night to y'all, sirs, I'm off to collect some more of the girl's material. There's nothing else to live for, anyway.





Written on 04.01.2011 by If you're interested in extreme, often emotional and underground music, check out my reviews. I retired from reviewing, but I really used to be into that stuff.


Comments

Comments: 62   [ 2 ignored ]   Visited by: 312 users
04.01.2011 - 14:26
Mikyz
I second everything you said, since I discovered this yesterday (thx to you) I've been listening to this non stop + other Sasha Grey material. I like this record and even though I can't find the words to explain why, in the end I don't need an explanation,I just have to sit back, listen and *** away.
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04.01.2011 - 14:30
TheBigRossowski
Damn, Sasha Grey, huh...fuckin' shit. You know I'm a recovering porn addict and then you tell me about her making MUSIC! I remember seeing her myspace profile about a half year ago. She wrote black metal as one of her interests, but DAMN.

I'm checking it out... and probably relapsing back into my porn addiction.

Thanks fucker.
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04.01.2011 - 14:37
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Life's a bitch, eh?
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"The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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04.01.2011 - 15:22
Elio
Red Nightmare
"Good night to y'all, sirs, I'm off to collect some more of the girl's material."

Pun intended? Well, I need to check this, I guess.
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

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04.01.2011 - 15:26
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Damn... Do you guys know how many albums have they done?
I need to get their album names like now...

The question is really interesting though.... It's not bad at all, I like it... But it almost seems like at least 75% of the reason is Sasha Grey. That's kind of embarrassing.

But yeah... I'm downloading the crap out of this thing. I'm already an addict so my situation isn't nearly as bad as TheBigRossowski
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.01.2011 - 15:39
Elio
Red Nightmare
Written by [user id=35732] on 04.01.2011 at 15:28

The happy ending in this case would be Sasha joining in MS and giving a PM for Lucas.

I'd let her send me spam mails
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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04.01.2011 - 15:40
TheBigRossowski
Written by [user id=35732] on 04.01.2011 at 15:28

The happy ending in this case would be Sasha joining in MS and giving a PM for Lucas.

That would pretty grooyy, man. An after sex interview and a cigarette, something like that...

I'm not too touched by the... sounds though. She should probably stick to what she's good at. Sperm.

Edit: Some of the songs on the myspace page remind me of this classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14xY1lxLMkI

Nozzzing!
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04.01.2011 - 16:04
Elio
Red Nightmare
Written by TheBigRossowski on 04.01.2011 at 15:40

She should probably stick to what she's good at. Sperm.

lol
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

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04.01.2011 - 16:28
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Who is shasha grey?
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04.01.2011 - 16:36
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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Gay Radar: Positive
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.01.2011 - 16:39
Promonex
Cathemeral
Elite
Written by Bad English on 04.01.2011 at 16:28

Who is shasha grey?

Who is Google?
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04.01.2011 - 16:42
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Promonex on 04.01.2011 at 16:39

Written by Bad English on 04.01.2011 at 16:28

Who is shasha grey?

Who is Google?

I don't think the technology to tackle Bad English's "english" has been invented yet so Google's "did you mean" function always comes back with: "What are you on about?!"
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04.01.2011 - 16:44
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey
wtf what is going on whit Lucas leiuthly his weird avatar(still cant figore out who's that chik)
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Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die"

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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04.01.2011 - 16:45
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Bad English on 04.01.2011 at 16:44

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey
wtf what is going on whit Lucas leiuthly his weird avatar(still cant figore out who's that chik)

Isn't it Pixie Lott?

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04.01.2011 - 16:46
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by [user id=4365] on 04.01.2011 at 16:45

Written by Bad English on 04.01.2011 at 16:44

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey
wtf what is going on whit Lucas leiuthly his weird avatar(still cant figore out who's that chik)

Isn't it Pixie Lott?



I have no clue I dont follow to pop scene and dont care about pop scene....and manowar is posers huh
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04.01.2011 - 16:47
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by [user id=4365] on 04.01.2011 at 16:45

Written by Bad English on 04.01.2011 at 16:44

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey
wtf what is going on whit Lucas leiuthly his weird avatar(still cant figore out who's that chik)

Isn't it Pixie Lott?



who the fuck is Pixie Lott? A wannabee Britney Spears lookalike?
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04.01.2011 - 16:47
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 04.01.2011 at 16:47

Written by [user id=4365] on 04.01.2011 at 16:45

Written by Bad English on 04.01.2011 at 16:44

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey
wtf what is going on whit Lucas leiuthly his weird avatar(still cant figore out who's that chik)

Isn't it Pixie Lott?



who the fuck is Pixie Lott? A wannabee Britney Spears lookalike?

Nah, she makes avant garde goregrind ;]
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04.01.2011 - 16:50
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by [user id=4365] on 04.01.2011 at 16:47

Nah, she makes avant garde goregrind ;]

I doubt it she looks to be from the horrendous pop stable which contains the likes of Lady Gaga, Madonna, Christina Aguillera, Britney Spears and the like.
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04.01.2011 - 16:52
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 04.01.2011 at 16:50

Written by [user id=4365] on 04.01.2011 at 16:47

Nah, she makes avant garde goregrind ;]

I doubt it she looks to be from the horrendous pop stable which contains the likes of Lady Gaga, Madonna, Christina Aguillera, Britney Spears and the like.

All of which have made a decent record or two!
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04.01.2011 - 16:54
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by [user id=4365] on 04.01.2011 at 16:52

All of which have made a decent record or two!

You really are deaf, aren't you?
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Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
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05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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04.01.2011 - 16:56
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 04.01.2011 at 16:54

Written by [user id=4365] on 04.01.2011 at 16:52

All of which have made a decent record or two!

You really are deaf, aren't you?

Well they're no Dido, but as pop goes they're pretty much amongst the best you'll get.
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04.01.2011 - 16:56
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Written by Bad English on 04.01.2011 at 16:44

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey
wtf what is going on whit Lucas leiuthly his weird avatar(still cant figore out who's that chik)

Lucas is going through a rough patch of sexual frustration, that's all...
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"The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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04.01.2011 - 16:58
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Lucas on 04.01.2011 at 16:56

Written by Bad English on 04.01.2011 at 16:44

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey
wtf what is going on whit Lucas leiuthly his weird avatar(still cant figore out who's that chik)

Lucas is going through a rough patch of sexual frustration, that's all...

Dont get lost man ,
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04.01.2011 - 17:28
Insineratehymn
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Unlike the rest of you, I had to look up who Sasha Grey was. I'm more familiar with hentai than I am with live action pornography.
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04.01.2011 - 17:38
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by [user id=5630] on 04.01.2011 at 17:28

Unlike the rest of you, I had to look up who Sasha Grey was. I'm more familiar with hentai than I am with live action pornography.

I also had to look her up since I am not familiar with porn at all. I find porn a waste of my time.
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Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
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04.01.2011 - 17:43
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 04.01.2011 at 17:38

Written by [user id=5630] on 04.01.2011 at 17:28

Unlike the rest of you, I had to look up who Sasha Grey was. I'm more familiar with hentai than I am with live action pornography.

I also had to look her up since I am not familiar with porn at all. I find porn a waste of my time.

Yeah that's only coz you have a load of bitches 'n' ho's tied up in your basement. I'm on to you.
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04.01.2011 - 18:40
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by [user id=4365] on 04.01.2011 at 17:43

Yeah that's only coz you have a load of bitches 'n' ho's tied up in your basement. I'm on to you.

Are you thinking about Fritzl? He's from Austria though.

Written by [user id=5630] on 04.01.2011 at 17:28

Unlike the rest of you, I had to look up who Sasha Grey was. I'm more familiar with hentai than I am with live action pornography.

I try to watch hentai once in a while and I always stop after 5 minutes or so because I just think "Hey... This shit isn't even real in any level... They are cartoons! "
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.01.2011 - 19:17
Hamird
Lieutenant
Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.01.2011 at 15:26

Damn... Do you guys know how many albums have they done?
I need to get their album names like now...

2008 Vigillant Carpark E.P

I've found she's into noise industrial some months ago on her wikipedia page... I'm gonna take this one, I guess it'll be much better than the EP

Written by Lucas on 04.01.2011 at 16:56

Lucas is going through a rough patch of sexual frustration, that's all...

Brother, we're always behind you and I personally support you to death Death to morals and god bless erotica...

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 04.01.2011 at 17:38

I also had to look her up since I am not familiar with porn at all. I find porn a waste of my time.

But some of porn films are much better than most of pointless films that go up in charts in Box Office... Watching (91% of) films these days is a waste of time not just porn...
Anyway, watch Srpski Film (A Serbian Film), it was one of the rare moments that I liked a film in in recent years... Worth a watch imo...
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04.01.2011 - 19:20
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Hamird on 04.01.2011 at 19:17

2008 Vigillant Carpark E.P

Thanks but I already found the discography. There's another album called "...And Six Hours Pass"

That is all, and well... there's a bonus cd for a limited edition of "A Cassette Tape Culture" which I also downloaded
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.01.2011 - 19:30
Elio
Red Nightmare
We need a DVD of the making out of asap
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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